(10:35:28 AM) Stupid Kayla: im hungry
(10:37:19 AM) dysleeper: me, too
(10:37:23 AM) dysleeper: i skipped breakfast
(10:39:11 AM) dysleeper: slept in too late
(10:39:31 AM) Stupid Kayla: i always do. im makin me chicken nuggets
(10:40:19 AM) dysleeper: breakfast of champions
(10:40:31 AM) dysleeper: forget wheaties
(10:40:55 AM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(10:41:19 AM) Stupid Kayla: lucky charms r betteq
(10:45:19 AM) dysleeper: they are pretty okay
(10:46:53 AM) Stupid Kayla: theyre my favorite. i want ramen noodles! i didnt kno we had them til after i made my chicken nuggets
(10:47:30 AM) dysleeper: i would rather have chicken than ramen, i think
(10:49:06 AM) Stupid Kayla: i love ramen noodles! chicken nuggets r only good deep fried and im 2 lazy 2 do that
(10:49:14 AM) dysleeper: ugh
(10:49:24 AM) dysleeper: your heart thanks you for not deep frying
(10:50:01 AM) Stupid Kayla: wat? i jus put them n the microwave
(10:50:41 AM) Stupid Kayla: joe always yells at me 4 eating fried food and popcorn
(10:51:35 AM) Stupid Kayla: hes like u already hav heart problems u dnt need 2 make it worse
(10:52:26 AM) dysleeper: he’s right
(10:52:32 AM) dysleeper: you might as well just start eating lard
(10:52:36 AM) dysleeper: just straight
(10:52:39 AM) dysleeper: get a big lump of suet
(10:52:55 AM) Stupid Kayla: well its good
(10:53:11 AM) Stupid Kayla: thats gross
(10:53:19 AM) dysleeper: don’t you have pulmonary hypertension
(10:53:35 AM) dysleeper: ramen is loaded loaded with sodium
(10:53:52 AM) dysleeper: and sodium makes pulmonary hypertension worse
(10:54:20 AM) Stupid Kayla: like wen we go 2 the movies i put lots of butter on them and he yells at me
(10:54:29 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(10:55:30 AM) dysleeper: well
(10:55:33 AM) dysleeper: it is official
(10:55:37 AM) dysleeper: i have zero sympathy for you
(10:56:13 AM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt care. il eat wat i want
(10:56:30 AM) dysleeper: why is it again that i call you stupid
(10:56:32 AM) dysleeper: oh yes
(10:57:05 AM) Stupid Kayla: wat does it matter wat i eat
(10:57:42 AM) dysleeper: you realise that diet and exercise are the two biggest contributors to heart health, right
(10:58:12 AM) dysleeper: have you lived in a hole for the last 25 years or so
(10:58:17 AM) dysleeper: this is common knowledge
(10:58:26 AM) dysleeper: everybody knows that eating the shit that you eat is bad for you
(10:58:48 AM) Stupid Kayla: u relize i hav a kid i dnt hav time
(10:59:25 AM) Stupid Kayla: i can eat all i want and not gain a pound
(11:01:02 AM) dysleeper: how can you not cook real food
(11:01:08 AM) dysleeper: do you even eat vegetables ever
(11:02:26 AM) Stupid Kayla: i eat strawberries all the time at work
(11:02:32 AM) dysleeper: that is not what i asked