stupid kayla: hey you
dysleeper: oh good morning
dysleeper: how are things
stupid kayla: ok
stupid kayla: had the baby
dysleeper: well done you
dysleeper: was it a human baby?
stupid kayla: yes
dysleeper: even better
stupid kayla: duh
stupid kayla:
stupid kayla:
stupid kayla:
dysleeper: ah, gotcha
dysleeper: the breast milk thing isn’t working out so well?
dysleeper: i am also impressed that you managed to get makeup on so quickly
stupid kayla: she was born 2 months early so she doesnt know how to suck yet
stupid kayla: shes still in the hospital
dysleeper: makes sense
dysleeper: 
stupid kayla: yeah i kinda pissed at the doctors
dysleeper: you just have no luck with health
stupid kayla: cuz she was eating on her own
dysleeper: probably better to make sure, though
dysleeper: just in case
stupid kayla: but when they bumped her up to 35ml to early she wouldnt take the last 5
stupid kayla: so they started tubing that down her
stupid kayla: then they went and started tubing every other feeding
dysleeper: hrmm
stupid kayla: and then every and now they are back to everyother
dysleeper: they probably have a good reason
dysleeper: i’m sure it’s not just arbitrary
stupid kayla: and she seems to have forgotten how to suck
dysleeper: they do make them pass exams at med school you know
stupid kayla: no the doctor at this hospital she is at now says that they prolly bmped up her feedings to fast cuz she was taking them fine but she was so little it just made her to tired
dysleeper: oh, i see
dysleeper: what’s her name?
dysleeper: molly2.0
stupid kayla:
stupid kayla:
stupid kayla:
dysleeper: the orange monkey phase of babyhood is always the most attractive 
dysleeper: that’s a pretty okay name
stupid kayla:
dysleeper: that’s a good way to run a relationship
stupid kayla: i didnt care