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Kayla on: Meeting Others’ Needs

DaySleeper — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:37:08 +0000

Stupid Kayla: hey question
dysleeper: fire at will
Stupid Kayla: no this is serious
dysleeper: lay on, macduff
Stupid Kayla: no please be serious with me
dysleeper: WHY SO SERIOUS
dysleeper: okay what
dysleeper: serious but not urgent, apparently
dysleeper: slowy
Stupid Kayla: ok i have an irresponsable husband
dysleeper: and a grade 3 literacy level
dysleeper: did he get pregnant again? do you know who the father is?
Stupid Kayla: i on my old shitty ass phone
dysleeper: okay stop explaining why you’re a poor communicator and tell me what the problem is
Stupid Kayla: ok he has his huge petty officer test tomorrow
Stupid Kayla: i tell him to set his alarm and he doesnt should i set it for him or let him learn the hard way
Stupid Kayla: i am so sick of being a mommy to him and i am about ready to go insane cuz of it

Kayla on: A Sedentary Lifestyle

DaySleeper — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:34:04 +0000

(11:09:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey havent talked to you forever
(11:09:49 PM) dysleeper: oh hhi
(11:09:51 PM) dysleeper: how’s things?
(11:10:24 PM) Stupid Kayla5: good
(11:39:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: i want to kill my hubby right now tho
(11:39:16 PM) dysleeper: hang him from the yard arm
(11:39:19 PM) dysleeper: or keelhaul him
(11:40:18 PM) Stupid Kayla5: id get in trouble he just thinks he can have the whole couch
(11:40:25 PM) dysleeper: pee on your end
(11:40:28 PM) dysleeper: to mark your territory
(11:41:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats gross no its the way he is laying
(11:42:06 PM) dysleeper: he’d stop pretty quick if you just followed my advice
(11:42:11 PM) dysleeper: alternate option: sit on his head
(11:43:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: you don’t know my husband he is violient when he is asleep
(11:44:07 PM) dysleeper: could you sit someplace else?
(11:45:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: no we only have the couch
(11:45:53 PM) dysleeper: there is a floor
(11:46:19 PM) dysleeper: well, i assume there to be a floor
(11:46:33 PM) dysleeper: i am guessing that your couch doesn’t just lfoat
(11:46:34 PM) dysleeper: *float
(11:46:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: i can’t sleep on the floor
(11:46:57 PM) dysleeper: do you not have a bed?
(11:47:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: plus i would never be able to get up off of it and there is to much cat hair
(11:47:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: yeah but its upstairs
(11:48:01 PM) dysleeper: well, i am nearly out of battery so i guess good luck?

Kayla on: Distance and Separation

DaySleeper — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:59:38 +0000

(11:27:04 AM) stupid kayla: hey
(11:27:50 AM) adam: oh hi
(11:27:52 AM) adam: how’s it going?
(11:27:57 AM) stupid kayla: ok
(11:28:04 AM) stupid kayla: getting ready to go home for the weekend
(11:28:20 AM) adam: that will be fun i bet
(11:28:49 AM) stupid kayla: yup
(11:28:55 AM) stupid kayla: not many ppl have seen zoe
(11:29:21 AM) adam: have your parents even come down to see her?
(11:29:27 AM) stupid kayla: yeah
(11:29:54 AM) stupid kayla: his dad hasnt seen her yet
(11:30:04 AM) stupid kayla: and my grandma and his grandma and aunts and uncles
(11:30:20 AM) adam: his dad couldn’t make time to come down and see his grandkid
(11:30:21 AM) adam: wow
(11:30:22 AM) adam: just
(11:30:22 AM) adam: wow
(11:30:43 AM) stupid kayla: what
(11:30:52 AM) stupid kayla: we are in va and everyone else is in il
(11:30:58 AM) adam: it’s uhh
(11:31:00 AM) adam: a grandkid
(11:31:03 AM) adam: wouldn’t you take the time
(11:31:06 AM) adam: make the trip
(11:31:15 AM) adam: even your inlaws are like you
(11:31:15 AM) stupid kayla: this is the first time we are able to
(11:31:17 AM) adam: even them
(11:31:20 AM) adam: no no
(11:31:21 AM) stupid kayla: what
(11:31:21 AM) adam: i mean
(11:31:24 AM) stupid kayla: his mom has seen her
(11:31:24 AM) adam: if it was your grandkd
(11:31:27 AM) adam: *grandkid
(11:31:43 AM) stupid kayla: they dont have the money to just drop everything they are doing
(11:31:57 AM) stupid kayla: his dad had a heart attack in december and he works 3 jobs
(11:32:08 AM) adam: that’s pretty poor planning

Kayla on: Confirmation from Independent Sources

DaySleeper — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:58:52 +0000

(11:32:23 AM) stupid kayla: why do u always have to be so mean
(11:32:30 AM) stupid kayla: what cant u just have a normal conversation
(11:44:07 AM) adam: because i am the meanest
(11:44:36 AM) adam: there is a whole webpage devoted to it
(11:44:37 AM) adam: http://meandaysleeper.blogspot.com/
(11:44:43 AM) adam: right there in black & white
(11:44:49 AM) adam: and gray and orange
(11:44:56 AM) adam: and some blue

Kayla on: Interspecies Mating Rituals

DaySleeper — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:15:31 +0000

stupid kayla: hey
adam: hello
stupid kayla: whats up
adam: not much at all
adam: how about you?
stupid kayla: really nervous
adam: why’s that?
adam: seeing sounds? hearing colours?
stupid kayla: no
stupid kayla: this is zachs 2nd day late for work
stupid kayla: and i am afaid he is going to go on restriction
adam: he will get fired
adam: out of a deck gun!
stupid kayla: he cant get fired
stupid kayla: but they can put him on restriction
stupid kayla: which would be 45 days on the ship with half pay and he would loose his rank and everything
adam: that would suck
adam: does he get demoted to seaman

stupid kayla: no
stupid kayla: there is a lot more then a seaman
stupid kayla: he would be an airman
adam: what exactly is his job?
stupid kayla: he builds bombs
stupid kayla: hes an ao
adam: that must be a pretty neat job
adam: don’t you worry that he is going to come home in tiny pieces though
stupid kayla: no
stupid kayla: he doesnt even work with them right now cuz he is in the shipyards
stupid kayla: there are no bombs on the ship what so ever
adam: so he’s like
adam: unemployed
stupid kayla: no
adam: but still drawing a salary
stupid kayla: no
stupid kayla: he goes to work every day
adam: but if there are no bombs to build
stupid kayla: they jus have to work on the mags
adam: what does he do
stupid kayla: work on the mags
adam: this seems highly suspicious
adam: are you sure he doesn’t just stand in the corner
adam: with a lampshade on his head
stupid kayla: cuz they are rebuilding the ship
adam: which ship?
stupid kayla: no the mags are where they keep the bombs
stupid kayla: uss enterprise
adam: oh the magazine
adam: no way
adam: your husband
adam: is Mr. Worf
adam: that is awesome
stupid kayla: no they do alot of hard work right now
adam: I thought he couldn’t be with human women
adam: since they are so fragile
adam: you must be a lot tougher than you look

Kayla on: Proprioception

DaySleeper — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:50:11 +0000

stupid kayla: hey
adam: oh hi
adam: how’re you?
stupid kayla: ok i guess
adam: body parts all functioning as intended
stupid kayla: sure i have an orthopedic appointment on thurs
adam: what’s wrong with your feet?
stupid kayla: my knee
adam: knee != feet
adam: but what’s wrong with your knee
stupid kayla: it will dislocate all the time so i have to have it fixed one last time cuz i guess they actually figured out why
adam: get a gps put on it
adam: then
adam: no more dislocating
adam: you will know where it is all the time
stupid kayla: well its bc my tiba is out of alignment
adam: we can rebuild her
adam: we have the technology
adam: i am going to replace your knee with a door hinge

Kayla on: Healthy Families

DaySleeper — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:31:24 +0000

stupid kayla: shes coming home today
adam: oh good!
adam: eating on her own
adam: ?
adam: it is amazing to me that you managed to produce offspring that was unable to suck
stupid kayla: yeah

stupid kayla: its bc she wasnt old enough
stupid kayla: she was born 8 weeks ealry
adam: i am aware of that
adam: i was pretty much implying that you suck
stupid kayla: they dont learn that til 32 weeks
stupid kayla: 45*
adam: that is the take home message
stupid kayla: 35*
adam: hut hut hut
stupid kayla: i dont suck
adam: neither does your kid. i’m congratulating you
stupid kayla: actually i did the other night
stupid kayla: lol
adam: okay thanks for that
stupid kayla: he wouldnt let me sleep til i did
adam: kayla that is called rape
stupid kayla: no its not
stupid kayla: he was jus pickin on me
adam: with his penis
stupid kayla: its not like it really bothered me
stupid kayla: no perv

Kayla on: Procreating

DaySleeper — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:32:07 +0000

stupid kayla: hey you
dysleeper: oh good morning
dysleeper: how are things
stupid kayla: ok
stupid kayla: had the baby
dysleeper: well done you
dysleeper: was it a human baby?
stupid kayla: yes
dysleeper: even better

stupid kayla: duh
stupid kayla: stupid kayla: stupid kayla: dysleeper: awwww
stupid kayla: stupid kayla: stupid kayla: stupid kayla: dysleeper: what’s with the thing in her nose?
stupid kayla: stupid kayla: feeding tube
dysleeper: ah, gotcha
dysleeper: the breast milk thing isn’t working out so well?
dysleeper: i am also impressed that you managed to get makeup on so quickly
stupid kayla: she was born 2 months early so she doesnt know how to suck yet
stupid kayla: shes still in the hospital
dysleeper: makes sense
dysleeper:
stupid kayla: yeah i kinda pissed at the doctors
dysleeper: you just have no luck with health
stupid kayla: cuz she was eating on her own
dysleeper: probably better to make sure, though
dysleeper: just in case
stupid kayla: but when they bumped her up to 35ml to early she wouldnt take the last 5
stupid kayla: so they started tubing that down her
stupid kayla: then they went and started tubing every other feeding
dysleeper: hrmm
stupid kayla: and then every and now they are back to everyother
dysleeper: they probably have a good reason
dysleeper: i’m sure it’s not just arbitrary
stupid kayla: and she seems to have forgotten how to suck
dysleeper: they do make them pass exams at med school you know
stupid kayla: no the doctor at this hospital she is at now says that they prolly bmped up her feedings to fast cuz she was taking them fine but she was so little it just made her to tired
dysleeper: oh, i see
dysleeper: what’s her name?
dysleeper: molly2.0
stupid kayla: dysleeper: awesome hat
stupid kayla: dysleeper: and she looks like she’s throwing up gang signs
stupid kayla: stupid kayla: zoe
dysleeper: the orange monkey phase of babyhood is always the most attractive
dysleeper: that’s a pretty okay name
stupid kayla: stupid kayla: zach always wanted to name his girl zoe so i really didnt have a say in it
dysleeper: that’s a good way to run a relationship
stupid kayla: i didnt care

Kayla on: Homonyms

DaySleeper — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:38:38 +0000

stupid kayla: hey
dysleeper: oh good day
stupid kayla: not really
dysleeper: one of these days you will learn that when i say ‘good morning’ or ‘good day’ it is a meaningless conversation set piece much like ‘how are you’ or ‘did that skin condition clear up okay’
stupid kayla: i jus found out zah is going to be gone on my due date
stupid kayla: zach*
dysleeper: where’s he going?
stupid kayla: fallen nevada
dysleeper: attn: kayla he is in the navy
dysleeper: nevada has no oceans
stupid kayla: its ordie training
stupid kayla: they are flying him there
dysleeper: he’s probably going to gamble away your life savings
dysleeper: well they’d have to
dysleeper: as i said
dysleeper: no ocean
dysleeper: rowing some kind of land-boat
stupid kayla: no they have a navy base there
stupid kayla: its where they build the bombs and test them at
stupid kayla: he was really pissed off about it too
stupid kayla: great now im having contractions again
dysleeper: isn’t
dysleeper: won’t
dysleeper: can’t
stupid kayla: huh
dysleeper: ME TOO

Kayla on: Dependence

DaySleeper — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:35:45 +0000

dysleeper: good morning dopey
stupid kayla: be nice
dysleeper: but being rotten is so much more fun
stupid kayla: whatever
stupid kayla: not when kayla is already homesich
dysleeper: so much
stupid kayla: meanie
dysleeper: homesick for when your parents were paying for your lifestyle?