12:20 – dysleeper: i think you were going to name molly cory at one point
12:20 – dysleeper: i think
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: yeah
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: but it was going to be korey
12:24 – dysleeper: oh right
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: then somehow u talked me out of it
12:24 – dysleeper: one of those made up names
12:24 – dysleeper: it’s because i have all the power
12:24 – dysleeper: ALL
12:24 – dysleeper: THE
12:24 – dysleeper: POWER
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: shut up
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: oh well i love my molly
12:24 – dysleeper: I am very persuasive
12:24 – dysleeper: remember how I got you to break up with Jamie
12:25 – Stupid Kayla: u did that?
12:25 – dysleeper: and how i got you to go play basketball on your injured knee
12:25 – dysleeper: i am a subtle manipulator
12:25 – Stupid Kayla: no i did that
12:25 – dysleeper: very subtle
12:25 – Stupid Kayla: i thought me and jaime just got in a huge fight
12:25 – dysleeper: i am all the way through subtle
12:25 – dysleeper: and out the other side
12:25 – Stupid Kayla: thats wen i was pregnant tho
12:25 – dysleeper: to a really, really obvious sort of subtlety
12:25 – dysleeper: that it takes a real and well honed skill to miss
12:26 – dysleeper: and you have honed that skill
12:26 – dysleeper: I’m starting to thing you’re my nemesis
12:26 – Stupid Kayla: u make no since
12:26 – dysleeper: either nemesis or antithesis
12:26 – dysleeper: either way
12:26 – dysleeper: if we ever met
12:26 – dysleeper: i think the world might end
12:26 – Stupid Kayla: ok
12:26 – Stupid Kayla: i hungry
12:26 – dysleeper: it’s important to be well fed before ARMAGEDDON
12:27 – dysleeper: okay what you need to do
12:27 – dysleeper: is sacrifice joe
12:27 – dysleeper: on your pagan altar
12:27 – dysleeper: and eat his heart
12:27 – dysleeper: it’s filling
12:27 – dysleeper: and you gain his courage, such as it is!
12:28 – dysleeper: it’s win-win!
12:28 – Stupid Kayla: there is no good food
12:28 – Stupid Kayla: all there is is baby food and i not eating that
12:28 – dysleeper: are you out of funnel cakes and pogos again?
12:28 – dysleeper: you could eat cat food
12:28 – dysleeper: that’s an option
12:29 – Stupid Kayla: tahts gross
12:29 – dysleeper: you’re very picky for somebody who is *so* hungry
12:29 – dysleeper: send out for pizza
12:29 – dysleeper: and please don’t bang the delivery boy
12:29 – Stupid Kayla: i live in the country
12:29 – dysleeper: we don’t need you to have any more spawn
12:30 – Stupid Kayla: and if i wanted to fuck someone i would fuck joe
12:30 – dysleeper: tch… such language
12:30 – Stupid Kayla: i want another baby
12:30 – dysleeper: kayla it is not okay to eat babies
12:30 – dysleeper: no matter how hungry you are
12:30 – Stupid Kayla: i donnt eat them
12:30 – Stupid Kayla: molly is still here isnt she
12:30 – dysleeper: yes but i think you’re probably allergic to her
12:31 – dysleeper: remember the havoc she wreaked when she was within your fleshy carapace?