(15:10:11) Stupid Kayla: Hey whats up
(15:19:50) dysleeper: oh hi
(15:19:52) dysleeper: not too much
(15:19:55) dysleeper: how’re you?
(15:38:24) dysleeper: so… what happened between you and your hispab
(15:38:30) dysleeper: *hispanic boy toy
(15:44:13) Stupid Kayla: That sounds like fun
(15:44:24) Stupid Kayla: packing
(15:44:50) Stupid Kayla: we r done i dating this kid i graduated with that is in the navy
(15:45:10) dysleeper: you sure get over guys in a hurry
(15:45:14) dysleeper: why’d you break up?
(15:45:27) Stupid Kayla: so me molly r moving down to va with him
(15:46:51) Stupid Kayla: his parents have got him brainwashed sayin that i am fakin my health problens when he has been to the hospital with me so many times and has seen me right out of surgery and everything but his parents have him so brainwashed he has himself believing it
(15:47:10) dysleeper: i’ve gotta say… i’m with the parents on this one
(15:47:17) dysleeper: how long have you been dating this swabbie?
(15:47:44) dysleeper: it’s probably a really bad idea to move to virginia on short notice like this
(15:47:51) dysleeper: don’t you live with your parents?
(15:48:07) dysleeper: your long chain of really, really poor decisions remains unbroken. i think i should submit you to guiness
(15:48:12) Stupid Kayla: its funny how they have him brainwahsed when he has been at the hospital with me
(15:48:52) Stupid Kayla: no i been thinkin about it alot
(15:49:21) dysleeper: that’s no indicator that it’s a good idea
(15:49:39) Stupid Kayla: zach is going to adopt molly and we r moving down there cuz joe wants nothing to do with her now
(15:50:04) Stupid Kayla: plus i have family down there too yeah i live with my parents right now
(15:50:18) Stupid Kayla: well we r going dwn there nxt week to see if we like it
(15:50:42) dysleeper: i was going to suggest that your parents might be a better option for raising your daughter than your brother, but considering the bang-up job they’ve done on you, zach’s probably a really good choice
(15:50:43) dysleeper: well do ne
(15:51:25) Stupid Kayla: no this isnt my brother
(15:51:33) Stupid Kayla: this is my new bf
(15:51:36) Stupid Kayla: his name is zach too
(15:51:42) dysleeper: that’s… creepy
(15:51:54) Stupid Kayla: what
(15:52:22) dysleeper: is he also mexican
(15:52:38) Stupid Kayla: nope hes white
(15:52:50) dysleeper: new territory for you, then
(15:53:14) Stupid Kayla: funny i dated white guys before
(15:53:44) dysleeper: so, i ask again. how long have you and swabbie been together?
(15:54:12) Stupid Kayla: who
(15:54:20) dysleeper: zach
(15:54:21) dysleeper: is in
(15:54:22) dysleeper: the navy
(15:54:34) dysleeper: a slang term for guys in the navy (or sailors, if you will)
(15:54:35) dysleeper: is swabbie
(15:54:37) dysleeper: also
(15:54:38) dysleeper: homosexual
(15:54:55) dysleeper: are you sure he doesn’t just like you because you’re mannish
(15:55:14) Stupid Kayla: about a month
(15:55:22) Stupid Kayla: ok then