Kayla on: Sunburns

(4:36:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: this guy at work was crazy today
(4:36:56 PM) DySleeper: what was he doing?
(4:37:01 PM) DySleeper: peeing in the tanning beds
(4:37:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: he wanted to go in a super hot bed and use the hottest tingle we have
(4:37:16 PM) DySleeper: and then insisting that you leave it because it was ‘gold’
(4:37:40 PM) DySleeper: it’s amazing the new definitions of crazy
(4:37:45 PM) DySleeper: so what’d you do?
(4:37:49 PM) DySleeper: give him a stick of butter?
(4:38:03 PM) DySleeper: SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE HOTDOGS
(4:38:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: no like a tingle lotion makes u feel like u have a really bad sunburn for a couple hours (even tho i cant feel it)
(4:38:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: and he went in a real hot bed
(4:38:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: boy was he red wen he got out
(4:39:00 PM) DySleeper: so he actually had a sunburn
(4:39:04 PM) DySleeper: is what you’re saying
(4:39:08 PM) DySleeper: or a bed burn i suppose
(4:39:16 PM) DySleeper: that actually sounds really gross
(4:39:19 PM) DySleeper: getting bed burn
(4:39:23 PM) DySleeper: sounds like hella rough sex

4 Responses to “Kayla on: Sunburns”

  1. gsm says:

    This is an odd entry. It’s not pointing out that Kayla is stupid. It’s more of an ordinary chat with someone.

  2. DaySleeper says:

    She went offline right after so it didn’t have time to descend into idiocy.

  3. Megz says:

    It’s a good entry because it talks more about the elusive “tingle cream”.

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