(4:22:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: she needs a new heart now
(4:22:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: this heart can’t handle having a baby
(4:22:56 PM) DySleeper: well
(4:22:58 PM) DySleeper: go get a fork
(4:23:06 PM) DySleeper: and begin the heartectomy
(4:23:15 PM) DySleeper: maybe a spork
(4:23:18 PM) DySleeper: wait
(4:23:23 PM) DySleeper: are you going to use anaesthetic?
(4:23:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: I’m serious here.
(4:23:32 PM) DySleeper: if you aren’t then definitely a spork
(4:23:34 PM) DySleeper: it’s gentler
(4:23:38 PM) DySleeper: So am I
(4:23:45 PM) DySleeper: Have you ever been stabbed in the chest with a fork?
(4:23:47 PM) DySleeper: It fucking hurts
(4:23:54 PM) DySleeper: Sporks not so much.
(4:23:57 PM) DySleeper: doy
(4:24:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: I’ll have my friend do it because he said he would because he knows how much she means to me
(4:24:33 PM) DySleeper: You are really something, you know that?
(4:24:38 PM) DySleeper: That is like 17 kinds of illegal
(4:24:40 PM) DySleeper: So you will die
(4:24:50 PM) DySleeper: and you will cause your friend to go to jail for murder
(4:24:53 PM) DySleeper: and kayla will still die
(4:25:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: i don’t care i want to save her life
(4:25:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: i can’t let her die.
(4:25:18 PM) DySleeper: because her remaining brain cell isn’t up to the challenge of coordinating breathing and heartbeat (as has been previously noted)
(4:25:32 PM) DySleeper: also the baby will probably die either way
(4:25:35 PM) DySleeper: and if the baby doesn’t
(4:25:43 PM) DySleeper: he or she will be an orphan before the age of ten
(4:25:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: my baby is not going to die. i won’t let it
(4:26:02 PM) DySleeper: This was really very poorly considered from the very start.
(4:26:07 PM) DySleeper: Good bye Jaime
(4:26:15 PM) DySleeper: It has not been particularly nice knowing you.
(4:26:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: will you please talk to her
(4:26:19 PM) DySleeper: Nope
(4:26:21 PM) DySleeper: I have to leave
(4:26:25 PM) DySleeper: See you!
(4:26:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: no talk to her
(4:26:27 PM) DySleeper: or more likely
(4:26:28 PM) DySleeper: not
(4:26:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey jaime said u wanted to talk to me
(4:26:35 PM) DySleeper: exactly “no talk to her”
(4:26:38 PM) DySleeper: I no talking
(4:26:52 PM) DySleeper: Hey, what storey are you one?
(4:26:55 PM) DySleeper: *on
(4:27:00 PM) DySleeper: Are there windows?
(4:27:10 PM) DySleeper: You could save everybody a whole lot of hassle if you just took a header
(4:27:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: will u plz tell him that im fine
(4:27:19 PM) DySleeper: Alternately you could go play in traffic.
(4:27:31 PM) DySleeper: I think you should go play chicken with transport trucks
(4:27:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: grr
(4:27:37 PM) DySleeper: You should be on a segway.