stupid kayla

(4:55:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: i need new eye shadow and eyeliner
(4:55:39 PM) DySleeper: i’m sorry to hear that
(4:56:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: im going to buy sum more pretty soon
(4:57:18 PM) DySleeper: good idea
(4:57:39 PM) DySleeper: do you use light eye shadow to cover the bruises
(4:57:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(4:57:59 PM) DySleeper: oh well they hardly show
(4:58:01 PM) DySleeper: what do you use?
(4:58:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: i use bown eye shadow and black eyeliner
(4:58:08 PM) DySleeper: a fairly opaque foundation?
(4:58:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur not funny
(4:58:15 PM) DySleeper: on the contrary
(4:58:16 PM) DySleeper: i’m a riot
(4:58:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i dnt wear foundation
(4:58:47 PM) DySleeper: good for you
(4:58:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt need it
(4:58:51 PM) DySleeper: shows confidence
(4:58:56 PM) DySleeper: letting your blemishes show
(4:59:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have perfectly clear skin
(4:59:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i use proactiv
(5:00:44 PM) Stupid Kayla:
(5:01:41 PM) DySleeper: you seem awfully happy
(5:01:47 PM) DySleeper: did something shiny enter your field of vision?
(5:01:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: well i have perfectly clar skin
(5:02:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur not funny
(5:02:05 PM) DySleeper: well done you

(4:39:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: sry i was talkin to joe
(4:39:59 PM) DySleeper: professing your undying love, I assume
(4:40:07 PM) DySleeper: undying until the next mexican comes along
(4:40:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(4:40:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(4:40:40 PM) DySleeper: that’s what you thought last time
(4:40:50 PM) DySleeper: just be aware of your pattern
(4:41:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: no we’re gettin married in may
(4:41:29 PM) DySleeper: but you were marrying jamie
(4:41:30 PM) DySleeper: remember
(4:41:34 PM) DySleeper: and look how that turned out
(4:41:36 PM) DySleeper: …
(4:41:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: i didnt really wana
(4:41:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: i want to marry joe
(4:42:00 PM) DySleeper: uh huh
(4:42:07 PM) DySleeper: you’ll excuse me if i don’t believe you
(4:42:11 PM) DySleeper: will you be wearing white?
(4:42:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea y wouldnt i
(4:42:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: my dress is so0o0o pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(4:43:05 PM) DySleeper: kayla do you know why brides traditionally wear white
(4:43:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: does it look like i care if ive had sex
(4:44:12 PM) DySleeper: no apparently you do not
(4:44:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: exactly
(4:44:35 PM) DySleeper: I was just curious to know if you knew
(4:44:41 PM) DySleeper: there is no need to get all defensive

(4:21:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: holy shit im freakin tan!!!!!!!!!!
(4:21:29 PM) DySleeper: you uh
(4:21:36 PM) DySleeper: spend like 9 hours a day in a tanning bed
(4:21:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: i jus relized that
(4:21:38 PM) DySleeper: you’d better be
(4:21:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: no 25mins
(4:21:50 PM) DySleeper: every day
(4:21:56 PM) DySleeper: and you’re surprised that you have a tan
(4:22:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: no 4days a week
(4:22:06 PM) DySleeper: still
(4:22:11 PM) DySleeper: the fact that you lie on a bed
(4:22:18 PM) DySleeper: for 25 minutes basically every other day
(4:22:25 PM) DySleeper: with the express intent of getting a tan
(4:22:34 PM) DySleeper: *the fact is that
(4:22:37 PM) DySleeper: and now
(4:22:44 PM) DySleeper: you are surprised, amazed even, that you have a tan
(4:24:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hadnt tanned in like a month
(4:24:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: and this i started about a week and a half ago
(4:25:30 PM) DySleeper: how long is it supposed to take
(4:25:41 PM) DySleeper: any time i’ve tanned it’s been by natural means
(4:25:43 PM) DySleeper: as the sun is free
(4:25:50 PM) DySleeper: and i am pretty cheap
(4:26:38 PM) DySleeper: you’ve tanned, what, about 7 or 8 times
(4:26:43 PM) DySleeper: 25 minutes each
(4:26:47 PM) DySleeper: how many minutes is that in total?
(4:28:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: ive tanned im not sure
(4:28:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my tans r free bc i work there
(4:29:15 PM) DySleeper: I don’t think tanning beds are a responsible usage of energy
(4:29:40 PM) DySleeper: Because you are burning coal or oil in a power plant
(4:29:44 PM) DySleeper: to power lightbulbs
(4:29:56 PM) DySleeper: to do something that the sun does
(4:29:58 PM) DySleeper: all by itself
(4:38:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(4:39:10 PM) DySleeper: it took you 9 minutes to come up with that?

(3:53:29 PM) DySleeper: kayla do you watch hockey
(3:53:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: hell no!
(3:55:42 PM) DySleeper: that’s too bad
(3:56:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have a life i barely have time to watch tv
(3:58:40 PM) DySleeper: what do you do with all your time?
(3:59:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: work, school, homework
(4:00:09 PM) DySleeper: is that all?
(4:03:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: have sex
(4:03:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: sleep
(4:03:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: eat
(4:03:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: drink
(4:03:59 PM) DySleeper: no ‘take care of the baby’
(4:04:06 PM) DySleeper: that’s worrying
(4:04:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: babies still in hospital
(4:04:14 PM) DySleeper: good grief
(4:04:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: she wad 3months early
(4:04:26 PM) DySleeper: wow
(4:04:31 PM) DySleeper: there is that, i suppose
(4:04:37 PM) DySleeper: i forgot about that part
(4:05:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(4:05:48 PM) DySleeper: so do you like, go in and see her and stuff
(4:05:50 PM) DySleeper: how is she doing
(4:06:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea, shes still on the ventiltor
(4:06:08 PM) DySleeper:
(4:06:14 PM) DySleeper: in an incubator, i assume
(4:06:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea, shes like super tiny
(4:06:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: to tell u the truth we think its joes
(4:07:20 PM) DySleeper: no great shock there
(4:07:43 PM) DySleeper: it’s a good thing jaime didn’t donate his heart to you
(4:07:50 PM) DySleeper: because boy would his face be red
(4:07:59 PM) DySleeper: I told you
(4:08:10 PM) DySleeper: black hair was the sign of not knowing who the father is
(4:08:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: im back with joe anyways
(4:08:23 PM) DySleeper: wow
(4:08:26 PM) DySleeper: that’s like
(4:08:35 PM) DySleeper: completely surprising
(4:08:40 PM) DySleeper: your life is rather like a soap opera
(4:08:48 PM) DySleeper: wait wasn’t he a total jerk
(4:08:50 PM) DySleeper: like all the time
(4:09:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(4:09:02 PM) DySleeper: what’d jamie do that soured things so badly
(4:09:15 PM) DySleeper: did he go chubby chasing after you lost all the pregnant weight
(4:09:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: no hes jus an ass
(4:09:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: i never did stop liking joe tho
(4:09:58 PM) DySleeper: yes you did
(4:10:01 PM) DySleeper: you told me you did
(4:10:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: and he said he never stopped liking me
(4:10:03 PM) DySleeper: because he was an ass
(4:10:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: well i was jus pissed at the time but i still had feelings for him
(4:10:30 PM) DySleeper: yeah
(4:10:34 PM) DySleeper: feelings of rage
(4:10:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(4:10:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: i still loved him
(4:11:38 PM) DySleeper: it’s a good thing, too
(4:11:41 PM) DySleeper: as the kid is hiis
(4:11:51 PM) DySleeper: how long until joe graduates
(4:11:57 PM) DySleeper: has he got any prospects for employment
(4:12:05 PM) DySleeper: you said he was in med school too, right?
(4:12:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: this semester
(4:12:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(4:12:29 PM) DySleeper: okay because one time when he messaged me
(4:12:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: sumthin we me and mexican doctors
(4:12:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(4:12:39 PM) DySleeper: he asked how you know when somebody is miscarrying
(4:12:41 PM) DySleeper: and uh
(4:12:45 PM) DySleeper: that is something he should probably know
(4:12:47 PM) DySleeper: fyi
(4:12:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: that was jaime
(4:12:50 PM) DySleeper: no
(4:12:51 PM) DySleeper: it wasn’t
(4:12:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: or my bro
(4:12:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: i this
(4:12:54 PM) DySleeper: also
(4:12:58 PM) DySleeper: jaime should know that, too
(4:13:01 PM) DySleeper: you and your fake doctors
(4:13:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: it musta been my bro
(4:13:10 PM) DySleeper: are you sure they’re not both named nick
(4:13:19 PM) DySleeper: do they go to the hollywood upstairs medical school
(4:13:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: o i remember that night it was my bro
(4:13:32 PM) DySleeper: when they come into a room do they go HI EVERYBODY
(4:13:39 PM) DySleeper: and does everybody go HI DR. NICK
(4:13:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: no do is do cartiology
(4:14:30 PM) DySleeper: what
(4:14:34 PM) Stupid Kayla: plus they found out i have pulmarny hypertention
(4:14:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: the heart doctor i dnt kno how to spell it
(4:17:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: hes at school right now and i miss him
(4:17:43 PM) DySleeper: cardiology
(4:17:47 PM) DySleeper: pulmonary hypertension
(4:17:52 PM) DySleeper: he’s
(4:17:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(4:18:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: it sucks

(3:47:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(3:47:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: p
(3:47:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: sup*
(3:47:37 PM) DySleeper: hiya
(3:47:39 PM) DySleeper: how’s things?
(3:47:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok i guess
(3:47:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: hungry
(3:47:53 PM) DySleeper: how’s the kid?
(3:47:58 PM) DySleeper: you should eat
(3:48:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: i am eating
(3:48:10 PM) DySleeper: well then
(3:48:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: m&m ice cream:)
(3:48:49 PM) DySleeper: you should look into real food
(3:49:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: im hungry and its good!!!!
(3:50:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: i jus had arbys
(3:50:19 PM) DySleeper: ugh
(3:50:22 PM) DySleeper: that’s not even food
(3:50:23 PM) DySleeper: that’s like
(3:50:25 PM) DySleeper: ugh
(3:50:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(3:50:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: i love their food
(3:50:36 PM) DySleeper: “food”
(3:50:41 PM) DySleeper: a whole cow
(3:50:42 PM) DySleeper: on a bun
(3:50:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: no its not
(3:50:52 PM) DySleeper: you’re right
(3:50:57 PM) DySleeper: sometimes it’s a whole chicken
(3:50:58 PM) DySleeper: on a bun
(3:51:01 PM) DySleeper: or a whole pig
(3:51:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(3:51:10 PM) DySleeper: mmm delicious long pork
(3:51:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur making me not want to ever eat there again
(3:51:23 PM) DySleeper: have you ever tried the long pork
(3:51:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: subway is my favorite
(3:51:30 PM) DySleeper: i like them, too
(3:51:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: theyre pizza:)
(3:51:52 PM) DySleeper: Have you had the Long Pig sub?

(12:40:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: omfg jaime is so0o0o stuipd
(12:40:49 PM) DySleeper: fits right in then
(12:40:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(12:41:00 PM) DySleeper: did he try to name the baby philippe or something?
(12:41:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: no hes arguing with me who loves each other more
(12:41:25 PM) DySleeper: i can settle this
(12:41:33 PM) DySleeper: Meatloaf is the answer
(12:42:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(12:42:51 PM) DySleeper: oh sorry
(12:42:53 PM) DySleeper: it might be 42
(12:42:55 PM) DySleeper: yes that is it
(12:42:57 PM) DySleeper: the answer
(12:42:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(12:43:28 PM) DySleeper: kk
(12:43:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(12:43:52 PM) DySleeper: YES SIR SHUTTING UP SIR THANK YOU SIR
(12:43:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: grrr!
(12:44:44 PM) DySleeper: oh no
(12:44:47 PM) DySleeper: you’re a catgirl aren’t you
(12:44:51 PM) DySleeper: there are furries everyhwere
(12:44:55 PM) DySleeper: WHO GOT TO YOU
(12:45:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:45:14 PM) DySleeper: you’d better not be
(12:45:24 PM) DySleeper: all referring to your kid as your cub or foal or whatever
(12:45:25 PM) DySleeper: sick
(12:46:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(12:46:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: awwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im guna hav to get u pictures
(12:46:45 PM) DySleeper: listen, what you do on your own time is your business
(12:46:49 PM) DySleeper: but don’t draw in the infnat
(12:46:50 PM) DySleeper: *infant
(12:47:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: no shes so0o0o0o cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:47:14 PM) DySleeper: I don’t want to see pictures of you in a tail
(12:47:16 PM) DySleeper: oh of the baby
(12:47:19 PM) DySleeper: does the baby have a tail?
(12:47:25 PM) DySleeper: will you get it bronzed?
(12:47:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur not funny
(12:47:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: shes tiny
(12:47:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: 3lbs, 2oz
(12:48:14 PM) DySleeper: that is pretty little
(12:48:21 PM) DySleeper: she’ll be down to 3lbs after you get the tail and horns removed
(12:48:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(12:48:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: atleast she has my hair and nose
(12:48:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: loll
(12:49:10 PM) DySleeper: oh dear
(12:49:13 PM) DySleeper: so now you’re bald
(12:49:16 PM) DySleeper: and noseless
(12:49:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: very funny
(12:49:35 PM) DySleeper: so you’re saying you look like a bald michael jackson?
(12:49:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: no she needs blonde hair not black
(12:49:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:50:03 PM) DySleeper: Almost all babies are born with black hair
(12:50:11 PM) DySleeper: especially when you don’t know who the real father was
(12:50:16 PM) DySleeper: that is like the key indicator
(12:50:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(12:50:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: she has my hair
(12:50:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: and jaimes the dad
(12:51:12 PM) DySleeper: If jamie has a thing for bald chicks, you’d better watch out that he doesn’t start chasing after britney spears
(12:51:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(12:51:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: that was funny
(12:51:36 PM) DySleeper: because we already know he digs the pregnant chicks
(12:52:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: very funny
(12:52:11 PM) DySleeper: *bows*
(12:52:18 PM) DySleeper: So now that the baby’s been born
(12:52:24 PM) DySleeper: are they going to fix your heart and stuff?
(12:52:33 PM) DySleeper: or just let you run down like a clock
(12:52:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: theyre guna try
(12:52:42 PM) DySleeper: That’s good
(12:52:52 PM) DySleeper: I don’t think I would have nearly as much entertainment in my life if you weren’t around
(12:52:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: but now they think i have lung failure too
(12:53:00 PM) DySleeper: and I’m sure there are lots of people who think that
(12:53:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: very funny
(12:53:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: i havent talked to u 4ever
(12:54:18 PM) DySleeper: that’s true
(12:54:25 PM) DySleeper: so what have you been up to
(12:54:29 PM) DySleeper: also if your lungs are failing
(12:54:33 PM) DySleeper: they ought to study harder
(12:54:40 PM) DySleeper: i mean, you need to keep up your GPA
(12:54:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(12:54:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: actually i hav a 4.0 gpa right now
(12:55:15 PM) DySleeper: less whatever they take off for your lung
(12:55:28 PM) DySleeper: you know what you can do
(12:55:32 PM) DySleeper: swallow an air horn
(12:55:44 PM) DySleeper: and then just have somebody push your belly button whenever your lung collapses
(12:55:55 PM) DySleeper: and it’ll blow right up with a BRAAAAAAAAT noise
(12:55:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: SHUT UP
(12:55:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: UR STUPID
(12:56:00 PM) DySleeper: it’s science!
(12:56:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: u hav to see the baby gurl
(12:56:47 PM) DySleeper: or what
(12:56:55 PM) DySleeper: that sounds like a threat
(12:56:58 PM) DySleeper: are you threatening me
(12:57:07 PM) DySleeper: because I don’t have to sit here and take that
(12:57:18 PM) DySleeper: IF YOU LAY ONE HAND ON ME I WILL SCREAM AND YOU WILL GET ARRESTED
(12:57:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: uh huh
(12:57:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: im so scared
(12:57:44 PM) DySleeper: what of
(12:57:45 PM) DySleeper: monkeys?
(12:57:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: u
(12:57:51 PM) DySleeper: i’m no monkey
(12:57:55 PM) DySleeper: you don’t have to be afraid
(12:57:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: il wait to get u a pic without all thet tubes and shit
(12:58:05 PM) DySleeper: look my feet don’t even have thumbs!
(12:58:11 PM) DySleeper: That is kind of you
(12:58:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: i cant see them
(12:58:20 PM) DySleeper: here they are
(12:58:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: very funny
(12:58:30 PM) DySleeper: *waves his feet in front of the monitor*
(12:58:33 PM) DySleeper: look harder
(12:58:37 PM) DySleeper: try to make out the details
(12:58:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: i g2g
(12:58:44 PM) DySleeper: alrighty
(12:58:47 PM) DySleeper: have fun with your foal

(12:35:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(12:35:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(12:35:57 PM) DySleeper: hiya
(12:35:58 PM) DySleeper: how’s things?
(12:36:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok
(12:36:09 PM) DySleeper: good good
(12:36:12 PM) DySleeper: i am going to eat some pudding
(12:36:15 PM) DySleeper: good idea y/n
(12:36:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(12:36:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: i jus had nachos
(12:36:38 PM) DySleeper: yes or no
(12:36:41 PM) DySleeper: is it a good idea
(12:36:43 PM) DySleeper: i must know
(12:36:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: I HAVE A BABY GURL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(12:36:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: idc
(12:36:58 PM) DySleeper: oh yeah, where’d you find that
(12:37:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: very funny
(12:37:26 PM) DySleeper: thank you
(12:37:27 PM) DySleeper: i thought so
(12:37:32 PM) DySleeper: so everything works?
(12:37:39 PM) DySleeper: correct number of fingers, toes, heads?
(12:37:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(12:37:56 PM) DySleeper: neato
(12:37:57 PM) DySleeper: now remember
(12:38:00 PM) DySleeper: you have to feed it every day
(12:38:03 PM) DySleeper: and take it for walks
(12:38:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: her lungs arent fully developrd yet tho
(12:38:15 PM) DySleeper: and if the baby messes on the floor
(12:38:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up im not stupid
(12:38:18 PM) DySleeper: you have to clean it up
(12:38:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: i pretty much raided my lil brothers
(12:38:34 PM) DySleeper: YOUR FATHER AND I WON’T BE CLEANING UP AFTER IT FOR YOU
(12:40:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:40:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: i can do it