stupid kayla

(5:01:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: i didnt work today bc i did sumthin stupid yesterday and now i cant walk
(5:01:13 PM) DySleeper: what’d you do?
(5:01:16 PM) DySleeper: was it
(5:01:21 PM) DySleeper: play basketball on an injured knee
(5:02:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: no playin softball with my lil bro and his friends and the ball was coming at me real low so i stuck my foot out to stop it bc i was pitching and it cracked my ankle bone
(5:02:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i have lace marks on my ankle 2
(5:02:29 PM) DySleeper: oh good going
(5:02:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(5:02:48 PM) DySleeper: so did they give you a cast
(5:02:52 PM) DySleeper: are you going to keep it on this time
(5:03:03 PM) DySleeper: or are you going to be your usual self
(5:03:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(5:03:27 PM) DySleeper: it’s a legitimate question
(5:03:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: no joe did xrays i jus have a brace on it right now
(5:03:56 PM) DySleeper: at least i didn’t say ‘your usual stupid self’
(5:04:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up ur mean
(5:04:05 PM) DySleeper: oh so he’s an xray tech, too?
(5:04:06 PM) DySleeper: wow
(5:04:12 PM) DySleeper: multi-talented
(5:04:23 PM) DySleeper: are you going to take off the brace?
(5:04:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: its on right now
(5:04:47 PM) DySleeper: that’s not what i asked
(5:05:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: fine yes
(5:05:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: unlesss im tanning or taking a shower or sleeping
(5:05:55 PM) DySleeper: oh okay
(5:06:01 PM) DySleeper: what if
(5:06:03 PM) DySleeper: the doctors
(5:06:08 PM) DySleeper: and here i mean real doctors
(5:06:21 PM) DySleeper: not hollywood upstairs medical school doctors like joe
(5:06:27 PM) DySleeper: what if the doctors tell you to keep it on
(5:06:37 PM) DySleeper: what will you do then?
(5:06:41 PM) DySleeper: also you should drink more milk
(5:06:47 PM) DySleeper: your joints and bones are brittle
(5:06:52 PM) DySleeper: too much vitamin r
(5:06:56 PM) DySleeper: from your malk
(5:07:48 PM) DySleeper: okay well
(5:07:50 PM) DySleeper: i’m going home
(5:07:55 PM) DySleeper: so don’t fall down any stairs
(5:08:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: i drink a ton of milk
(5:08:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: and joe went to duke
(5:08:32 PM) DySleeper: i uh
(5:08:33 PM) DySleeper: don’t care

(9:54:02 AM) DySleeper: oh hi
(10:04:09 AM) Stupid Kayla: hi
(10:05:26 AM) DySleeper: how was your weekend?
(10:05:35 AM) Stupid Kayla: horrible
(10:05:37 AM) DySleeper: how about that local sports team, eh?
(10:06:02 AM) DySleeper: why was your weekend bad?
(10:06:20 AM) Stupid Kayla: long story
(10:06:43 AM) DySleeper: i’ve got nothing but time
(10:07:29 AM) Stupid Kayla: friday night i got stuck going to the hospital and they said if they cant figure out wats wrong with me then im only going to have 3-6months to live
(10:07:48 AM) Stupid Kayla: and joes parents think im faking
(10:07:49 AM) DySleeper: oh neat
(10:08:00 AM) Stupid Kayla: and theyre trying to get him to break up with me
(10:08:04 AM) DySleeper: classy
(10:08:05 AM) Stupid Kayla: thats neat?
(10:08:10 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur crazy
(10:08:40 AM) DySleeper: i was being sarcastic
(10:08:47 AM) DySleeper: your sarcasmometer must be broken
(10:09:00 AM) DySleeper: i bet that’s the source of all your health troubles
(10:09:08 AM) DySleeper: an inability to perceive things accurately

(10:48:21 AM) DySleeper: sometimes talking to you gives me a headache
(10:50:59 AM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(10:52:10 AM) Stupid Kayla: i cant find no freakin sock
(10:53:22 AM) DySleeper: did you check behind the sofa
(10:54:40 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i jus put a pair of joes socks on
(10:54:46 AM) Stupid Kayla: and i need clean ones not dirty ones
(10:55:00 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc my toes arent painted right now so i can wear flip flops
(10:55:23 AM) DySleeper: you are allowed to go out without your nails painted
(10:55:27 AM) DySleeper: there is no law
(10:56:02 AM) Stupid Kayla: no it bugs me
(11:03:37 AM) Stupid Kayla: plus my vans match my outfit
(11:04:23 AM) DySleeper: vitally important
(11:06:01 AM) Stupid Kayla: it is bc im a fashion queen
(11:06:12 AM) DySleeper: also drama queen
(11:10:36 AM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(11:10:40 AM) Stupid Kayla: thats my cousin
(11:11:14 AM) DySleeper: oh okay
(11:16:55 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(11:17:05 AM) Stupid Kayla: yay im ready now!
(11:17:15 AM) DySleeper: good going
(11:17:17 AM) DySleeper: doofus
(11:18:40 AM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(11:18:45 AM) DySleeper: what what
(11:18:50 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i can do watever i want til i have to leave at 11
(11:18:50 AM) DySleeper: (can i get a)
(11:18:57 AM) DySleeper: but it’s 11:18
(11:19:09 AM) DySleeper: you are nearly twenty minutes late
(11:19:44 AM) Stupid Kayla: its 1018
(11:19:46 AM) Stupid Kayla: here
(11:20:05 AM) Stupid Kayla: im in il not nc
(11:20:53 AM) DySleeper: oh well
(11:20:59 AM) DySleeper: you and your crazy timewarps
(11:21:37 AM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(11:23:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: i love how u always make fun
(11:23:20 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur guna be sad wen i die and u kno it
(11:23:42 AM) DySleeper: it’s true
(11:23:47 AM) DySleeper: i won’t have anywhere to vent my spleen
(11:23:55 AM) Stupid Kayla: shut up

(3:27:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: so watcha been up 2
(3:27:31 PM) DySleeper: not too much
(3:27:39 PM) DySleeper: got a lot of stuff off my to-do list today
(3:27:46 PM) DySleeper: overthrow the government – check
(3:27:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: haha that sucks
(3:27:57 PM) DySleeper: have statues built in my honour – check
(3:28:01 PM) DySleeper: wait how does that suck
(3:28:09 PM) DySleeper: checking things off a to-do list is rad
(3:28:19 PM) DySleeper: it means fewer things
(3:28:21 PM) DySleeper: on the list you see
(3:28:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have to clean my room and then my friend sarah’s coming over and we’re watching movies and going out to eat
(3:28:54 PM) DySleeper: did your mommy tell you to clean your room
(3:28:57 PM) DySleeper: is she making you?
(3:29:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(3:29:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: its jus bugging me
(3:29:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: its bc i have so many clothes
(3:29:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i need to put them away
(3:29:43 PM) DySleeper: ah
(3:29:47 PM) DySleeper: maybe you could give some to charity
(3:29:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: up
(3:29:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: ah no i wear them
(3:30:13 PM) DySleeper: all at once?
(3:30:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc u cant wear the same outfit twice in a 3week period of time
(3:30:26 PM) DySleeper: …
(3:30:29 PM) DySleeper: you can if you wash stuff
(3:30:39 PM) DySleeper: it’s easy
(3:30:40 PM) DySleeper: wash
(3:30:41 PM) DySleeper: then wear
(3:30:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: no… its a fashion rule!
(3:30:48 PM) DySleeper: rules are meant to be broken
(3:30:54 PM) DySleeper: wear the same outfit for three straight weeks
(3:30:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i love all my clothes
(3:30:57 PM) DySleeper: and one queer one
(3:31:14 PM) DySleeper: I bet nobody would notice if you did that
(3:31:20 PM) DySleeper: as long as you kept them clean
(3:32:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: no im keeping my clothes
(3:32:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: its jus i dnt ever put them away
(3:32:40 PM) DySleeper: but what about the poor people
(3:32:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have them all in piles on my floor
(3:32:42 PM) DySleeper: don’t you care about them
(3:33:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dont care about poor ppl theyre not wearing my 60 dollar shirts
(3:33:30 PM) DySleeper: how many shirts would you say you have
(3:33:32 PM) DySleeper: just ballpark
(3:33:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: probly bout 50
(3:33:59 PM) DySleeper: so if you have a 3 week rotation
(3:34:06 PM) DySleeper: that is 2 full three week rotations
(3:34:11 PM) DySleeper: plus another week and a bit
(3:34:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt wear the same outfit all day
(3:34:34 PM) Stupid Kayla: i chance like in the middle of the day too
(3:34:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: sumtime 3times a day
(3:34:44 PM) DySleeper: wow
(3:34:50 PM) DySleeper: hello mrs. suburban american
(3:34:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat im a gurl
(3:34:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: so
(3:35:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: got a problem with that
(3:35:06 PM) DySleeper: so that entitles you to be irresponsible and wasteful?
(3:35:16 PM) DySleeper: you are setting back progress for your gender by like 30 years okay

(3:40:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: do u kno u really piss me off sumtimes
(3:43:48 PM) DySleeper: is it because I make you take out your soul and look at it
(3:43:51 PM) DySleeper: see the good and the bad
(3:44:24 PM) DySleeper: or is it because i mock you mercilessly
(3:44:33 PM) DySleeper: there’s such a fine line between the two
(3:44:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: no ur jus so stupid and dont make any sence wat so ever
(3:44:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(3:45:25 PM) DySleeper: wait hang on
(3:45:28 PM) DySleeper: i don’t make sense?
(3:45:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(3:45:42 PM) DySleeper: how can you say that
(3:45:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: y does it matter if i have a ton of clothes
(3:45:47 PM) DySleeper: after all we’ve meant to each other
(3:46:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat r u talkin about
(3:48:41 PM) DySleeper: i don’t even know any more
(3:48:45 PM) DySleeper: i type what the voices tell me to type
(3:48:53 PM) DySleeper: help me kayla
(3:48:57 PM) DySleeper: help help me kayla
(3:49:02 PM) DySleeper: help me kayla
(3:49:03 PM) DySleeper: ya
(3:49:07 PM) DySleeper: get them out of my brain
(3:49:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: stup up ur really pissin me off

(3:17:10 PM) DySleeper: oh hi
(3:17:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(3:18:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(3:18:08 PM) DySleeper: not too much
(3:18:15 PM) DySleeper: eating a pizza pocket and drinking a pepsi
(3:19:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: really
(3:19:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: im doing laudry
(3:20:09 PM) DySleeper: your washing machine must be running linux then
(3:20:13 PM) DySleeper: what distro?
(3:21:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: etf
(3:21:31 PM) DySleeper: i’m not familiar with that one

(3:47:50 PM) DySleeper: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:LocationAsia.png
(3:48:00 PM) DySleeper: can you tell me what continent is in green in this picture?
(3:48:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: i can see it
(3:48:26 PM) DySleeper: what continent is it, pls
(3:49:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: i cant c it
(3:49:43 PM) DySleeper: take a guess
(3:49:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: i cnt get the website up
(3:50:07 PM) DySleeper: there are only 7 continents
(3:50:09 PM) DySleeper: stab in the dark
(3:50:12 PM) DySleeper: pick one
(3:50:17 PM) DySleeper: you have a pretty good chance of being right
(3:50:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: asia
(3:50:25 PM) DySleeper: DING

(12:34:27 PM) DySleeper: it gives me a headache, trying to think down to your level
(12:34:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(12:34:46 PM) DySleeper: no u
(12:34:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: i bet u didnt have a 3.0
(12:34:50 PM) DySleeper: i am just quoting movies
(12:34:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: 4.0*
(12:34:59 PM) DySleeper: you’re right, I don’t
(12:35:02 PM) DySleeper: but then again
(12:36:04 PM) DySleeper: I also didn’t fuck up my knee playing basketball, fuck it up worse by playing basketball again against doctors’ instructions, fuck it up even more by not keeping my leg brace on because of who knows what stupid reason
(12:36:23 PM) DySleeper: then get pregnant at 20 by some guy who’s going to run off and leave you as soon as he figures out how to get out of paying child support
(12:36:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok so my knee is fine now
(12:36:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(12:36:42 PM) DySleeper: drive that guy off, move in with some other idiot, be clinically dead half a dozen times
(12:36:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: but thats y we’re gettin marrid this summer
(12:36:48 PM) DySleeper: drive off the new guy
(12:36:52 PM) DySleeper: move back with the old one
(12:37:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(12:37:11 PM) DySleeper: and consider hairdressing to be a ‘career’
(12:37:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: it is
(12:37:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: but i g2g
(12:37:44 PM) DySleeper: in addition, I don’t expose myself to harmful radiation multiple times per week in an attempt to be more ‘attractive’
(12:37:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(12:37:54 PM) DySleeper: if by attractive you mean ‘wrinkly and cancer-ridden’
(12:38:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: no we have to tan if we work thtere
(12:38:06 PM) DySleeper: so uh
(12:38:08 PM) DySleeper: good luck with that
(12:38:32 PM) DySleeper: Did you know that there are laws that protect people from their employers if the employers are exposing them to risks?
(12:38:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(12:38:43 PM) DySleeper: I’m guessing not
(12:38:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: i want to tan
(12:38:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i g2g to work
(12:38:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: so il ttyl
(12:38:58 PM) DySleeper: I’m pretty sure you have some sort of text-to-speech programme that’s reading out my responses
(12:39:07 PM) DySleeper: because I’m damn certain that you don’t know how to read
(12:39:08 PM) DySleeper: oh okay
(12:39:10 PM) DySleeper: see you later
(12:39:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: bye
(12:39:12 PM) DySleeper: have a good time at work

(12:19:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: its cold
(12:19:37 PM) DySleeper: wear more clothes
(12:19:37 PM) DySleeper: doy
(12:19:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: il be hot at work
(12:20:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: its jus cold in my house
(12:21:17 PM) DySleeper: set your brother on fire
(12:21:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: hes at school
(12:21:44 PM) DySleeper: hmm
(12:21:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: its jus me joe and molly home
(12:21:48 PM) DySleeper: alrighty
(12:21:55 PM) DySleeper: pile all the furniture and books in the living room
(12:21:59 PM) DySleeper: pour gasoline on it
(12:22:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: no!
(12:22:05 PM) DySleeper: why not
(12:22:08 PM) DySleeper: it would fix the problem
(12:22:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc im leaving pretty soon
(12:22:20 PM) DySleeper: oh okay
(12:22:25 PM) DySleeper: well you should do it tonight then
(12:22:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: its bc its freakin 40 degress outside wen its suppost to be 80
(12:22:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: or atleast 70
(12:22:40 PM) DySleeper: earth to kayla
(12:22:41 PM) DySleeper: it is april
(12:22:49 PM) DySleeper: it is supposed to be 60-65
(12:22:55 PM) DySleeper: that is the way of it
(12:23:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea its suppost to be 60s-70s-80s in april here
(12:23:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: it was 80 last week
(12:23:14 PM) DySleeper: lucky you
(12:23:21 PM) DySleeper: it snowed here
(12:23:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: it felt so0o0o0o good
(12:23:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: that sucks i hate snow
(12:23:35 PM) DySleeper: i hope you get some snoow
(12:23:37 PM) DySleeper: *snow
(12:23:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt
(12:23:42 PM) DySleeper: yes you do
(12:23:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats y we’re moving to new mexico
(12:24:03 PM) DySleeper: you’d better be careful
(12:24:06 PM) DySleeper: moving across state lines
(12:24:08 PM) DySleeper: PAPERS, PLEASE
(12:24:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat no bc we never bought a house b4
(12:24:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: and joes grandpa and cousins live down there
(12:24:38 PM) DySleeper: i’m sorry what does that have to do with anything i’ve said
(12:24:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: iduno
(12:24:49 PM) DySleeper: that is readily apparent
(12:24:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: i duno how to buy a house
(12:24:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: i left that up to joe
(12:25:01 PM) DySleeper: that sounds like a good plan
(12:25:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(12:25:11 PM) DySleeper: he is the mature, responsible one in the relationship, after all
(12:25:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(12:25:27 PM) DySleeper: I bet he was pretty mad about the whole Jaime thing
(12:25:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: sumtimes that is
(12:25:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea well….
(12:25:45 PM) DySleeper: I would have been pretty mad
(12:25:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat jaime thing?
(12:25:53 PM) DySleeper: you remember
(12:25:56 PM) DySleeper: when you left joe for jaime
(12:25:59 PM) DySleeper: you were there
(12:26:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: no joe left me
(12:26:02 PM) DySleeper: i’m sure of it
(12:26:09 PM) DySleeper: Kayla you told me
(12:26:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc he wasnt ready to get married
(12:26:17 PM) DySleeper: that you were fucking around with Jaime before Joe left
(12:26:23 PM) DySleeper: does joe know that
(12:26:37 PM) DySleeper: also it is a lucky thing for jaime that he didn’t donate you his heart and lungs
(12:26:42 PM) DySleeper: because he kept saying he was going to
(12:26:49 PM) DySleeper: boy would his face be red now
(12:27:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: well i hate jaime
(12:27:12 PM) DySleeper: But you hated Joe
(12:27:20 PM) DySleeper: you live in a world filled with hate
(12:27:24 PM) DySleeper: make up your mind, please
(12:27:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i hated joe bc he broke up with me
(12:27:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: i always truely loved him
(12:27:38 PM) DySleeper: he broke up with you because you fucked around with jaime
(12:27:44 PM) DySleeper: or am i moving too fast for you
(12:27:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea jaime called me in the middle of the night last night
(12:27:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: and it pissed me off
(12:27:57 PM) DySleeper: that doesn’t sound difficult
(12:28:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: he has no right to call me
(12:29:26 PM) DySleeper: You have no right to refuse his calls
(12:29:31 PM) DySleeper: IT’S A FREE COUNTRY, KAYLA
(12:29:36 PM) DySleeper: THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND WHATNOT
(12:31:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea i do he was an ass to me
(12:31:43 PM) DySleeper: you were kind of an ass to him, too
(12:31:46 PM) DySleeper: always dying and shit
(12:32:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: i cant help that
(12:32:34 PM) DySleeper: sure you can
(12:32:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: how
(12:32:38 PM) DySleeper: continue living
(12:32:39 PM) DySleeper: doy
(12:32:43 PM) DySleeper: fairly straightforward
(12:32:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: i try
(12:32:51 PM) DySleeper: do or do not
(12:32:53 PM) DySleeper: there is no try
(12:32:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: but they still cant figure out wat it is
(12:33:02 PM) DySleeper: laziness, i bet
(12:33:34 PM) Stupid Kayla: ive been to chicago, st, louis, mayoes (the one in minn that is suppost to be the best)
(12:33:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: and none of them know
(12:34:11 PM) DySleeper: time to switch to witch doctors and shamans
(12:34:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: or not

(12:06:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: i need new lip gloss
(12:06:11 PM) DySleeper: i don’t think ‘need’ is the correct term
(12:06:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea it is
(12:06:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: its only like 2 bucks
(12:06:40 PM) DySleeper: it’s still not a need
(12:06:44 PM) DySleeper: oxygen is a need
(12:06:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: no its not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:07:07 PM) DySleeper: yes, it is
(12:07:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: ive gone 30mins without oxygen b4
(12:07:14 PM) DySleeper: if you do not have oxygen, you die
(12:07:18 PM) DySleeper: oh right i forgot
(12:07:22 PM) DySleeper: you’re the bionic idiot
(12:07:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(12:07:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: o fuck that reminds me
(12:07:45 PM) DySleeper: food is a need
(12:07:47 PM) DySleeper: so is water
(12:07:55 PM) DySleeper: what does the term ‘bionic idiot’ remind you of?
(12:07:58 PM) DySleeper: i would really like to know
(12:08:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: no molly hasnt had her breathing treatment yet this morning
(12:08:23 PM) DySleeper: what do you stand there and demonstrate
(12:08:30 PM) DySleeper: IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT
(12:08:33 PM) DySleeper: I CAN’T HEAR YOU, SOLDIER
(12:08:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: no the meds fro her asthma
(12:09:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: they have her on a ton of stuff
(12:09:35 PM) DySleeper: smack, crack and pot?
(12:09:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: we have to give her this liquid meds4 times a day shots 3 and her breathing treatments twice a day
(12:10:27 PM) DySleeper: who the hell trusted you with a needle
(12:10:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: ive gave myself shots b4
(12:10:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: i still have to twice a day
(12:10:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: but joe does hers bc i cant do hers
(12:13:07 PM) DySleeper: that’s wise of him
(12:13:17 PM) DySleeper: i wouldn’t let you near my newborn with anything sharp
(12:15:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur mean
(12:15:53 PM) DySleeper: and you’re incompetent