(11:09:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey havent talked to you forever
(11:09:49 PM) dysleeper: oh hhi
(11:09:51 PM) dysleeper: how’s things?
(11:10:24 PM) Stupid Kayla5: good
(11:39:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: i want to kill my hubby right now tho
(11:39:16 PM) dysleeper: hang him from the yard arm
(11:39:19 PM) dysleeper: or keelhaul him
(11:40:18 PM) Stupid Kayla5: id get in trouble he just thinks he can have the whole couch
(11:40:25 PM) dysleeper: pee on your end
(11:40:28 PM) dysleeper: to mark your territory
(11:41:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats gross no its the way he is laying
(11:42:06 PM) dysleeper: he’d stop pretty quick if you just followed my advice
(11:42:11 PM) dysleeper: alternate option: sit on his head
(11:43:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: you don’t know my husband he is violient when he is asleep
(11:44:07 PM) dysleeper: could you sit someplace else?
(11:45:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: no we only have the couch
(11:45:53 PM) dysleeper: there is a floor
(11:46:19 PM) dysleeper: well, i assume there to be a floor
(11:46:33 PM) dysleeper: i am guessing that your couch doesn’t just lfoat
(11:46:34 PM) dysleeper: *float
(11:46:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: i can’t sleep on the floor
(11:46:57 PM) dysleeper: do you not have a bed?
(11:47:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: plus i would never be able to get up off of it and there is to much cat hair
(11:47:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: yeah but its upstairs
(11:48:01 PM) dysleeper: well, i am nearly out of battery so i guess good luck?