Kayla on: Nutrition in the New America

(12:13:51) Stupid Kayla: hey
(12:14:15) dysleeper: oh hi
(12:14:17) dysleeper: how’s it going?
(12:14:51) Stupid Kayla: nothin u
(12:14:55) dysleeper: not much
(12:14:57) dysleeper: watching videos
(12:15:04) dysleeper: rather than working
(12:15:32) dysleeper: what about you?
(12:16:21) Stupid Kayla: in my room gettin attacked by my cat cuz molly wont leave him alone
(12:16:38) dysleeper: is she walking now or what?
(12:16:59) Stupid Kayla: she can with help
(12:17:14) dysleeper: that’s cool
(12:17:23) Stupid Kayla: she can with help
(12:17:52) Stupid Kayla: yup she is crawling all over the place
(12:22:47) Stupid Kayla: i have to make lunch pretty soon joe is home to so i think we are makin mac and cheese
(12:23:59) dysleeper: classy
(12:25:27) Stupid Kayla: shut u i am lazy and there i no good food here cuz my mom is going to the store tonight
(12:26:43) dysleeper: parent of the year
(12:27:39) Stupid Kayla: wat
(12:28:33) Stupid Kayla: least i makin omethin its not my fault we dont have no food my brother eats it all
(12:29:53) dysleeper: you could sew his mouth shut
(12:30:39) Stupid Kayla: haha he would still find a way he is 12 and he ways 211 lbs
(12:31:08) dysleeper: he what
(12:31:20) dysleeper: so… he’s a sphere?
(12:31:30) dysleeper: there is nothing quite like the morbidly obese to stop one overeating
(12:33:27) dysleeper: so was he born a porkchop or did it come on him suddenly?
(12:33:29) Stupid Kayla: weighs sorry
(12:33:35) dysleeper: did you used to have more siblings and he ate them?
(12:34:48) Stupid Kayla: lol funny he.was.9 lbs when he was born he jus eats so much
(12:35:35) dysleeper: how tall is he?
(12:36:56) Stupid Kayla: prooly like 5′6 cuz i am 5′7
(12:37:19) dysleeper: so he’s basically a cube of lard

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