Kayla on: There is (not) a mafia

15:31 – Stupid Kayla: hey
15:31 – Stupid Kayla: sup
15:31 – dysleeper: oh hi
15:31 – dysleeper: how’re you?
15:32 – Stupid Kayla: ok
15:38 – Stupid Kayla: yea me and my dad got in a huge fight
15:38 – dysleeper: uh oh
15:38 – dysleeper: did you eat his liver?
15:39 – Stupid Kayla: yup he said that he didnt love me any more
15:39 – dysleeper: i wouldn’t love you if you ate my liver, either
15:39 – dysleeper: he probably made the right choice
15:39 – Stupid Kayla: no im dead serious this isnt a joking matter
15:39 – Stupid Kayla: he told my mom he wanted to kill me
15:40 – dysleeper: cannibalism is srs bsns
15:40 – dysleeper: was it because you let down the family
15:40 – dysleeper: are you italian? does your dad go by ‘don’ even though his first name is ‘phil’
15:42 – Stupid Kayla: fuck u this is not a joking matter

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