Stupid Kayla: hey question
dysleeper: fire at will
Stupid Kayla: no this is serious
dysleeper: lay on, macduff
Stupid Kayla: no please be serious with me
dysleeper: WHY SO SERIOUS
dysleeper: okay what
dysleeper: serious but not urgent, apparently
dysleeper: slowy
Stupid Kayla: ok i have an irresponsable husband
dysleeper: and a grade 3 literacy level
dysleeper: did he get pregnant again? do you know who the father is?
Stupid Kayla: i on my old shitty ass phone
dysleeper: okay stop explaining why you’re a poor communicator and tell me what the problem is
Stupid Kayla: ok he has his huge petty officer test tomorrow
Stupid Kayla: i tell him to set his alarm and he doesnt should i set it for him or let him learn the hard way
Stupid Kayla: i am so sick of being a mommy to him and i am about ready to go insane cuz of it