stupid kayla

(4:37:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey loser
(4:37:21 PM) dysleeper: today is opposites day
(4:37:24 PM) dysleeper: so that makes me a winner
(4:37:25 PM) dysleeper: sweet
(4:37:26 PM) dysleeper: i mean
(4:37:27 PM) dysleeper: sour
(4:40:04 PM) dysleeper: what do you want, anyway
(4:40:16 PM) dysleeper: i’m a busy man with big big plans
(4:56:16 PM) Attempting to connect to [IP Address]
(4:56:17 PM) Direct IM established
(4:56:20 PM) dysleeper: oh hi
(4:56:25 PM) dysleeper: can i help you in some way
(4:56:28 PM) dysleeper: …
(4:56:36 PM) dysleeper: in my base givin me viruses
(4:56:38 PM) dysleeper: k see you
(4:56:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(4:57:02 PM) dysleeper: why are we direct IMing?
(4:57:10 PM) dysleeper: rather than the more usual way
(4:57:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: a pic of joe i jus found
(4:57:15 PM) dysleeper: oh yes
(4:57:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: its pretty funny
(4:57:25 PM) dysleeper: good good
(5:01:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: [Image]
(5:01:43 PM) dysleeper: so he’s an alcoholic
(5:01:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(5:02:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: that was jus one fun night
(5:02:11 PM) dysleeper: and one night turned into two
(5:02:14 PM) dysleeper: turned into a whole week
(5:02:20 PM) dysleeper: and he’s never seen the sun since
(5:02:29 PM) dysleeper: it’s sad when somebody’s life goes downhill like that
(5:02:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: no that was last new years eve
(5:02:56 PM) dysleeper: not according to the date stamp
(5:03:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea well my camerea wasnt set right
(5:03:14 PM) dysleeper: unless this is some new timekeeping method with which i am not familiar
(5:03:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: its cause i changed the batteries and i didnt set the date back right
(5:05:12 PM) dysleeper: Oh, i see
(5:05:35 PM) dysleeper: have you got pictures of molly yet?
(5:05:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: [Image]
(5:05:43 PM) dysleeper: you’ve been promising them for some time
(5:06:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: that was a fun night
(5:06:30 PM) dysleeper: looks like
(5:06:33 PM) dysleeper: who’s joe’s boyfriend?
(5:06:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: that was b4 kids
(5:06:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: lambo
(5:06:58 PM) dysleeper: please tell me that’s a nickname
(5:07:07 PM) dysleeper: and his parents didn’t hate him that badly on sight
(5:07:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea its a nickname
(5:07:46 PM) dysleeper: good thing
(5:07:47 PM) dysleeper: yikes
(5:08:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: his name is jarod
(5:08:37 PM) dysleeper: that’s a much better name
(5:09:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: [Image]
(5:10:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: they look like they were makin out
(5:10:34 PM) dysleeper: they do indeed
(5:10:38 PM) dysleeper: that’s pretty gross
(5:10:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(5:10:52 PM) dysleeper: who are they assaulting there?
(5:11:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: they werent really
(5:11:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: i miss days b4 kids
(5:11:42 PM) dysleeper: this is why condoms are such a marvellous item of equipment to keep on hand
(5:11:43 PM) dysleeper: well
(5:11:49 PM) dysleeper: keeping it on your hand wouldn’t do much good
(5:11:51 PM) dysleeper: but you get the idea
(5:12:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: we did use a condom
(5:12:32 PM) dysleeper: was it on your hand then?

(3:30:06 PM) dysleeper: happy fourth of july, by the way
(3:30:12 PM) dysleeper: are you doing anything to celebrate?
(3:30:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: nottin
(3:30:25 PM) dysleeper: you should go get some fireworks
(3:30:28 PM) dysleeper: and play a game with them
(3:30:30 PM) dysleeper: the game is
(3:30:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have a baby
(3:30:32 PM) dysleeper: light the fuse
(3:30:44 PM) dysleeper: hold the firecracker as long as you can as tight as you can
(3:30:50 PM) dysleeper: the person who lets go last wins
(3:31:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have a kid i have to take care of
(3:31:09 PM) dysleeper: she probably shouldn’t play
(3:31:20 PM) dysleeper: she’s not old enough to understand the rules
(3:31:25 PM) dysleeper: and her hand is probably not big enough

(2:49:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(2:49:47 PM) dysleeper: oh hi
(2:50:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(2:51:08 PM) dysleeper: not too much
(2:51:09 PM) dysleeper: how are things?
(2:52:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok i guess. molly had 2 hav surgery today
(2:52:28 PM) dysleeper: oh dear
(2:52:28 PM) dysleeper: :9
(2:52:30 PM) dysleeper:
(2:52:32 PM) dysleeper: is she okay?
(2:52:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: she will be
(2:53:15 PM) dysleeper: i hope so
(2:54:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: shes breathing on her own already so she will b fine. i jus had the same surgery a week ago and im fine
(2:55:02 PM) dysleeper: yes but you’re 20
(2:58:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: its hard 2 believe shes already 5months old
(2:59:05 PM) dysleeper: yeah, really
(2:59:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: really wat
(3:00:20 PM) dysleeper: i agree it is hard to believe
(3:00:22 PM) dysleeper: it really is
(3:00:27 PM) dysleeper: reading comprehension++
(3:01:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i jus said 2 diff things and i didnt know wat u were tlkn bout
(3:01:44 PM) dysleeper: ah
(3:02:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea. so shut up!
(3:02:57 PM) dysleeper: okey
(3:04:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: very funny! shes not doing good at all anymore!
(3:04:36 PM) dysleeper: umm
(3:04:40 PM) dysleeper: i said ‘okay’
(3:04:48 PM) dysleeper: i’m not sure exactly what you took that to mean
(3:05:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: they just had to shock her heart cuz it wasnt beating right.
(3:06:15 PM) dysleeper: let me ask again why it is you come on AIM to tell me these things
(3:06:21 PM) dysleeper: instead of caring for your child
(3:06:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: we might hav 2 take her up 2 chicago
(3:06:58 PM) dysleeper: to put her up for adoption?