stupid kayla

15:04 – Stupid Kayla: hey
15:04 – Stupid Kayla: sup
15:05 – dysleeper: good afternoon
15:05 – Stupid Kayla: yeah i guess
15:05 – Stupid Kayla: molly has to have surgery now tho
15:05 – dysleeper: that is intended more as a greeting than as a declaration of the quality of the time period
15:06 – dysleeper: what for?  parent replacement?
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: shut up
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: i a good mom
15:06 – dysleeper: good but illiterate
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: no they found a tumor in her lung
15:06 – dysleeper: that sucks
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: yupp
15:06 – Stupid Kayla: i feel bad cuz its all my fault cuz  i must have passed all my medical problems down to her
15:07 – dysleeper: i don’t know that a tumour is specifically your fault
15:07 – Stupid Kayla: i had one in my lung like 2 years ago
15:07 – dysleeper: unless you’ve been smoking and blowing it directly at her
15:07 – Stupid Kayla: i never have smoked in my life
15:07 – dysleeper: why is it that you want to have more kids?
15:08 – dysleeper: it sounds like you’d just be wishing suffering on the young

12:20 – dysleeper: i think you were going to name molly cory at one point
12:20 – dysleeper: i think
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: yeah
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: but  it was going to be korey
12:24 – dysleeper: oh right
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: then somehow u talked me out of it
12:24 – dysleeper: one of those made up names
12:24 – dysleeper: it’s because i have all the power
12:24 – dysleeper: ALL
12:24 – dysleeper: THE
12:24 – dysleeper: POWER
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: shut up
12:24 – Stupid Kayla: oh well i love my molly
12:24 – dysleeper: I am very persuasive
12:24 – dysleeper: remember how I got you to break up with Jamie
12:25 – Stupid Kayla: u did that?
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11:38 – Stupid Kayla: hey
11:38 – dysleeper: oh hi
11:39 – Stupid Kayla: oh hi?
11:39 – dysleeper: yes
11:39 – dysleeper: oh
11:39 – dysleeper: hi
11:39 – Stupid Kayla: thanks
11:42 – dysleeper: what are we even talking about?
11:44 – Stupid Kayla: idk
12:08 – dysleeper: i wish i were at home
12:09 – Stupid Kayla: i am
12:09 – Stupid Kayla: but i having a bad day
12:10 – dysleeper: what terrible things are happening?
12:11 – Stupid Kayla: today is my cousins birthday
12:14 – dysleeper: surely that should be a cause for celebration
12:14 – dysleeper: or are you mad that people are paying more attention to your cousin than to you
12:14 – Stupid Kayla: no cause he is dead
12:14 – dysleeper: so it would be more accurate to say that today *was* your cousin’s birthday
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14:39 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:39 – dysleeper: kayla
14:40 – Stupid Kayla: asam
14:40 – dysleeper: kaila
14:40 – Stupid Kayla: funny
14:40 – Stupid Kayla: molly is awake now
14:41 – dysleeper: you mean mobby
14:41 – Stupid Kayla: how am i mean
14:41 – dysleeper: …
14:41 – dysleeper: some words in english
14:41 – dysleeper: have more than one meaning
14:41 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:41 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:41 – dysleeper: daisy daisy give me your answer do
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14:20 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:20 – Stupid Kayla: i still need to straighten my hair
14:21 – dysleeper: kayla
14:21 – dysleeper: okay
14:21 – dysleeper: what’s with you and name repetition today
14:21 – dysleeper: are you trying to suck up through personality mirroring and name repetition?
14:21 – Stupid Kayla: adam
14:21 – Stupid Kayla: shut up
14:21 – dysleeper: BECAUSE IT WON’T WORK, YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS
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14:08 – Stupid Kayla: hey you
14:08 – Stupid Kayla: whats up
14:08 – dysleeper: oh not too much
14:08 – dysleeper: making phonecalls
14:08 – dysleeper: doing business
14:09 – dysleeper: usual stuff
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: tht sounds like fun
14:09 – dysleeper: how about you?
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: pissed off at joe
14:09 – dysleeper: it’s remarkably enough less fun than it sounds
14:09 – dysleeper: there’s no surprise there
14:09 – dysleeper: he’s basically a terrible human being
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: ilol
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: thats true
14:09 – dysleeper: that was a wise choice you made there
14:09 – dysleeper: good going
14:09 – Stupid Kayla: i sorry
14:10 – Stupid Kayla: he is just being stupid
14:10 – dysleeper: don’t be sorry to me
14:10 – dysleeper: be sorry to molly
14:10 – dysleeper: and i guess yourself
14:10 – dysleeper: though you had options
14:10 – dysleeper: she didn’t
14:10 – Stupid Kayla: why would i be sorry to molly
14:10 – Stupid Kayla: joe loves molly
14:10 – dysleeper: for choosing joe as her father
14:10 – dysleeper: MISTAKE!
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