(9:54:02 AM) DySleeper: oh hi
(10:04:09 AM) Stupid Kayla: hi
(10:05:26 AM) DySleeper: how was your weekend?
(10:05:35 AM) Stupid Kayla: horrible
(10:05:37 AM) DySleeper: how about that local sports team, eh?
(10:06:02 AM) DySleeper: why was your weekend bad?
(10:06:20 AM) Stupid Kayla: long story
(10:06:43 AM) DySleeper: i’ve got nothing but time
(10:07:29 AM) Stupid Kayla: friday night i got stuck going to the hospital and they said if they cant figure out wats wrong with me then im only going to have 3-6months to live
(10:07:48 AM) Stupid Kayla: and joes parents think im faking
(10:07:49 AM) DySleeper: oh neat
(10:08:00 AM) Stupid Kayla: and theyre trying to get him to break up with me
(10:08:04 AM) DySleeper: classy
(10:08:05 AM) Stupid Kayla: thats neat?
(10:08:10 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur crazy
(10:08:40 AM) DySleeper: i was being sarcastic
(10:08:47 AM) DySleeper: your sarcasmometer must be broken
(10:09:00 AM) DySleeper: i bet that’s the source of all your health troubles
(10:09:08 AM) DySleeper: an inability to perceive things accurately