Kayla on: Progeny

(12:35:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(12:35:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(12:35:57 PM) DySleeper: hiya
(12:35:58 PM) DySleeper: how’s things?
(12:36:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok
(12:36:09 PM) DySleeper: good good
(12:36:12 PM) DySleeper: i am going to eat some pudding
(12:36:15 PM) DySleeper: good idea y/n
(12:36:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(12:36:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: i jus had nachos
(12:36:38 PM) DySleeper: yes or no
(12:36:41 PM) DySleeper: is it a good idea
(12:36:43 PM) DySleeper: i must know
(12:36:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: I HAVE A BABY GURL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(12:36:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: idc
(12:36:58 PM) DySleeper: oh yeah, where’d you find that
(12:37:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: very funny
(12:37:26 PM) DySleeper: thank you
(12:37:27 PM) DySleeper: i thought so
(12:37:32 PM) DySleeper: so everything works?
(12:37:39 PM) DySleeper: correct number of fingers, toes, heads?
(12:37:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(12:37:56 PM) DySleeper: neato
(12:37:57 PM) DySleeper: now remember
(12:38:00 PM) DySleeper: you have to feed it every day
(12:38:03 PM) DySleeper: and take it for walks
(12:38:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: her lungs arent fully developrd yet tho
(12:38:15 PM) DySleeper: and if the baby messes on the floor
(12:38:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up im not stupid
(12:38:18 PM) DySleeper: you have to clean it up
(12:38:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: i pretty much raided my lil brothers
(12:38:34 PM) DySleeper: YOUR FATHER AND I WON’T BE CLEANING UP AFTER IT FOR YOU
(12:40:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:40:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: i can do it

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