(4:51:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: jaime said i was 2cm
(4:52:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: :’(
(4:55:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(4:55:48 PM) DySleeper: uh
(4:55:57 PM) DySleeper: if you’re like a month and a half pregnant
(4:55:58 PM) DySleeper: not even
(4:56:02 PM) DySleeper: and you’re dilated
(4:56:12 PM) DySleeper: then there is something wrong
(4:56:18 PM) DySleeper: that is my professional opinion
(4:56:22 PM) DySleeper: as an e-doctor
(4:57:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: i guess im 3months is wat they said
(4:59:30 PM) DySleeper: well
(4:59:32 PM) DySleeper: regardless
(4:59:36 PM) DySleeper: wait
(4:59:41 PM) DySleeper: how long have you been with jaime
(4:59:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: like 4months
(4:59:56 PM) DySleeper: you lying twit
(5:00:04 PM) DySleeper: you told me in november that you were pregnant
(5:00:08 PM) DySleeper: 2 weeks or so pregnant
(5:00:17 PM) DySleeper: and that you’d been dating jaime for a month
(5:00:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea i thought i was 2
(5:00:24 PM) DySleeper: DON’T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME
(5:00:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: me and jaime was foolign around wen i was still with joe
(5:00:45 PM) DySleeper: so there’s a chance that it’s Joe’s baby
(5:00:48 PM) DySleeper: put jaime on
(5:01:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey.
(5:01:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: kayla said you wanted to talk to me.
(5:01:22 PM) DySleeper: you realise that there’s a real good chance the kid’s not yours, right
(5:01:26 PM) DySleeper: CUCKOLD’D
(5:01:49 PM) DySleeper: she’s pulling a fast one
(5:01:52 PM) DySleeper: get out while you still can
(5:02:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: no they never had sex with him while she was having sex with me because they were fighting
(5:02:18 PM) DySleeper: sure sure
(5:02:22 PM) DySleeper: you realise don’t you
(5:02:26 PM) DySleeper: that if she was cheating on him
(5:02:30 PM) DySleeper: she’s likely to cheat on you
(5:02:47 PM) DySleeper: …
(5:02:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i’m with her almost all the time.
(5:02:53 PM) DySleeper: uh huh
(5:02:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: and joe treated her like shit.
(5:03:13 PM) DySleeper: so the first time that she doesn’t get her way
(5:03:19 PM) DySleeper: the first time that you have to be firm with her
(5:03:22 PM) DySleeper: and say ‘no’
(5:03:30 PM) DySleeper: she’s going to go and fuck some dude in the back of your car
(5:03:36 PM) DySleeper: while you’re at work
(5:03:40 PM) DySleeper: i can see it all
(5:03:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: no joe was cheating too.
(5:03:47 PM) DySleeper: oh so that makes it okay
(5:04:21 PM) DySleeper: you have set my mind at ease