Kayla on: Surprises

(4:54:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(4:54:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(4:54:36 PM) DySleeper: you know what you should do
(4:54:43 PM) DySleeper: go out and find some bees
(4:54:46 PM) DySleeper: and punch every bee in the face
(4:54:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat r u talkin about
(4:55:10 PM) DySleeper: oh, sorry, wrong window
(4:55:13 PM) DySleeper: what i meant to say to you was
(4:55:18 PM) DySleeper: GO PLAY BASKETBALL
(4:55:21 PM) DySleeper: DO IT NOW
(4:55:24 PM) DySleeper: TAKE OFF YOUR LEG BRACE
(4:55:33 PM) DySleeper: TAKE THE NEEDLES FROM YOUR ARMS AND THROW THEM TO THE SKIES
(4:55:46 PM) DySleeper: oh, jaime is going to have himself killed so you can have his heart and lungs
(4:55:50 PM) DySleeper: but don’t tell him i told you
(4:56:33 PM) DySleeper: OH NO I HAVE RUINED CHRISTMAS

(4:57:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: no he went downstairs to eat
(4:57:45 PM) DySleeper: to eat what
(4:58:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: food
(4:58:19 PM) DySleeper: but what kind
(4:58:33 PM) DySleeper: i bet he is forcefeeding himself so his heart and lungs will be tender and juicy
(4:58:37 PM) DySleeper: for a sacrifice
(4:58:39 PM) DySleeper: LUNGS FOR THE LUNG GOD
(5:00:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: arbys
(5:00:37 PM) DySleeper: THE LUNG GOD IS NOT APPEASED

(5:01:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: its illegal to do that anyways
(5:01:19 PM) DySleeper: it should be
(5:01:25 PM) DySleeper: to eat at arby’s i mena
(5:01:27 PM) DySleeper: *mean
(5:01:29 PM) DySleeper: what did you mean?

(5:04:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(5:04:44 PM) DySleeper: well, i have to go
(5:04:51 PM) DySleeper: try not to eat any broken glass or syringes

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