stupid kayla

(15:55:25) dysleeper: so if you move to virginia, will you find another cancer factory job?
(15:55:57) Stupid Kayla: No i been workin at macys
(15:56:09) dysleeper: what a step up in the world that must be fore you
(15:56:11) dysleeper: *for
(15:56:30) Stupid Kayla: not really
(16:05:27) dysleeper: you should really call ahead to virginia and make sure they have some heart/lung/knee specialists on standby
(16:05:47) dysleeper: as soon as you cross the state line, i’m going to get an IM that says ‘omg kayla’s not breathing’
(16:06:24) Stupid Kayla: No i havent had problems for 3 months
(16:07:02) dysleeper: a new record!
(16:07:15) dysleeper: so what do you do at macy’s?
(16:07:28) dysleeper: manikin fluffer?
(16:08:07) dysleeper: whereabouts in virginia are you headed?
(16:09:02) Stupid Kayla: norfolk no i work in women shoes
(16:09:09) dysleeper: i should hope so
(16:09:17) dysleeper: you’d look silly wearing workboots
(16:09:25) dysleeper: BAH DUM PSHHHHHH

(15:10:11) Stupid Kayla: Hey whats up
(15:19:50) dysleeper: oh hi
(15:19:52) dysleeper: not too much
(15:19:55) dysleeper: how’re you?
(15:38:24) dysleeper: so… what happened between you and your hispab
(15:38:30) dysleeper: *hispanic boy toy
(15:44:13) Stupid Kayla: That sounds like fun
(15:44:24) Stupid Kayla: packing
(15:44:50) Stupid Kayla: we r done i dating this kid i graduated with that is in the navy
(15:45:10) dysleeper: you sure get over guys in a hurry
(15:45:14) dysleeper: why’d you break up?
(15:45:27) Stupid Kayla: so me molly r moving down to va with him
(15:46:51) Stupid Kayla: his parents have got him brainwashed sayin that i am fakin my health problens when he has been to the hospital with me so many times and has seen me right out of surgery and everything but his parents have him so brainwashed he has himself believing it
(15:47:10) dysleeper: i’ve gotta say… i’m with the parents on this one
(15:47:17) dysleeper: how long have you been dating this swabbie?
(15:47:44) dysleeper: it’s probably a really bad idea to move to virginia on short notice like this
(15:47:51) dysleeper: don’t you live with your parents?
(15:48:07) dysleeper: your long chain of really, really poor decisions remains unbroken. i think i should submit you to guiness
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