Kayla on: Wise Life Choices

(12:34:27 PM) DySleeper: it gives me a headache, trying to think down to your level
(12:34:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(12:34:46 PM) DySleeper: no u
(12:34:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: i bet u didnt have a 3.0
(12:34:50 PM) DySleeper: i am just quoting movies
(12:34:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: 4.0*
(12:34:59 PM) DySleeper: you’re right, I don’t
(12:35:02 PM) DySleeper: but then again
(12:36:04 PM) DySleeper: I also didn’t fuck up my knee playing basketball, fuck it up worse by playing basketball again against doctors’ instructions, fuck it up even more by not keeping my leg brace on because of who knows what stupid reason
(12:36:23 PM) DySleeper: then get pregnant at 20 by some guy who’s going to run off and leave you as soon as he figures out how to get out of paying child support
(12:36:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok so my knee is fine now
(12:36:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(12:36:42 PM) DySleeper: drive that guy off, move in with some other idiot, be clinically dead half a dozen times
(12:36:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: but thats y we’re gettin marrid this summer
(12:36:48 PM) DySleeper: drive off the new guy
(12:36:52 PM) DySleeper: move back with the old one
(12:37:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(12:37:11 PM) DySleeper: and consider hairdressing to be a ‘career’
(12:37:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: it is
(12:37:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: but i g2g
(12:37:44 PM) DySleeper: in addition, I don’t expose myself to harmful radiation multiple times per week in an attempt to be more ‘attractive’
(12:37:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(12:37:54 PM) DySleeper: if by attractive you mean ‘wrinkly and cancer-ridden’
(12:38:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: no we have to tan if we work thtere
(12:38:06 PM) DySleeper: so uh
(12:38:08 PM) DySleeper: good luck with that
(12:38:32 PM) DySleeper: Did you know that there are laws that protect people from their employers if the employers are exposing them to risks?
(12:38:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(12:38:43 PM) DySleeper: I’m guessing not
(12:38:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: i want to tan
(12:38:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i g2g to work
(12:38:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: so il ttyl
(12:38:58 PM) DySleeper: I’m pretty sure you have some sort of text-to-speech programme that’s reading out my responses
(12:39:07 PM) DySleeper: because I’m damn certain that you don’t know how to read
(12:39:08 PM) DySleeper: oh okay
(12:39:10 PM) DySleeper: see you later
(12:39:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: bye
(12:39:12 PM) DySleeper: have a good time at work

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