stupid kayla

(9:55:08 AM) stupid kayla: hey
(9:55:11 AM) stupid kayla: whats up
(9:55:12 AM) dysleeper: good morning
(9:55:14 AM) dysleeper: not too much
(9:55:16 AM) dysleeper: how are you?
(9:55:22 AM) stupid kayla: ok just got out of the shower
(9:55:28 AM) stupid kayla: have to pick zach up at work at 11
(9:56:23 AM) dysleeper: very good then
(9:56:26 AM) dysleeper: what’s new?
(9:56:34 AM) dysleeper: still pregnant? (more…)

(10:50:28 PM) stupid kayla: hey
(10:50:31 PM) stupid kayla: whats up
(10:54:35 PM) dysleeper: oh hi
(10:54:54 PM) stupid kayla: is that all i get is oh hi
(10:56:12 PM) dysleeper: what do you want? fanfares? dancing girls?
(10:56:20 PM) dysleeper: how are you
(10:56:39 PM) stupid kayla: funny
(10:56:46 PM) stupid kayla: u havent talked to me in how long
(10:57:05 PM) dysleeper: tens of days
(10:57:08 PM) dysleeper: possibly hundreds
(10:57:15 PM) stupid kayla: a few months
(10:57:21 PM) dysleeper: in my defense, you haven’t talked to me, either
(10:57:34 PM) stupid kayla: cuz i havent had internet
(11:03:49 PM) stupid kayla: and i want to kill my ****in husband
(11:03:59 PM) dysleeper: oh so you got married?
(11:04:00 PM) dysleeper: well done
(11:04:02 PM) dysleeper: congratulations
(11:04:07 PM) dysleeper: apart from wanting to kill him i guess
(11:04:08 PM) stupid kayla: no not right now
(11:04:42 PM) stupid kayla: he is drunk right now out with his friends and i am in ****in labor
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(10:56:05) Stupid Kayla: Hey
(10:56:14) DaySleeper: oh good day
(10:56:49) Stupid Kayla: Not really me and zach got in a huge fight last night
(10:57:15) DaySleeper: what about?
(10:57:40) Stupid Kayla: He got me pregnant and i pissed off at him
(10:57:53) DaySleeper: perhaps you should use protection
(10:57:55) DaySleeper: instead of being an idiot
(10:57:59) DaySleeper: just a thought
(10:58:14) Stupid Kayla: We do
(10:58:27) Stupid Kayla: i on birth control
(10:58:58) DaySleeper: um
(10:59:02) DaySleeper: wow
(10:59:09) DaySleeper: his little soldiers would not take no for an answer
(10:59:22) DaySleeper: are you sure it’s birth control and not like smarties or something?
(10:59:27) DaySleeper: check the packaging
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(15:55:25) dysleeper: so if you move to virginia, will you find another cancer factory job?
(15:55:57) Stupid Kayla: No i been workin at macys
(15:56:09) dysleeper: what a step up in the world that must be fore you
(15:56:11) dysleeper: *for
(15:56:30) Stupid Kayla: not really
(16:05:27) dysleeper: you should really call ahead to virginia and make sure they have some heart/lung/knee specialists on standby
(16:05:47) dysleeper: as soon as you cross the state line, i’m going to get an IM that says ‘omg kayla’s not breathing’
(16:06:24) Stupid Kayla: No i havent had problems for 3 months
(16:07:02) dysleeper: a new record!
(16:07:15) dysleeper: so what do you do at macy’s?
(16:07:28) dysleeper: manikin fluffer?
(16:08:07) dysleeper: whereabouts in virginia are you headed?
(16:09:02) Stupid Kayla: norfolk no i work in women shoes
(16:09:09) dysleeper: i should hope so
(16:09:17) dysleeper: you’d look silly wearing workboots
(16:09:25) dysleeper: BAH DUM PSHHHHHH

(15:10:11) Stupid Kayla: Hey whats up
(15:19:50) dysleeper: oh hi
(15:19:52) dysleeper: not too much
(15:19:55) dysleeper: how’re you?
(15:38:24) dysleeper: so… what happened between you and your hispab
(15:38:30) dysleeper: *hispanic boy toy
(15:44:13) Stupid Kayla: That sounds like fun
(15:44:24) Stupid Kayla: packing
(15:44:50) Stupid Kayla: we r done i dating this kid i graduated with that is in the navy
(15:45:10) dysleeper: you sure get over guys in a hurry
(15:45:14) dysleeper: why’d you break up?
(15:45:27) Stupid Kayla: so me molly r moving down to va with him
(15:46:51) Stupid Kayla: his parents have got him brainwashed sayin that i am fakin my health problens when he has been to the hospital with me so many times and has seen me right out of surgery and everything but his parents have him so brainwashed he has himself believing it
(15:47:10) dysleeper: i’ve gotta say… i’m with the parents on this one
(15:47:17) dysleeper: how long have you been dating this swabbie?
(15:47:44) dysleeper: it’s probably a really bad idea to move to virginia on short notice like this
(15:47:51) dysleeper: don’t you live with your parents?
(15:48:07) dysleeper: your long chain of really, really poor decisions remains unbroken. i think i should submit you to guiness
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(3:51:00 PM) Adam: oh hi
(3:51:10 PM) Adam: you dead yet?
(4:49:30 PM) Adam: so… that’s a yes?

15:04 – Stupid Kayla: hey
15:04 – Stupid Kayla: sup
15:05 – dysleeper: good afternoon
15:05 – Stupid Kayla: yeah i guess
15:05 – Stupid Kayla: molly has to have surgery now tho
15:05 – dysleeper: that is intended more as a greeting than as a declaration of the quality of the time period
15:06 – dysleeper: what for?  parent replacement?
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: shut up
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: i a good mom
15:06 – dysleeper: good but illiterate
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: no they found a tumor in her lung
15:06 – dysleeper: that sucks
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: yupp
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: i feel bad cuz its all my fault cuz  i must have passed all my medical problems down to her
15:07 – dysleeper: i don’t know that a tumour is specifically your fault
15:07 – Stupid Kayla: i had one in my lung like 2 years ago
15:07 – dysleeper: unless you’ve been smoking and blowing it directly at her
15:07 – Stupid Kayla: i never have smoked in my life
15:07 – dysleeper: why is it that you want to have more kids?
15:08 – dysleeper: it sounds like you’d just be wishing suffering on the young

12:20 – dysleeper: i think you were going to name molly cory at one point
12:20 – dysleeper: i think
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: yeah
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: but  it was going to be korey
12:24 – dysleeper: oh right
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: then somehow u talked me out of it
12:24 – dysleeper: one of those made up names
12:24 – dysleeper: it’s because i have all the power
12:24 – dysleeper: ALL
12:24 – dysleeper: THE
12:24 – dysleeper: POWER
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: shut up
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: oh well i love my molly
12:24 – dysleeper: I am very persuasive
12:24 – dysleeper: remember how I got you to break up with Jamie
12:25 – Stupid Kayla: u did that?
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11:38 – Stupid Kayla: hey
11:38 – dysleeper: oh hi
11:39 – Stupid Kayla: oh hi?
11:39 – dysleeper: yes
11:39 – dysleeper: oh
11:39 – dysleeper: hi
11:39 – Stupid Kayla: thanks
11:42 – dysleeper: what are we even talking about?
11:44 – Stupid Kayla: idk
12:08 – dysleeper: i wish i were at home
12:09 – Stupid Kayla: i am
12:09 – Stupid Kayla: but i having a bad day
12:10 – dysleeper: what terrible things are happening?
12:11 – Stupid Kayla: today is my cousins birthday
12:14 – dysleeper: surely that should be a cause for celebration
12:14 – dysleeper: or are you mad that people are paying more attention to your cousin than to you
12:14 – Stupid Kayla: no cause he is dead
12:14 – dysleeper: so it would be more accurate to say that today *was* your cousin’s birthday
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14:39 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:39 – dysleeper: kayla
14:40 – Stupid Kayla: asam
14:40 – dysleeper: kaila
14:40 – Stupid Kayla: funny
14:40 – Stupid Kayla: molly is awake now
14:41 – dysleeper: you mean mobby
14:41 – Stupid Kayla: how am i mean
14:41 – dysleeper: …
14:41 – dysleeper: some words in english
14:41 – dysleeper: have more than one meaning
14:41 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:41 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:41 – dysleeper: daisy daisy give me your answer do
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