Kayla on: Amazement

(4:21:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: holy shit im freakin tan!!!!!!!!!!
(4:21:29 PM) DySleeper: you uh
(4:21:36 PM) DySleeper: spend like 9 hours a day in a tanning bed
(4:21:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: i jus relized that
(4:21:38 PM) DySleeper: you’d better be
(4:21:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: no 25mins
(4:21:50 PM) DySleeper: every day
(4:21:56 PM) DySleeper: and you’re surprised that you have a tan
(4:22:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: no 4days a week
(4:22:06 PM) DySleeper: still
(4:22:11 PM) DySleeper: the fact that you lie on a bed
(4:22:18 PM) DySleeper: for 25 minutes basically every other day
(4:22:25 PM) DySleeper: with the express intent of getting a tan
(4:22:34 PM) DySleeper: *the fact is that
(4:22:37 PM) DySleeper: and now
(4:22:44 PM) DySleeper: you are surprised, amazed even, that you have a tan
(4:24:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hadnt tanned in like a month
(4:24:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: and this i started about a week and a half ago
(4:25:30 PM) DySleeper: how long is it supposed to take
(4:25:41 PM) DySleeper: any time i’ve tanned it’s been by natural means
(4:25:43 PM) DySleeper: as the sun is free
(4:25:50 PM) DySleeper: and i am pretty cheap
(4:26:38 PM) DySleeper: you’ve tanned, what, about 7 or 8 times
(4:26:43 PM) DySleeper: 25 minutes each
(4:26:47 PM) DySleeper: how many minutes is that in total?
(4:28:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: ive tanned im not sure
(4:28:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my tans r free bc i work there
(4:29:15 PM) DySleeper: I don’t think tanning beds are a responsible usage of energy
(4:29:40 PM) DySleeper: Because you are burning coal or oil in a power plant
(4:29:44 PM) DySleeper: to power lightbulbs
(4:29:56 PM) DySleeper: to do something that the sun does
(4:29:58 PM) DySleeper: all by itself
(4:38:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(4:39:10 PM) DySleeper: it took you 9 minutes to come up with that?

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