stupid kayla

(3:01:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey sup
(3:01:51 PM) dysleeper: Not too much, you?
(3:01:53 PM) dysleeper: how’s work going?
(3:02:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: horrible
(3:02:36 PM) dysleeper: uh oh
(3:02:44 PM) dysleeper: have people figured out that the sun is fre?
(3:02:45 PM) dysleeper: *free
(3:03:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: they dnt hav time and its not hot here
(3:06:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: means its quicker 2 tan inside and its not hot
(3:06:05 PM) dysleeper: you can tan when it’s not hot
(3:06:07 PM) dysleeper: by the way
(3:06:14 PM) dysleeper: you can tan through a shirt
(3:06:25 PM) dysleeper: heat really has nothing to do with it
(3:06:31 PM) dysleeper: you can get a sun tan in the winter
(3:06:38 PM) dysleeper: it is radiation

(10:14:54 AM) Stupid Kayla: hey i g2g finish gettin ready
(10:21:52 AM) DySleeper: alrighty
(10:21:53 AM) DySleeper: see you
(10:30:08 AM) Stupid Kayla: k im leaving
(10:30:48 AM) DySleeper: have fun
(10:30:53 AM) DySleeper: i hope things go okay at the docs
(10:31:00 AM) DySleeper: remember they can smell fear
(10:31:09 AM) DySleeper: so wear a lot of Joe’s Axe spray
(10:31:17 AM) DySleeper: because I can just bet he has a lot of it

(10:05:36 AM) Stupid Kayla: im book smart jus common sense thats another story
(10:05:55 AM) DySleeper: understatement of the year
(10:06:10 AM) DySleeper: i don’t think I could have put it any better myself

(9:50:55 AM) Stupid Kayla: now molly’s like an angel shes easy to take care of
(9:53:33 AM) DySleeper: but man
(9:53:38 AM) DySleeper: i don’t think you should have more kids
(9:53:40 AM) DySleeper: honestly
(9:53:42 AM) DySleeper: not a good plan
(9:54:07 AM) Stupid Kayla: i dont want more kids right now
(9:54:23 AM) DySleeper: no i meant ever
(9:54:42 AM) Stupid Kayla: i want 1 more
(9:55:36 AM) Stupid Kayla: my mommy thinks im a good mommy
(9:56:51 AM) DySleeper: she would know
(9:58:36 AM) Stupid Kayla: i am
(9:58:50 AM) DySleeper: i have no doubt
(9:59:04 AM) DySleeper: you’re almost certainly a better mother than i am
(9:59:10 AM) Stupid Kayla: then y shouldnt o have more
(9:59:13 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur not a mom
(9:59:28 AM) DySleeper: that was, in a nutshell, what i was saying
(9:59:31 AM) Stupid Kayla: molly is my lil baby gurl, i love her to death
(10:00:04 AM) DySleeper: it’s times like this that I’m glad that education is not longer primarily practised in the home
(10:00:20 AM) DySleeper: and has instead been farmed out to skilled and qualified practitioners
(10:02:02 AM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(10:02:05 AM) DySleeper: kk
(10:02:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: i had a 4.0 in college
(10:02:23 AM) DySleeper: you keep saying

(9:41:27 AM) Stupid Kayla: i got a new car saturday
(9:41:46 AM) DySleeper: oh, what kind?
(9:41:48 AM) DySleeper: is it pink?
(9:42:01 AM) Stupid Kayla: 2008 fully load white mustang
(9:42:12 AM) DySleeper: good deal
(9:42:17 AM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(9:42:25 AM) Stupid Kayla: gps and everything
(9:43:17 AM) Stupid Kayla: except im kinda scared bc joe accidently let it come out yesterday
(9:47:24 AM) DySleeper: what do you mean?
(9:47:29 AM) DySleeper: good grief you trust him with your car?
(9:47:36 AM) DySleeper: he can’t even remember to keep his wang wrapped
(9:49:45 AM) Stupid Kayla: there is now way i could handle 2 kids
(9:49:57 AM) DySleeper: indeed
(9:49:58 AM) DySleeper:
(9:50:20 AM) DySleeper: oh good grief
(9:50:22 AM) DySleeper: i just understood
(9:50:23 AM) DySleeper: egad
(9:50:34 AM) DySleeper: man
(9:50:38 AM) DySleeper: send that boy to get snipped
(9:50:40 AM) DySleeper: honestly

(3:21:36 PM) DySleeper: sup
(3:22:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: highlighting my hair
(3:22:31 PM) DySleeper: oh neat
(3:22:39 PM) DySleeper: cos some strands are more important than others?
(3:26:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up