stupid kayla: hey
dysleeper: oh good day
stupid kayla: not really
dysleeper: one of these days you will learn that when i say ‘good morning’ or ‘good day’ it is a meaningless conversation set piece much like ‘how are you’ or ‘did that skin condition clear up okay’
stupid kayla: i jus found out zah is going to be gone on my due date
stupid kayla: zach*
dysleeper: where’s he going?
stupid kayla: fallen nevada
dysleeper: attn: kayla he is in the navy
dysleeper: nevada has no oceans
stupid kayla: its ordie training
stupid kayla: they are flying him there
dysleeper: he’s probably going to gamble away your life savings
dysleeper: well they’d have to
dysleeper: as i said
dysleeper: no ocean
dysleeper: rowing some kind of land-boat
stupid kayla: no they have a navy base there
stupid kayla: its where they build the bombs and test them at
stupid kayla: he was really pissed off about it too
stupid kayla: great now im having contractions again
dysleeper: isn’t
dysleeper: won’t
dysleeper: can’t
stupid kayla: huh
dysleeper: ME TOO