Archive for December, 2006

Kayla on: Professionals

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

(3:46:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(3:46:16 PM) DySleeper: good afternoon
(3:46:18 PM) DySleeper: how’s things?
(3:46:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok i guess
(3:46:37 PM) DySleeper: how are you feeling
(3:46:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: horrible
(3:47:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: im stuck in the freakin hospital til the freakin baby is born
(3:47:57 PM) DySleeper: isn’t that like
(3:48:00 PM) DySleeper: 8 months
(3:48:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: pretty much
(3:48:07 PM) DySleeper: make sure they turn you regularly
(3:48:20 PM) DySleeper: you don’t want to go all flat on one side
(3:48:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(3:48:38 PM) DySleeper: well
(3:48:46 PM) DySleeper: pregnant women are like tires
(3:48:58 PM) DySleeper: they have to be rotated regularly or they get all worn and flat in one spot
(3:49:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not even showing yet
(3:49:18 PM) DySleeper: better to start sooner than later
(3:49:26 PM) DySleeper: you wouldn’t want to find that all your tread had worn off on one side
(3:49:57 PM) DySleeper: keep it in mind
(3:50:03 PM) DySleeper: make sure you ask the doc next time he comes in
(3:50:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: y
(3:50:23 PM) DySleeper: well who else would be qualified
(3:50:31 PM) DySleeper: you go to a mechanic or a tire shop to get your tires rotated
(3:50:43 PM) DySleeper: i wouldn’t want anybody unqualified rotating me
(3:50:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: no my daddy does that
(3:50:44 PM) DySleeper: that’s for sure
(3:50:49 PM) DySleeper: your dad rotates you
(3:50:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: no my tires
(3:51:05 PM) DySleeper: your tires rotate you
(3:51:07 PM) DySleeper: you are confusing me
(3:51:09 PM) DySleeper: stop
(3:51:14 PM) DySleeper: PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
(3:51:20 PM) DySleeper: you realise i can’t allow this
(3:51:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: my daddy roates my tires
(3:51:29 PM) DySleeper: i bet
(3:51:31 PM) DySleeper: :winky:
(3:51:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: ugh on my car
(3:51:55 PM) DySleeper: wow
(3:51:57 PM) DySleeper: right out in public
(3:52:00 PM) DySleeper: that’s extra gross
(3:52:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: ah!!!11
(3:52:16 PM) DySleeper: i threw up in my mouth a little there
(3:52:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur pervert
(3:52:20 PM) DySleeper: listen
(3:52:34 PM) DySleeper: i’m not the one who is having his tires rotated in public by a member of his own family
(3:52:42 PM) DySleeper: I go to the dealership and they do it in the garage