(10:50:28 PM) stupid kayla: hey
(10:50:31 PM) stupid kayla: whats up
(10:54:35 PM) dysleeper: oh hi
(10:54:54 PM) stupid kayla: is that all i get is oh hi
(10:56:12 PM) dysleeper: what do you want? fanfares? dancing girls?
(10:56:20 PM) dysleeper: how are you
(10:56:39 PM) stupid kayla: funny
(10:56:46 PM) stupid kayla: u havent talked to me in how long
(10:57:05 PM) dysleeper: tens of days
(10:57:08 PM) dysleeper: possibly hundreds
(10:57:15 PM) stupid kayla: a few months
(10:57:21 PM) dysleeper: in my defense, you haven’t talked to me, either
(10:57:34 PM) stupid kayla: cuz i havent had internet
(11:03:49 PM) stupid kayla: and i want to kill my ****in husband
(11:03:59 PM) dysleeper: oh so you got married?
(11:04:00 PM) dysleeper: well done
(11:04:02 PM) dysleeper: congratulations
(11:04:07 PM) dysleeper: apart from wanting to kill him i guess
(11:04:08 PM) stupid kayla: no not right now
(11:04:42 PM) stupid kayla: he is drunk right now out with his friends and i am in ****in labor
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