(8:49:27 AM) Stupid Kayla: i have to go take a shower pretty soon
(8:49:34 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc i want to go tanning b4 work
(8:50:34 AM) DySleeper: why not shower after you tan
(8:50:40 AM) DySleeper: don’t you have showers at work?
(8:50:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: no y would we
(8:50:50 AM) DySleeper: i don’t know
(8:51:01 AM) DySleeper: if i was lying in a tanning bed that other greasy humanoids had used
(8:51:04 AM) Stupid Kayla: and then i have to straighten my hair and do my make up
(8:51:04 AM) DySleeper: i would want cleansing
(8:51:19 AM) Stupid Kayla: we clean them really good
(8:51:19 AM) DySleeper: but then again
(8:51:25 AM) DySleeper: i am not interested in skin cancer
(8:51:36 AM) Stupid Kayla: u dont get skin cancer
(8:51:40 AM) DySleeper: you’re right, I don’t
(8:51:43 AM) DySleeper: because I don’t tan
(8:51:45 AM) Stupid Kayla: i dont either
(8:51:47 AM) DySleeper: yet
(8:51:52 AM) Stupid Kayla: wat r u like pa;e right
(8:51:59 AM) DySleeper: sorry what
(8:52:10 AM) Stupid Kayla: r u pale white then
(8:52:17 AM) DySleeper: that’s racist!
(8:52:38 AM) DySleeper: it is illegal and immoral for you to discriminate against me
(8:52:42 AM) Stupid Kayla: no bc i protect my skin i use the moisturizer like ur suppost to wen u get out of the tanning bed
(8:53:01 AM) DySleeper: you do know that moisturizer won’t protect you against cancer, right?
(8:53:02 AM) Stupid Kayla: no its not!
(8:53:10 AM) DySleeper: moisturizer is to keep your skin moist
(8:53:13 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea it has special stuff in them
(8:53:13 AM) DySleeper: it’s right in the name
(8:53:22 AM) Stupid Kayla: and i also take these pills for it too
(8:53:29 AM) DySleeper: you know what would be easier?
(8:53:46 AM) DySleeper: not intentionally exposing yourself to harmful radiation
(8:54:00 AM) Stupid Kayla: no bcx i cant stand being white
(8:54:07 AM) DySleeper: self-loathing is sad
(8:54:19 AM) DySleeper: and what does bcx mean, anyway?
(8:54:26 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc*
(8:54:36 AM) DySleeper: before Christ?
(8:54:53 AM) DySleeper: that is more typically shortened to B.C. and is apparently out of favour now
(8:55:16 AM) DySleeper: many people would have it shortened to B.C.E. (before common era)
(8:55:20 AM) DySleeper: your thoughts?
(8:55:22 AM) Stupid Kayla: because dumbass
(8:55:32 AM) DySleeper: no, that would be b.d.
(8:55:38 AM) Stupid Kayla: ok
(8:55:40 AM) Stupid Kayla: jus
(8:55:42 AM) Stupid Kayla: because
(8:55:47 AM) DySleeper: ah, i see
(8:55:56 AM) DySleeper: it’s all clear now
(8:55:59 AM) DySleeper: what were we talking about?
(8:56:09 AM) Stupid Kayla: shut up u always make me feel so stupid
(8:56:16 AM) DySleeper: THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
(8:56:24 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur not funny