(10:50:28 PM) stupid kayla: hey
(10:50:31 PM) stupid kayla: whats up
(10:54:35 PM) dysleeper: oh hi
(10:54:54 PM) stupid kayla: is that all i get is oh hi
(10:56:12 PM) dysleeper: what do you want? fanfares? dancing girls?
(10:56:20 PM) dysleeper: how are you
(10:56:39 PM) stupid kayla: funny
(10:56:46 PM) stupid kayla: u havent talked to me in how long
(10:57:05 PM) dysleeper: tens of days
(10:57:08 PM) dysleeper: possibly hundreds
(10:57:15 PM) stupid kayla: a few months
(10:57:21 PM) dysleeper: in my defense, you haven’t talked to me, either
(10:57:34 PM) stupid kayla: cuz i havent had internet
(11:03:49 PM) stupid kayla: and i want to kill my ****in husband
(11:03:59 PM) dysleeper: oh so you got married?
(11:04:00 PM) dysleeper: well done
(11:04:02 PM) dysleeper: congratulations
(11:04:07 PM) dysleeper: apart from wanting to kill him i guess
(11:04:08 PM) stupid kayla: no not right now
(11:04:42 PM) stupid kayla: he is drunk right now out with his friends and i am in ****in labor
(11:05:04 PM) dysleeper: and so of course you talk to me
(11:05:13 PM) dysleeper: this is very typical
(11:05:16 PM) dysleeper: and not really healthy
(11:05:27 PM) stupid kayla: hes ***in pissin me off
(11:05:34 PM) stupid kayla: i want to ****in kill him right now
(11:05:50 PM) stupid kayla: i txt him and told him and he was like go to the hospitla
(11:05:58 PM) stupid kayla: im like hello its ur kid too
(11:06:04 PM) dysleeper: are you sure it’s his
(11:06:07 PM) dysleeper: because um
(11:06:08 PM) stupid kayla: yeah
(11:06:10 PM) dysleeper: you’re not great on that score
(11:06:13 PM) dysleeper: as we’ve seen before
(11:06:47 PM) stupid kayla: i had gone 2 periods without having sex and he is the only one i have had sex with sisnce
(11:07:11 PM) dysleeper: really you should get a statue
(11:07:35 PM) dysleeper: and the plaque should say ‘kayla – she could keep her pants on for two straight months: a new personal best”
(11:07:47 PM) stupid kayla: funny
(11:11:45 PM) stupid kayla: i want to shoot myself
(11:11:57 PM) stupid kayla: i am about really to go lay in the bath tub all ****in night
(11:12:03 PM) dysleeper: alternately
(11:12:05 PM) dysleeper: hospitals
(11:12:41 PM) stupid kayla: and how am i suppose to get to the ****in hospital when he has my keys
(11:13:11 PM) stupid kayla: and he is so ****in drunk right now he could never go into a hospital like this
(11:13:23 PM) stupid kayla: and last time he was drunk things didnt turn out to well
(11:13:27 PM) dysleeper: gosh it’s a good thing you left that doctor
(11:13:33 PM) dysleeper: what does he hit you or something?
(11:13:37 PM) dysleeper: because that is messed up
(11:13:40 PM) dysleeper: i make fun of you a lot
(11:13:50 PM) dysleeper: but if you’re in an abusive relationship
(11:13:52 PM) dysleeper: you need to get out
(11:14:37 PM) stupid kayla: no it was before we were married and he was drunk and said that he liked another gurl and wanted to be with her
(11:14:54 PM) dysleeper: oh
(11:14:55 PM) dysleeper: well
(11:14:58 PM) dysleeper: that’s not great either
(11:15:03 PM) dysleeper: but at least he’s not a total ass
(11:15:37 PM) stupid kayla: but he is ****in drunk at the worse ****in times when he knew i was going to the hospital for that even before he was drunk
(11:17:08 PM) dysleeper: you pick some real winners
(11:17:09 PM) dysleeper: i must say
(11:17:13 PM) stupid kayla: the only good thing right now about him is all my health care is totally free
(11:17:40 PM) stupid kayla: he is in the navy and this is only the 2nd time he has ever gottne drunk since we have been dating
(11:18:03 PM) dysleeper: not so bad then
(11:19:27 PM) stupid kayla: yeah but he has to pick the worst time