stupid kayla

(10:06:22 AM) Stupid Kayla: i am so freakinhungry
(10:08:14 AM) DaySleeper: are you not allowed to eat before the surgery?
(10:08:20 AM) DaySleeper: i guess they don’t want you puking on the docs
(10:08:42 AM) Stupid Kayla: im not but i do anyways but we have no good food
(10:09:54 AM) DaySleeper: …

I’m pretty sure this girl is actually handicapped in some way, apart from the whole non-working knee thing. She’s moved back with her parents and she’s still doing the same stupid shit.

edit: ADDENDUM(B)

(10:10:32 AM) Stupid Kayla: we have no good food at all at our house
(10:10:46 AM) Stupid Kayla: i just looked again and theres like none
(10:20:53 AM) Stupid Kayla: i just sent my joe up to go get donuts
(10:20:54 AM) DaySleeper: that’s no fun
(10:20:56 AM) DaySleeper: haha
(10:21:05 AM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(10:21:38 AM) Stupid Kayla: i had to wake him up but i told him id give him the money if he’d go get em
(10:21:48 AM) DaySleeper: i hope you don’t puke in the respirator

(12:01:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: i stopped growin like my junior year
(12:09:53 PM) DaySleeper: i think i stopped growing in like, grade 12
(12:09:54 PM) DaySleeper: probably
(12:10:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: well u a guy
(12:10:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: guys growlonger
(12:10:46 PM) DaySleeper: 

(10:01:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: i need i eye glass screw driver and i dnt kno where ares is
(10:02:01 AM) DaySleeper: please stop typing
(10:02:06 AM) DaySleeper: your spelling makes my eyes bleed
(10:02:19 AM) Stupid Kayla: wtf

(03:27:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: actually tanning aint as bad a ppl say it is
(03:28:02 PM) DaySleeper: ppl being whom
(03:28:06 PM) DaySleeper: because uh
(03:28:08 PM) DaySleeper: there are studies
(03:28:16 PM) DaySleeper: with respect to tanning and skin cancer
(03:28:20 PM) DaySleeper: that actual scientists have done
(03:28:26 PM) DaySleeper: like, dudes with degrees and such
(03:29:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea but its not as bad as ppl say it is bc we have to go to these smart tan confences every so often and thats what they say there
(03:29:31 PM) DaySleeper: so people who work in the tanning industry
(03:29:36 PM) DaySleeper: and make all their money from tanning
(03:29:38 PM) DaySleeper: say that tanning is okay
(03:29:47 PM) DaySleeper: and you trust them

(10:07:07 AM) Stupid Kayla: im addicted to tanning
(10:07:11 AM) Stupid Kayla: seriously
(10:07:57 AM) DaySleeper: no, you’re not
(10:09:22 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea i am
(10:09:42 AM) DaySleeper: no, you’re not
(10:09:45 AM) DaySleeper: you can’t be
(10:10:27 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea if i dnt go tanning and my tan starts to fade like now i cant stand it and i have to go tanning
(10:12:10 AM) DaySleeper: uh
(10:12:14 AM) DaySleeper: that’s not addiction
(10:12:17 AM) DaySleeper: that’s you being retarded
(10:12:50 AM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(10:12:57 AM) Stupid Kayla: i hate being white
(10:13:02 AM) DaySleeper: k
(10:13:04 AM) Stupid Kayla: i cnt stand being white
(10:13:14 AM) DaySleeper: you should go buy some blackface, then
(10:13:23 AM) Stupid Kayla: but i g2g get ready
(10:13:37 AM) DaySleeper: http://www.tremorsrockabilly.com/pictures/tf/images/blackface.jpg

(09:20:17 AM) DaySleeper: hey
(09:20:17 AM) DaySleeper: sup
(09:20:27 AM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin
(09:20:42 AM) DaySleeper: exciting!
(09:20:48 AM) Stupid Kayla: sure
(09:20:54 AM) Stupid Kayla: trying to find a new cell fone
(09:23:21 AM) Stupid Kayla: this sux i cant find anybody
(09:24:02 AM) DaySleeper: what happened to your razr
(09:24:06 AM) Stupid Kayla: broke
(09:24:13 AM) Stupid Kayla: and il die without a cell
(09:24:32 AM) DaySleeper: oh noes
(09:24:37 AM) DaySleeper: it is linked to your heart rate
(09:24:42 AM) DaySleeper: how’d it break?
(09:24:49 AM) Stupid Kayla: im trying to think of sumone that has an old one
(09:24:54 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc its a piece of shit fone
(09:25:06 AM) DaySleeper: well if it broke you should be able to send it back
(09:25:11 AM) DaySleeper: and be like “hey, my phone broke”
(09:25:18 AM) Stupid Kayla: no bc i didnt have insurance on it
(09:25:35 AM) Stupid Kayla: and they already said it had water damage
(09:25:50 AM) DaySleeper: but it has a warranty, does it not
(09:26:08 AM) Stupid Kayla: it did till it had water damage
(09:26:18 AM) Stupid Kayla: then that voilds the warranty
(09:26:34 AM) DaySleeper: were you washing it
(09:26:44 AM) Stupid Kayla: no iduno how it got water damage
(09:27:00 AM) Stupid Kayla: i took it n bc it was acting funny and they said it had water damage
(09:27:02 AM) Stupid Kayla: i duno
(09:27:12 AM) DaySleeper: hmm
(09:27:23 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc they say wen this lil sticker on the fone turns red that means water got into it
(09:27:30 AM) Stupid Kayla: and the sticker was red
(09:27:43 AM) Stupid Kayla: so yea i duno
(09:27:59 AM) Stupid Kayla: i can think of anyone that is home right nopw
(09:28:01 AM) DaySleeper: were you trying to make cell phone tea
(09:28:06 AM) Stupid Kayla: and i need to txt jaime
(09:28:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: no ur not funny
(09:28:15 AM) DaySleeper: you could call jaime on a regular phone
(09:28:29 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i couldnt bc we txt while im n class
(09:28:31 AM) DaySleeper: STARTLING REALISATIONS
(09:28:36 AM) DaySleeper: you might
(09:28:36 AM) DaySleeper: might
(09:28:43 AM) DaySleeper: have to skip texting jaime today
(09:28:46 AM) DaySleeper: D:
(09:28:51 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i cant!!
(09:28:54 AM) DaySleeper: why not
(09:28:55 AM) Stupid Kayla: thenb he’ll get worried
(09:29:00 AM) DaySleeper: is he carrying your baby
(09:29:03 AM) DaySleeper: well
(09:29:07 AM) Stupid Kayla: WHAT!!!
(09:29:07 AM) DaySleeper: does he know that your phone is busted
(09:29:11 AM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(09:29:13 AM) DaySleeper: ah
(09:29:16 AM) DaySleeper: what you could do
(09:29:19 AM) DaySleeper: is call his school
(09:29:20 AM) Stupid Kayla: iduno
(09:29:21 AM) DaySleeper: and have him paged
(09:29:31 AM) DaySleeper: and be like “jaime i am okay. my phone is just broken”
(09:29:34 AM) DaySleeper: and then he won’t worry
(09:29:39 AM) Stupid Kayla: hes going to school in oklahoma
(09:29:41 AM) DaySleeper: I thought your boyfriend was joe
(09:29:53 AM) Stupid Kayla: yea well that was b4
(09:29:53 AM) DaySleeper: does he know about your torrid love affair
(09:30:00 AM) Stupid Kayla: hes a fuckin ass
(09:30:22 AM) DaySleeper: what happened?
(09:30:40 AM) Stupid Kayla: and i called verizon cust. service and they said that the cheapest full retail price was 149
(09:30:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: and i dnt have that much
(09:30:49 AM) DaySleeper: hmmm
(09:31:05 AM) DaySleeper: you could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for $3 each
(09:31:13 AM) DaySleeper: or to 3 really fat chicks for $50 each
(09:31:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: WHAT

(09:31:16 AM) Stupid Kayla: HELL NO
(09:31:33 AM) DaySleeper: I am only trying to come up with options
(09:31:38 AM) Stupid Kayla: i duno
(09:31:40 AM) Stupid Kayla: but i g2g
(09:31:43 AM) Stupid Kayla: so il ttyl
(09:31:45 AM) DaySleeper: alrighty
(09:31:50 AM) DaySleeper: don’t use any dirty needles