14:20 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:20 – Stupid Kayla: i still need to straighten my hair
14:21 – dysleeper: kayla
14:21 – dysleeper: okay
14:21 – dysleeper: what’s with you and name repetition today
14:21 – dysleeper: are you trying to suck up through personality mirroring and name repetition?
14:21 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:21 – Stupid Kayla: shut up
14:21 – dysleeper: BECAUSE IT WON’T WORK, YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS
14:22 – Stupid Kayla: shut up adam
14:22 – Stupid Kayla: b4 i come over there
14:22 – dysleeper: i thought i told you to stop propositioning me
14:24 – dysleeper: honestly though
14:24 – dysleeper: what are you going to do?
14:24 – Stupid Kayla: nothing
14:24 – dysleeper: walk through the door and die on me or something
14:24 – dysleeper: if you did
14:24 – dysleeper: first thing i would do
14:24 – dysleeper: is message your brother and joe
14:24 – dysleeper: and say
14:24 – dysleeper: KAYLA’S HEART JUST STOPPED
14:24 – dysleeper: THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
14:24 – dysleeper: then after that I’d probably call 911 or something
14:29 – Stupid Kayla: lol ok
14:29 – Stupid Kayla: i havemnt had problems in forever tho
14:30 – Stupid Kayla: so i dont think they would buy it
14:33 – dysleeper: who, 911?
14:33 – dysleeper: they are kind of required to respond
14:33 – dysleeper: but man would they ever be mad at you
14:33 – Stupid Kayla: no joe and zach
14:33 – dysleeper: if they showed up
14:33 – dysleeper: and you were like ‘nah, it’s cool. my heart is just busted. always does this’
14:33 – dysleeper: i think they would beat you with a stretcher
14:33 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:34 – dysleeper: you should totally give me joe and zach’s screen names
14:34 – dysleeper: we could prank them so bad
14:35 – dysleeper: i’m afraid you’re going to pull a HAL9000 on me here with all the name repetition
14:36 – dysleeper: “i’m sorry, i can’t do that, dave’
14:36 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:36 – dysleeper: OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, KAYLA
14:36 – dysleeper: and if *that* doesn’t sound like a euphemism
14:36 – dysleeper: i don’t know what does