Kayla on: The Real Father

(3:53:29 PM) DySleeper: kayla do you watch hockey
(3:53:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: hell no!
(3:55:42 PM) DySleeper: that’s too bad
(3:56:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have a life i barely have time to watch tv
(3:58:40 PM) DySleeper: what do you do with all your time?
(3:59:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: work, school, homework
(4:00:09 PM) DySleeper: is that all?
(4:03:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: have sex
(4:03:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: sleep
(4:03:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: eat
(4:03:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: drink
(4:03:59 PM) DySleeper: no ‘take care of the baby’
(4:04:06 PM) DySleeper: that’s worrying
(4:04:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: babies still in hospital
(4:04:14 PM) DySleeper: good grief
(4:04:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: she wad 3months early
(4:04:26 PM) DySleeper: wow
(4:04:31 PM) DySleeper: there is that, i suppose
(4:04:37 PM) DySleeper: i forgot about that part
(4:05:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(4:05:48 PM) DySleeper: so do you like, go in and see her and stuff
(4:05:50 PM) DySleeper: how is she doing
(4:06:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea, shes still on the ventiltor
(4:06:08 PM) DySleeper: :(
(4:06:14 PM) DySleeper: in an incubator, i assume
(4:06:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea, shes like super tiny
(4:06:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: to tell u the truth we think its joes
(4:07:20 PM) DySleeper: no great shock there
(4:07:43 PM) DySleeper: it’s a good thing jaime didn’t donate his heart to you
(4:07:50 PM) DySleeper: because boy would his face be red
(4:07:59 PM) DySleeper: I told you
(4:08:10 PM) DySleeper: black hair was the sign of not knowing who the father is
(4:08:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: im back with joe anyways
(4:08:23 PM) DySleeper: wow
(4:08:26 PM) DySleeper: that’s like
(4:08:35 PM) DySleeper: completely surprising
(4:08:40 PM) DySleeper: your life is rather like a soap opera
(4:08:48 PM) DySleeper: wait wasn’t he a total jerk
(4:08:50 PM) DySleeper: like all the time
(4:09:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(4:09:02 PM) DySleeper: what’d jamie do that soured things so badly
(4:09:15 PM) DySleeper: did he go chubby chasing after you lost all the pregnant weight
(4:09:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: no hes jus an ass
(4:09:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: i never did stop liking joe tho
(4:09:58 PM) DySleeper: yes you did
(4:10:01 PM) DySleeper: you told me you did
(4:10:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: and he said he never stopped liking me
(4:10:03 PM) DySleeper: because he was an ass
(4:10:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: well i was jus pissed at the time but i still had feelings for him
(4:10:30 PM) DySleeper: yeah
(4:10:34 PM) DySleeper: feelings of rage
(4:10:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(4:10:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: i still loved him
(4:11:38 PM) DySleeper: it’s a good thing, too
(4:11:41 PM) DySleeper: as the kid is hiis
(4:11:51 PM) DySleeper: how long until joe graduates
(4:11:57 PM) DySleeper: has he got any prospects for employment
(4:12:05 PM) DySleeper: you said he was in med school too, right?
(4:12:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: this semester
(4:12:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(4:12:29 PM) DySleeper: okay because one time when he messaged me
(4:12:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: sumthin we me and mexican doctors
(4:12:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(4:12:39 PM) DySleeper: he asked how you know when somebody is miscarrying
(4:12:41 PM) DySleeper: and uh
(4:12:45 PM) DySleeper: that is something he should probably know
(4:12:47 PM) DySleeper: fyi
(4:12:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: that was jaime
(4:12:50 PM) DySleeper: no
(4:12:51 PM) DySleeper: it wasn’t
(4:12:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: or my bro
(4:12:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: i this
(4:12:54 PM) DySleeper: also
(4:12:58 PM) DySleeper: jaime should know that, too
(4:13:01 PM) DySleeper: you and your fake doctors
(4:13:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: it musta been my bro
(4:13:10 PM) DySleeper: are you sure they’re not both named nick
(4:13:19 PM) DySleeper: do they go to the hollywood upstairs medical school
(4:13:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: o i remember that night it was my bro
(4:13:32 PM) DySleeper: when they come into a room do they go HI EVERYBODY
(4:13:39 PM) DySleeper: and does everybody go HI DR. NICK
(4:13:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: no do is do cartiology
(4:14:30 PM) DySleeper: what
(4:14:34 PM) Stupid Kayla: plus they found out i have pulmarny hypertention
(4:14:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: the heart doctor i dnt kno how to spell it
(4:17:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: hes at school right now and i miss him
(4:17:43 PM) DySleeper: cardiology
(4:17:47 PM) DySleeper: pulmonary hypertension
(4:17:52 PM) DySleeper: he’s
(4:17:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(4:18:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: it sucks

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