(10:56:05) Stupid Kayla: Hey
(10:56:14) DaySleeper: oh good day
(10:56:49) Stupid Kayla: Not really me and zach got in a huge fight last night
(10:57:15) DaySleeper: what about?
(10:57:40) Stupid Kayla: He got me pregnant and i pissed off at him
(10:57:53) DaySleeper: perhaps you should use protection
(10:57:55) DaySleeper: instead of being an idiot
(10:57:59) DaySleeper: just a thought
(10:58:14) Stupid Kayla: We do
(10:58:27) Stupid Kayla: i on birth control
(10:58:58) DaySleeper: um
(10:59:02) DaySleeper: wow
(10:59:09) DaySleeper: his little soldiers would not take no for an answer
(10:59:22) DaySleeper: are you sure it’s birth control and not like smarties or something?
(10:59:27) DaySleeper: check the packaging
(10:59:41) Stupid Kayla: I pissed off at him
(10:59:58) Stupid Kayla: i am not stupid i have to go to plan parenthood to get them
(10:59:58) DaySleeper: if it looks like this: http://www.halfpennybooksandmore.com/images/Smarties%2056g.JPG
(11:00:03) DaySleeper: it is not birth control
(11:00:06) DaySleeper: it is smarties
(11:00:15) DaySleeper: do they taste like chocolate in a crunchy candy shell?
(11:00:19) DaySleeper: do you eat the red ones last?
(11:00:35) DaySleeper: these are dead giveaways that your birth control is not in fact birth control but smarties
(11:00:43) Stupid Kayla: i am not a ****in idiot
(11:00:56) DaySleeper: apparently you are if you managed to get pregnant while on birth control
(11:01:00) DaySleeper: both ****ing and an idiot
(11:01:02) DaySleeper: two for two!
(11:01:30) Stupid Kayla: i did go to duke and he u have to be pretty smart to go to duke why cant u jus ever have a normal conversation and not act like i am the stupidest person in the world
(11:01:39) DaySleeper: i’m not acting
(11:01:52) Stupid Kayla: yeah u are
(11:02:13) DaySleeper: no, i genuinely think that you are pretty stupid
(11:02:19) DaySleeper: i am honestly not that good of an actor
(11:02:42) Stupid Kayla: i went to duke and i have a 3.8 there and i had a 4.0 gpa in high school
(11:02:54) DaySleeper: yeah but you took courses like ‘hair dressing’
(11:03:06) Stupid Kayla: i defently think that i am prolly smarter than u
(11:03:12) DaySleeper: any monkey with a pair of scissors could do that
(11:03:13) DaySleeper: in fact
(11:03:18) DaySleeper: are you a monkey? do you own scissors?
(11:03:21) DaySleeper: that would explain a lot
(11:03:40) Stupid Kayla: no i took elmentary ed
(11:03:53) DaySleeper: wait wait wait
(11:03:57) DaySleeper: you were going to teach?
(11:04:00) Stupid Kayla: u cant take hair at duke i took that at a cosmetolgy school
(11:04:14) DaySleeper: I think I have found out what is wrong with the American educational system
(11:04:19) DaySleeper: I have met the enemy and it is you
(11:04:27) Stupid Kayla: i am teaching
(11:04:30) Stupid Kayla: i start this fall
(11:05:06) Stupid Kayla: i am not fuckin stupid
(11:05:16) DaySleeper: lies
(11:05:22) DaySleeper: i have months and months of documented proof
(11:05:23) DaySleeper: that you are stupid
(11:05:29) Stupid Kayla: i took 4 yrs of college and i am still taking more to get my masters
(11:05:35) DaySleeper: it is all here in this pamphlet
(11:05:43) Stupid Kayla: uh huh
(11:05:53) Stupid Kayla: u r such a fuckin idiot
(11:06:15) Stupid Kayla: u r a mean fuckin idiot who cant even have a normal conversation
(11:06:40) DaySleeper: you’ve seen right through my thin disguise
(11:06:44) DaySleeper: i am undone!
