stupid kayla

(11:51:50 AM) Stupid Kayla: i got to go in like 15 minutes tho
(11:53:26 AM) DySleeper: what for?
(11:53:35 AM) Stupid Kayla: work
(11:53:48 AM) Stupid Kayla: real work at hair salon not tanning salon
(11:53:58 AM) DySleeper: “real”
(11:54:09 AM) Stupid Kayla: yup!!!!!!!!!!1111
(11:54:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: my “career” job
(11:54:22 AM) DySleeper: set course for success!
(11:54:23 AM) DySleeper: engage
(11:54:36 AM) Stupid Kayla: i love it
(11:58:13 AM) Stupid Kayla: i get more money so i get more cuter clothes too
(11:58:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(11:58:39 AM) DySleeper: but wait
(11:58:43 AM) DySleeper: as the prophet has said
(11:58:47 AM) DySleeper: mo’ money
(11:58:49 AM) DySleeper: mo’ problems
(11:58:53 AM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(11:59:20 AM) Stupid Kayla: molly has like a whole walkin closet full of clothes too
(11:59:21 AM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(11:59:32 AM) DySleeper: you do know that she’s going to basically double in size in the next couple of years
(11:59:39 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(11:59:41 AM) Stupid Kayla: but theyre cute
(11:59:45 AM) DySleeper: basically what you should do is wrap her in news print because she won’t outgrow that
(11:59:54 AM) DySleeper: the neat thing about newsprint is that you can draw whatever you want on it
(11:59:54 AM) Stupid Kayla: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:00:12 PM) DySleeper: and it can be as cute or agressive as you like
(12:00:19 PM) DySleeper: if you’re wanting to drop the big bucks
(12:00:22 PM) DySleeper: you can put stickers on
(12:00:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: wait nvm i dnt have to go til another half hour
(12:00:42 PM) DySleeper: oh good deal
(12:00:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(12:00:56 PM) DySleeper: see name-brand stickers are way cheaper than name-brand clothes
(12:00:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: i was thinkin i had to be there at 1130
(12:01:08 PM) DySleeper: so she could have little origami shoes with puma stickers on them
(12:01:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: no she has to have name brand clothes
(12:01:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: puma stickers
(12:01:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(12:01:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: she has pumas
(12:01:33 PM) DySleeper: i know
(12:01:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: and vans
(12:01:39 PM) DySleeper: but it’d be cheaper to use paper
(12:01:43 PM) DySleeper: and yet she can’t walk
(12:01:45 PM) DySleeper: or skateboard
(12:01:48 PM) DySleeper: so it is a waste
(12:01:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(12:01:54 PM) DySleeper: aren’t the kids size shoes like $30
(12:01:56 PM) DySleeper: or more
(12:02:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: she cant even hold her head up yet
(12:02:05 PM) DySleeper: it’s not like she cares
(12:02:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: no the kids r only like 20
(12:02:16 PM) DySleeper: she is not down at the playground going DAMN BITCH YOU BETTER STEP OFF
(12:02:22 PM) DySleeper: she has no one to impress
(12:02:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: my vans i wear now were only like 35
(12:02:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: my others were 40
(12:02:36 PM) DySleeper: do you skateboard
(12:02:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(12:03:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: its pretty funny seeing me try to skateboard
(12:03:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: ive tried
(12:03:11 PM) DySleeper: then you don’t need vans, either
(12:03:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea bc theyre cute
(12:03:18 PM) DySleeper: you should wear slippers everywhere
(12:03:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: or not
(12:03:36 PM) DySleeper: no think about it
(12:03:41 PM) DySleeper: slippers are hella cute
(12:03:46 PM) DySleeper: you could have homer simpson ones
(12:03:48 PM) DySleeper: and like
(12:03:50 PM) DySleeper: teletubbies ones
(12:03:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: i did find my hot pink slippers ive been lookin for forever yesterday and i was excited
(12:04:00 PM) DySleeper: were they behind the couch
(12:04:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: no they were in my brothers room
(12:04:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: under his bed
(12:04:33 PM) DySleeper: i hope he didn’t pee in them
(12:04:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt think he would pee on them
(12:04:53 PM) DySleeper: you never know
(12:04:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i know
(12:04:59 PM) DySleeper: boys pee on lots of things
(12:05:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt want to know

(11:42:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(11:42:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: heysup
(11:42:55 AM) DySleeper: oh hi
(11:43:00 AM) DySleeper: how are things on your planet
(11:43:07 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur so mean
(11:43:09 AM) Stupid Kayla: good
(11:43:17 AM) DySleeper: i try to kick the day off with mean
(11:43:23 AM) Stupid Kayla: grrr
(11:43:24 AM) DySleeper: makes breakfast go down better
(11:43:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: yummy im hungry i think il get sumthin at starbucks on my way
(11:44:04 AM) DySleeper: get a triple-half-caf-loca-zappu-chino
(11:44:06 AM) DySleeper: and name it billy
(11:44:43 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i like my double chocolate flappocheno
(11:45:38 AM) DySleeper: does it have ducks in it
(11:45:41 AM) DySleeper: flap flap flap
(11:45:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur not funny
(11:46:18 AM) DySleeper: you can’t spell
(11:46:25 AM) DySleeper: it appears we are at an impasse
(11:46:31 AM) Stupid Kayla: no shit really
(11:46:58 AM) DySleeper: do you know what an impasse is
(11:47:13 AM) Stupid Kayla: no and do i care
(11:47:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: no
(11:47:27 AM) DySleeper: how about a duck
(11:47:34 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea im not stupid
(11:47:44 AM) Stupid Kayla: im a smart dumb blone:)
(11:48:22 AM) DySleeper: you are smart because you know what a duck is
(11:48:27 AM) DySleeper: QUICK, CALL MENSA
(11:48:36 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i had a 4.0 in high school
(11:48:43 AM) Stupid Kayla: and a 3.9 in college
(11:48:54 AM) DySleeper: out of what? 100?
(11:49:01 AM) Stupid Kayla: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:49:07 AM) Stupid Kayla: the scale only goes to 4
(11:49:16 AM) DySleeper: Well then, good for you
(11:49:34 AM) Stupid Kayla: i smart
(11:49:48 AM) DySleeper: …
(11:50:11 AM) Stupid Kayla: i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!