(11:20:09 AM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(11:20:24 AM) DySleeper: sup
(11:20:26 AM) DySleeper: happy new year
(11:20:34 AM) Stupid Kayla: sure
(11:20:42 AM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin
(11:20:48 AM) Stupid Kayla: jus woke up
(11:20:57 AM) DySleeper: well done
(11:21:03 AM) DySleeper: do you have any resolutions?
(11:21:24 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea right
(11:22:53 AM) Stupid Kayla: y would i
(11:24:29 AM) Stupid Kayla: so watcha been up 2
(11:24:30 AM) DySleeper: i dunno
(11:24:36 AM) DySleeper: a desire to make the world a better place
(11:24:41 AM) DySleeper: i went to NYC
(11:24:43 AM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(11:24:46 AM) DySleeper: and blew up some buildings
(11:24:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur weird
(11:24:52 AM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(11:25:07 AM) DySleeper: and by blew up i mean ‘made off-colour jokes’
(11:25:12 AM) DySleeper: and buildings I meant buildings
(11:25:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: u can blow up my lil sluty cousins house
(11:26:19 AM) Stupid Kayla: cant stand her
(11:26:33 AM) DySleeper: oh really?
(11:26:39 AM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(11:26:41 AM) DySleeper: that’s a nice thing to say
(11:26:49 AM) DySleeper: why do you say she is a slut?
(11:26:53 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc she is
(11:26:53 AM) DySleeper: or a ’sluty’ if you prefer
(11:27:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i said she was sluty
(11:27:29 AM) DySleeper: well, why
(11:27:35 AM) DySleeper: is she trying to steal your mans
(11:27:37 AM) DySleeper: IN UR BASE
(11:27:42 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc she goes and bangs all these guys
(11:27:42 AM) DySleeper: STEELIN’ UR MANS
(11:27:51 AM) Stupid Kayla: that r way older than her
(11:27:54 AM) Stupid Kayla: and shes 15
(11:28:03 AM) DySleeper: okay that’s gross
(11:28:06 AM) Stupid Kayla: no shes not stealing my jaime
(11:28:11 AM) DySleeper: she should be banging 12 year olds
(11:28:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea i thought so too
(11:28:14 AM) DySleeper: for balance
(11:28:25 AM) DySleeper: THE UNIVERSE IS ABOUT BALANCE, KAYLA
(11:28:45 AM) Stupid Kayla: and i was trying to help her and i dated one of the guys once that she was hanging out til i found out he was a manslut
(11:28:59 AM) Stupid Kayla: and then he pretty much turned her against me
(11:29:33 AM) DySleeper: wait what
(11:29:43 AM) DySleeper: how is you dating one of her man-toys you trying to help her
(11:29:46 AM) DySleeper: more like trying to help yourself
(11:29:50 AM) DySleeper: to a piece of the pie
(11:29:52 AM) DySleeper: mmm pie
(11:29:56 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i dated him like 8yrs ago
(11:30:35 AM) DySleeper: ew you dated an 8 year old
(11:30:38 AM) DySleeper: that is hells of gross
(11:31:22 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i dated him 8yrs ago like wen we were both 14 and 15ish
(11:31:57 AM) DySleeper: oh okay
(11:32:05 AM) DySleeper: so she was 7
(11:32:21 AM) DySleeper: she was hanging out with mansluts twice her age
(11:32:23 AM) DySleeper: that is gross
(11:32:29 AM) DySleeper: time for some ethnic cleansing
(11:33:51 AM) Stupid Kayla: yup pretty much
(11:34:29 AM) Stupid Kayla: and i told her she was a slut at christmas
(11:34:36 AM) Stupid Kayla: shes like u have no room to talk
(11:36:18 AM) Stupid Kayla: im like excuse me ive only done 2 guys in my entire like nd im 21 and ur 15 and uve done who knos how many guys
(11:36:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: and she like yea but ur the one who got knocked up by jaime while u were still dating joe
(11:36:55 AM) Stupid Kayla: shes a freakin BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:39:15 AM) DySleeper: well
(11:39:17 AM) DySleeper: she’s right
(11:39:21 AM) DySleeper: but that is neither here nor there
(11:39:40 AM) Stupid Kayla: shes done way more guys than i have
(11:39:57 AM) DySleeper: kayla would you have sex with somebody for a million dollars
(11:40:07 AM) Stupid Kayla: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:40:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: well maybe
(11:40:57 AM) DySleeper: how about 2 million
(11:41:10 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea prolly if he was cute
(11:41:18 AM) DySleeper: okay what about $10
(11:41:53 AM) Stupid Kayla: fuck no
(11:41:57 AM) DySleeper: well
(11:42:07 AM) DySleeper: we’ve already established that you are willing to be a prostitute
(11:42:12 AM) DySleeper: now all we are doing is haggling over price
(11:43:07 AM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(11:43:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: i think il jus do jaime
(11:43:21 AM) DySleeper: how much does he pay you
(11:43:27 AM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin
(11:43:46 AM) DySleeper: he probably wouldn’t get his money’s worth anyway
(11:43:53 AM) DySleeper: it appears that you are a charity case
(11:44:28 AM) Stupid Kayla: wtf!!!!!!!!!!
(11:44:55 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea my parents like disowned me
(11:45:27 AM) DySleeper: that was probably a wise move
(11:45:39 AM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(11:45:46 AM) DySleeper: well
(11:45:49 AM) Stupid Kayla: y do u think im so stupid or watever
(11:45:50 AM) DySleeper: i wouldn’t want you sullying my good name
(11:45:57 AM) DySleeper: if i were your parents
(11:46:08 AM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(11:46:13 AM) Stupid Kayla: id still have the same name
(11:46:17 AM) DySleeper: do you know what sullying means
(11:46:25 AM) Stupid Kayla: hey i had a 3.9gpa in hs
(11:46:28 AM) DySleeper: yes
(11:46:33 AM) DySleeper: and then you went to hairstyling school
(11:46:38 AM) DySleeper: NOT A VALID CAREER OPTION
(11:46:43 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea it is
(11:46:46 AM) Stupid Kayla: i went to duke 2
(11:46:57 AM) DySleeper: Duke 2: The Returnenating
(11:47:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: im going to duke university and cosmetology
(11:47:57 AM) DySleeper: it’s like a two-for-one deal
(11:48:05 AM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(11:48:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: do u kno howhard it is
(11:48:20 AM) DySleeper: what
(11:48:23 AM) DySleeper: hairstyling?
(11:48:25 AM) DySleeper: not very
(11:48:26 AM) DySleeper: i mean
(11:48:28 AM) DySleeper: you can do it
(11:48:31 AM) DySleeper: so uh
(11:48:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: going to duke and getting a degree in business while going to hairstyling and trying to get ur 1500hrs in
(11:48:57 AM) DySleeper: oh well
(11:48:59 AM) DySleeper: a business degree
(11:49:00 AM) DySleeper: pft
(11:49:11 AM) Stupid Kayla: 4-yr degree
(11:49:25 AM) DySleeper: but it’s a business degree
(11:49:29 AM) DySleeper: monkeys in suits
(11:49:46 AM) Stupid Kayla: cosmetology should only take me 9months but im trying to do it while going to duke
(11:50:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: im like at school14-15hours a day
(11:50:57 AM) Stupid Kayla: while being pregnant and throwing up all the time
(11:51:16 AM) DySleeper: you asked me earlier why i thought you were stupid
(11:51:21 AM) DySleeper: you pretty much summed it up right there
(11:51:28 AM) Stupid Kayla: not really
(11:51:33 AM) Stupid Kayla: how am i stupid bc of that