Kayla’s Boyfriend on: Options

(5:07:08 PM) DySleeper: you know
(5:07:10 PM) DySleeper: if she does die
(5:07:16 PM) DySleeper: and you eat her heart and eyes
(5:07:19 PM) DySleeper: you gain all her powers
(5:07:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: don’t talk like that.
(5:07:36 PM) DySleeper: I’m just pointing it out
(5:07:49 PM) DySleeper: in these enlightened days, nobody ever thinks about gaining the powers of others
(5:07:53 PM) DySleeper: and the race is weaker for it
(5:08:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: she’s 3cm
(5:08:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: this ain’t good.
(5:08:49 PM) DySleeper: are we talking size of brain or what
(5:09:00 PM) DySleeper: distance between braincells
(5:09:05 PM) DySleeper: 3cm and increasing!
(5:09:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: no her cervix
(5:09:11 PM) DySleeper: we’re going to lose the left-hand one!
(5:09:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: no this is seriously not good.
(5:09:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: she’s only 3 months pregnant
(5:10:03 PM) DySleeper: after she’s done with this
(5:10:11 PM) DySleeper: there won’t be any tread on the tires, if you know what i’m saying
(5:10:25 PM) DySleeper: throwing a hot dog down a hallway
(5:10:30 PM) DySleeper: a toothpick in the grand canyon
(5:11:44 PM) DySleeper: look, i gotta go
(5:11:48 PM) DySleeper: don’t do anything stupider
(5:11:54 PM) DySleeper: though i’m not holding my breath
(5:12:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: no she’ll heal back up
(5:12:13 PM) DySleeper: heal yes
(5:12:16 PM) DySleeper: tighten, not so much

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