stupid kayla

14:20 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:20 – Stupid Kayla: i still need to straighten my hair
14:21 – dysleeper: kayla
14:21 – dysleeper: okay
14:21 – dysleeper: what’s with you and name repetition today
14:21 – dysleeper: are you trying to suck up through personality mirroring and name repetition?
14:21 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:21 – Stupid Kayla: shut up
14:21 – dysleeper: BECAUSE IT WON’T WORK, YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS
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14:08 – Stupid Kayla: hey you
14:08 – Stupid Kayla: whats up
14:08 – dysleeper: oh not too much
14:08 – dysleeper: making phonecalls
14:08 – dysleeper: doing business
14:09 – dysleeper: usual stuff
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: tht sounds like fun
14:09 – dysleeper: how about you?
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: pissed off at joe
14:09 – dysleeper: it’s remarkably enough less fun than it sounds
14:09 – dysleeper: there’s no surprise there
14:09 – dysleeper: he’s basically a terrible human being
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: ilol
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: thats true
14:09 – dysleeper: that was a wise choice you made there
14:09 – dysleeper: good going
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: i sorry
14:10 – Stupid Kayla: he is just being stupid
14:10 – dysleeper: don’t be sorry to me
14:10 – dysleeper: be sorry to molly
14:10 – dysleeper: and i guess yourself
14:10 – dysleeper: though you had options
14:10 – dysleeper: she didn’t
14:10 – Stupid Kayla: why would i be sorry to molly
14:10 – Stupid Kayla: joe loves molly
14:10 – dysleeper: for choosing joe as her father
14:10 – dysleeper: MISTAKE!
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(15:43:29) Stupid Kayla: hey sup
(15:43:39) dysleeper: hiya
(15:43:53) Stupid Kayla: sup
(15:43:59) dysleeper: not too much, how’re you?
(15:56:13) dysleeper: i’m giving people relationship advice
(15:56:38) Stupid Kayla: haha
(15:57:08) dysleeper: what
(15:57:09) Stupid Kayla: watchintv with molly
(15:57:15) dysleeper: i am an excellent counsellor
(15:57:19) dysleeper: tell my your problems
(15:57:34) Stupid Kayla: watchin tv with molly
(15:57:45) Stupid Kayla: i have no problems
(15:59:11) dysleeper: i think you’re in denial
(16:00:12) Stupid Kayla: watever
(16:00:27) dysleeper: what are you watching?
(16:00:43) dysleeper: World’s Scariest Police Brutality?
(16:00:47) Stupid Kayla: a haunting
(16:00:54) dysleeper: um
(16:00:57) dysleeper: how old is she again?
(16:01:10) dysleeper: and what is the rating on what you’re watching?
(16:02:07) Stupid Kayla: 14 months
(16:02:15) Stupid Kayla: 14 months
(16:04:00) dysleeper: you’re watching a show about ghosts and whatnot
(16:04:04) dysleeper: with a 14 month old
(16:04:25) Stupid Kayla: no she is asleep
(16:04:34) dysleeper: that’s for the best
(16:05:43) Stupid Kayla: that’s for the best
(16:05:52) Stupid Kayla: yup i wouldnt be watchin it if she was awake… plus i doubt she would really know whats going on
(16:06:16) dysleeper: well she is related to you
(16:06:20) dysleeper: so i don’t think she would, either
(16:06:41) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(16:06:47) Stupid Kayla: ur mean
(16:07:08) dysleeper: hello yes

(13:44:39) Stupid Kayla: my stupid sister fucked up the fone bill
(13:46:04) dysleeper: how’d she manage that?
(13:50:32) Stupid Kayla: talkin on the fone non stop and downloading shit
(13:50:54) dysleeper: take it away
(13:50:56) dysleeper: and cut off her fingers
(13:51:09) Stupid Kayla: i cant
(13:51:34) Stupid Kayla: its in my moms name bt she is blaming me when itsnot me
(13:52:37) dysleeper: you should swear some sort of oath
(13:52:57) Stupid Kayla: lol
(14:44:19) dysleeper: a dark oath
(14:44:29) dysleeper: on the bodies of many an unborn sheep

(12:41:05) dysleeper: you konw
(12:41:07) dysleeper: *know
(12:41:16) dysleeper: i’m starting to think you’re some kind of conversational masochist
(12:41:41) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(12:41:48) dysleeper: well
(12:41:50) dysleeper: i’m mean to you
(12:41:54) dysleeper: every single time we talk
(12:41:57) dysleeper: and you keep coming back
(12:42:02) dysleeper: it is the oddest thing
(12:42:09) dysleeper: so the only explanation i can think of
(12:42:14) dysleeper: is that it does something for you
(12:42:17) dysleeper: or something
(12:42:22) dysleeper: if somebody were as mean to me
(12:42:24) dysleeper: as i am to you
(12:42:28) dysleeper: i probably wouldn’t IM them anymore
(12:42:33) dysleeper: it is just interesting is all
(12:42:37) Stupid Kayla: wat
(12:43:16) Stupid Kayla: im bored sorry
(12:43:28) dysleeper: oh it’s fine
(12:43:32) dysleeper: i don’t mind at all
(12:43:37) dysleeper: and neither do your hordes of adoring fans

(12:44:21) Stupid Kayla: im use to it everyone makes fun of me but i know they are jk
(12:44:28) Stupid Kayla: im use to it everyone makes fun of me but i know they are jk
(12:44:36) dysleeper: if everybody is doing it
(12:44:55) dysleeper: then there is probably something deeper

(12:46:34) dysleeper: also you have stutters or something
(12:47:53) Stupid Kayla: nope cuz everyone tells me that they are jus kiddng and i know the are
(12:48:08) Stupid Kayla: its prolly cuz i am a dumb blonde
(12:48:24) Stupid Kayla: joe and my dad make fu of me all th time
(12:48:28) dysleeper: i don’t imagine that the colour of your hair could possibly have any effect on you
(12:48:36) dysleeper: that’s nice
(12:48:43) dysleeper: so you’re in an abusive relationship
(12:48:45) dysleeper: good going
(12:49:23) dysleeper: BREAK THE CYCLE, KAYLA
(12:49:30) Stupid Kayla: no he loves me i make fun of him all the time cuz he is mexican
(12:49:37) dysleeper: you racist
(12:50:29) Stupid Kayla: in october me him molly and the rest of my family are going on a cruise to mexico and i always give him a hard time
(12:50:32) Stupid Kayla: in october me him molly and the rest of my family are going on a cruise to mexico and i always give him a hard time
(12:50:55) Stupid Kayla: saying when we go he better not loose his passport or they might keep him
(12:51:16) Stupid Kayla: and no he jus makes fun of me for being a dumb blonde
(12:51:30) dysleeper: good grief i don’t think the mexicans want him
(12:51:38) dysleeper: they let him out of the country in the first place
(12:51:43) dysleeper: did he sneak in
(12:51:47) dysleeper: hidden in a bag of lettuce?
(12:52:03) Stupid Kayla: lmao
(12:52:19) Stupid Kayla: i jus give him a hard time cuz i love him
(12:52:32) Stupid Kayla: no he was born in illinois
(12:52:42) dysleeper: illinois, mexico
(12:53:14) Stupid Kayla: he has never been to mexico except fot hid finger when we were in new mexico
(12:53:17) Stupid Kayla: he has never been to mexico except fot hid finger when we were in new mexico
(12:53:29) dysleeper: his finger went to mexico?
(12:53:33) Stupid Kayla: no peoria, illinois
(12:53:37) dysleeper: did it pick up any social diseases?
(12:53:57) Stupid Kayla: shut up adam
(12:54:04) dysleeper: so that’s a yes

(12:13:51) Stupid Kayla: hey
(12:14:15) dysleeper: oh hi
(12:14:17) dysleeper: how’s it going?
(12:14:51) Stupid Kayla: nothin u
(12:14:55) dysleeper: not much
(12:14:57) dysleeper: watching videos
(12:15:04) dysleeper: rather than working
(12:15:32) dysleeper: what about you?
(12:16:21) Stupid Kayla: in my room gettin attacked by my cat cuz molly wont leave him alone
(12:16:38) dysleeper: is she walking now or what?
(12:16:59) Stupid Kayla: she can with help
(12:17:14) dysleeper: that’s cool
(12:17:23) Stupid Kayla: she can with help
(12:17:52) Stupid Kayla: yup she is crawling all over the place
(12:22:47) Stupid Kayla: i have to make lunch pretty soon joe is home to so i think we are makin mac and cheese
(12:23:59) dysleeper: classy
(12:25:27) Stupid Kayla: shut u i am lazy and there i no good food here cuz my mom is going to the store tonight
(12:26:43) dysleeper: parent of the year
(12:27:39) Stupid Kayla: wat
(12:28:33) Stupid Kayla: least i makin omethin its not my fault we dont have no food my brother eats it all
(12:29:53) dysleeper: you could sew his mouth shut
(12:30:39) Stupid Kayla: haha he would still find a way he is 12 and he ways 211 lbs
(12:31:08) dysleeper: he what
(12:31:20) dysleeper: so… he’s a sphere?
(12:31:30) dysleeper: there is nothing quite like the morbidly obese to stop one overeating
(12:33:27) dysleeper: so was he born a porkchop or did it come on him suddenly?
(12:33:29) Stupid Kayla: weighs sorry
(12:33:35) dysleeper: did you used to have more siblings and he ate them?
(12:34:48) Stupid Kayla: lol funny he.was.9 lbs when he was born he jus eats so much
(12:35:35) dysleeper: how tall is he?
(12:36:56) Stupid Kayla: prooly like 5′6 cuz i am 5′7
(12:37:19) dysleeper: so he’s basically a cube of lard

12:26 – dysleeper: you don’t talk too much any more
12:26 – dysleeper: the rigours and stresses of your high-flying lifestyle must be catching up with you
12:27 – dysleeper: always online, never really there
12:27 – dysleeper: actually
12:27 – dysleeper: that is a pretty apt descriptor of your entire life
12:27 – dysleeper: sort of a ‘lights on, nobody home’ thing, 24/7
12:43 – dysleeper: well, what do you have to say for yourself?

15:10 – Stupid Kayla: what

09:57 – dysleeper: good morning
09:57 – dysleeper: i’m going to ask you a bunch of questions and i want them answered immediately
09:57 – dysleeper: first, who is your daddy
09:57 – dysleeper: and what does he do
09:57 – Stupid Kayla: no!!! don’t even say that
09:58 – dysleeper: which part? i said like 25 words up there
09:58 – Stupid Kayla: and what does he do
09:58 – dysleeper: and what does who do
09:59 – Stupid Kayla: not in the mood just ran out of has
09:59 – Stupid Kayla: not in the mood just ran out of has
10:00 – dysleeper: is this some kind of rap?
10:01 – Stupid Kayla: no i ran out of gas driving to work. this is not a good time to be joking around
10:05 – dysleeper: you know that you’re supposed to put more in when the little indicator is pointing to ‘e’ right?
10:05 – dysleeper: the F stands for ‘full’
10:05 – dysleeper: the E doesn’t stand for “enough”

(21:16:34) Stupid Kayla:  Kayla is back in the hospital
(21:16:42) dysleeper:  there’s a shocker
(21:18:21) Stupid Kayla:  she hasn’t been for a long time
(21:18:35) dysleeper:  her body is basically defectibve
(21:18:38) dysleeper:  *defective
(21:18:40) dysleeper:  starts at the top
(21:19:50) Stupid Kayla:  she hurt her knee again too and her lungs collapsed while playing
(21:20:01) dysleeper:  so you’re saying she’s dead
(21:20:05) dysleeper:  collapsed lung sure
(21:20:11) dysleeper:  collapsed LUNGS maybe not
(21:21:33) Stupid Kayla:  her lungs were collapsing they didn’t totally collapse they got her to the hospital on time
(21:21:46) dysleeper:  she should look into full body replacement
(21:21:50) dysleeper:  it’s the new thing
(21:21:54) dysleeper:  basically they take her away
(21:21:59) dysleeper:  and you get somebody new

16:51 – Stupid Kayla: hey
16:51 – Stupid Kayla: sup
16:52 – dysleeper: not much, you?
16:52 – Stupid Kayla: arguing with joe
16:53 – dysleeper: good thinking
16:53 – Stupid Kayla: how is that good thinkin hes being a dick biscuit
16:54 – dysleeper: you’re coming to realise what we all already know
16:55 – dysleeper: and ‘dick biscuit’ is probably the finest insult I’ve read in a couple weeks.
16:55 – dysleeper: well done you
16:55 – Stupid Kayla: lol
16:55 – dysleeper: just start yelling SHUT UP, DICK BISCUIT until he does
16:56 – Stupid Kayla: no ok they want to do the same surgery on molly as they did on me but he thinks she needs to be older til they do it
16:56 – dysleeper: hrmmm
16:56 – dysleeper: and what do you think?
16:56 – Stupid Kayla: i worked for me
16:56 – Stupid Kayla: so why not try it on her
16:56 – dysleeper: yes but you’re about 20 years older than she is
16:57 – Stupid Kayla: yea well they can still do the same thing
16:57 – dysleeper: do you remember the part where it very nearly killed you?
16:57 – Stupid Kayla: its better to try it and see if it works than to make her suffer
16:57 – dysleeper: i dunno if you remember
16:57 – dysleeper: but um
16:57 – dysleeper: it nearly killed you
16:58 – Stupid Kayla: the surgery?
16:58 – dysleeper: NO THE HELIUM BALLOONS OF COURSE THE SURGERY YOU IGNORANT TWIT
16:58 – Stupid Kayla: well i didnt kno if you were talkin about the problem or the surgery
16:59 – Stupid Kayla: and they never told me that part