stupid kayla

(04:22:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: mastaplayas34: I still have like 10 small shirts too so if you want to bring money in tomorrow I should have one for you—— yay im happy
(04:23:06 PM) DaySleeper: does the shirt say “Sucks Dick For Nickels?”
(04:23:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: no its the shirts batey and chris bennet use 2 make and they make new ones every year and theyre for the HS
(04:24:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: but theyre wood shirts bc we have this lil beaver thingy bc at bball games wen sumone sores we’re like gimmie some wood and then we stomp on the bleachers
(04:25:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: idk how 2 explain it
(04:25:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: theyre not as good as they have been in the past tho
(04:25:44 PM) DaySleeper: so wait
(04:25:52 PM) DaySleeper: your shirt has a beaver on it
(04:26:02 PM) DaySleeper: and your cheer is about giving you some wood

(04:18:12 PM) DaySleeper: So how long have you and Jaime been together
(04:18:14 PM) DaySleeper: what happened to Joe?
(04:18:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: 2weeks
(04:18:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(04:19:11 PM) DaySleeper: Wow
(04:19:25 PM) DaySleeper: and you’re already going to his dorm room
(04:19:29 PM) DaySleeper: fast mover
(04:19:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea y wouldnt i
(04:19:54 PM) DaySleeper: how many dates have you been on
(04:20:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have sex like 2 or 3 times a day
(04:20:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: we go out every night
(04:20:08 PM) DaySleeper: good grief
(04:20:11 PM) DaySleeper: you’re like rabbits
(04:20:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(04:20:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: no theres a thing called a condom
(04:20:41 PM) DaySleeper: that is basically the only thing separating us from the rabbits, yes
(04:20:52 PM) DaySleeper: our ability to form latex sets us apart
(04:21:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(04:21:59 PM) DaySleeper: also opposable thumbs
(04:22:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(04:22:31 PM) DaySleeper: although in some cases, the difference isn’t otherwise obvious

(03:51:36 PM) DaySleeper: guess what i’m doing this month
(03:51:40 PM) DaySleeper: i am writing a novel
(03:52:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: that would suck ass
(03:52:09 PM) DaySleeper: no see
(03:52:14 PM) DaySleeper: it would be perfect for you
(03:52:18 PM) DaySleeper: because you don’t have to read it
(03:52:20 PM) DaySleeper: you hate reading
(03:52:23 PM) DaySleeper: but do you hate writing as well
(03:52:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: and writing
(03:52:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: both
(03:52:39 PM) DaySleeper: what did the english language do to you?
(03:52:47 PM) DaySleeper: show us on the doll where the english language touched you
(03:52:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: gave me a c
(03:52:49 PM) DaySleeper: it’s okay to cry
(03:54:19 PM) DaySleeper: kayla are you there
(03:54:39 PM) DaySleeper: *sean connery voice* I thought I’d lost you, boy
(03:54:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:54:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: im confused
(03:55:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: doesnt take much thpo
(03:55:02 PM) DaySleeper: eveidently
(03:55:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:55:07 PM) DaySleeper: *evidently
(03:55:17 PM) DaySleeper: The first step to a solution is admitting that you have a problem
(03:55:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:55:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur mean
(03:55:36 PM) DaySleeper: extremely
(03:55:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt ever want to talk to u again!!!
(03:55:43 PM) DaySleeper: I weep about it, the long winter nights through
(03:55:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: all u do is make fun of me
(03:55:46 PM) DaySleeper: D:
(03:55:50 PM) DaySleeper: That’s not all I do
(03:55:55 PM) DaySleeper: sometimes I give you medical advice
(03:55:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: im kidding
(03:55:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: no u dnt
(03:56:02 PM) DaySleeper: sure I do
(03:56:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i dnt need medical advice
(03:56:09 PM) DaySleeper: “don’t go and walk on your busted knee”
(03:56:16 PM) DaySleeper: “don’t play basketball on your busted knee”
(03:56:21 PM) DaySleeper: “keep the brace on your busted knee”
(03:56:23 PM) DaySleeper: you know
(03:56:25 PM) DaySleeper: medical advice
(03:56:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: no not really
(03:57:17 PM) DaySleeper: yes yes y’all
(03:57:19 PM) DaySleeper: plus also
(03:57:20 PM) DaySleeper: um
(03:57:25 PM) DaySleeper: I send you links to stuff
(03:57:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea that i never have looked at
(03:57:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt need medical advice
(03:58:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: u guys make it like its a huge deal wen its not
(03:58:02 PM) DaySleeper: you mean
(03:58:03 PM) DaySleeper: you
(03:58:06 PM) DaySleeper: you never click my links
(03:58:12 PM) DaySleeper: that is so
(03:58:13 PM) DaySleeper: hurtful
(03:58:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: my computer is 2 gay
(03:58:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: it wnt let me
(03:58:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: i need to get a new one
(03:58:27 PM) DaySleeper: 2 gay for links
(03:58:32 PM) DaySleeper: what about sausage links
(03:58:36 PM) DaySleeper: is it too gay for sausage
(03:58:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:59:08 PM) DaySleeper: because that is pretty gay
(03:59:10 PM) DaySleeper: does it prance
(03:59:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:59:27 PM) DaySleeper: I am just asking
(03:59:35 PM) DaySleeper: please tell your computer not to be offended
(03:59:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok…
(03:59:53 PM) DaySleeper: Is it crying
(03:59:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(04:00:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: its a piece of shit
(04:00:38 PM) DaySleeper: you will hurt its feelings
(04:00:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt care
(04:00:45 PM) DaySleeper: didn’t you know that computers can sense when you hate htem
(04:00:46 PM) DaySleeper: them
(04:00:50 PM) DaySleeper: they’re like puppies
(04:00:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(04:00:57 PM) DaySleeper: except they poop less
(04:00:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: i want a puuy
(04:01:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: puppy*
(04:01:12 PM) DaySleeper: are you feeling a lack of poop in your life
(04:01:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(04:01:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: i seriously want a puppy tho
(04:01:57 PM) DaySleeper: would you take it for walks
(04:02:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: hell no
(04:02:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats wat the backyard is 4
(04:03:20 PM) DaySleeper: but then you have little puppy bombs everywhere
(04:03:26 PM) DaySleeper: and you can’t go out and roll in the grass
(04:03:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: no my dad will pick it up
(04:03:51 PM) DaySleeper: so what you are saying is
(04:03:56 PM) DaySleeper: you want all the benefits of having a puppy
(04:04:01 PM) DaySleeper: and none of the responsibilties
(04:04:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(04:04:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i want a puppy 2 play with my baby kitty
(04:04:26 PM) DaySleeper: WITH GREAT PUPPY POWER COMES GREAT PUPPY RESPONSIBILITY
(04:04:32 PM) DaySleeper: and by play with you mean eat
(04:04:37 PM) DaySleeper: HAMPF

(03:36:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(03:37:06 PM) DaySleeper: sup
(03:37:12 PM) DaySleeper: want to see a new picture of me
(03:37:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats ok
(03:37:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not in the greatest mood
(03:37:33 PM) DaySleeper: D:
(03:37:35 PM) DaySleeper: sorry to hear that
(03:37:36 PM) DaySleeper: why not?
(03:37:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: ppl r so freakin stupid
(03:37:45 PM) DaySleeper: if you decide that you want a giggle
(03:37:46 PM) DaySleeper: http://images.flyingstove.com/galleries/daysleeper%27sstuff/Fedora%20Question.jpg
(03:37:51 PM) DaySleeper: but whatever
(03:37:54 PM) DaySleeper: what’d they do?
(03:38:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: theyre just dickheads
(03:38:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: like the freakin doctors and my stupid brother
(03:38:23 PM) DaySleeper: what’d they say?
(03:38:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: watd who say
(03:38:41 PM) DaySleeper: the doctors
(03:38:43 PM) DaySleeper: your brother
(03:38:44 PM) DaySleeper: you know
(03:38:45 PM) DaySleeper: those people
(03:38:51 PM) DaySleeper: the people you were just complaining about
(03:39:01 PM) DaySleeper: not two minutes ago
(03:39:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: the doctors r like yea we hve to do anotehr surgery bc we didnt fix ur knee right all the way bc we’re a bunch of freakin idiots and dnt kno wat we’re doing
(03:39:47 PM) DaySleeper: mmm
(03:39:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my bro is jus bitchin at me sayin its my fault bc ive been walkin on it
(03:39:56 PM) DaySleeper: did it perhaps have to do with you not locking your knee brace
(03:39:58 PM) DaySleeper: well
(03:40:01 PM) DaySleeper: your brother is kind of
(03:40:02 PM) DaySleeper: you know
(03:40:03 PM) DaySleeper: right
(03:40:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my freakin bf is at the y right now shooting hoops
(03:40:28 PM) DaySleeper: you should shoot him
(03:40:36 PM) DaySleeper: for being so insensitvie
(03:40:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: that would b mean
(03:40:40 PM) DaySleeper: *insensitive
(03:40:52 PM) DaySleeper: but it’s like he’s rubbing it in your face
(03:40:57 PM) DaySleeper: he’s like HAHAHA I CAN WALK AND YOU CAN’T
(03:41:03 PM) DaySleeper: everybody who can walk is mocking you
(03:41:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: no ive been gone all day
(03:41:15 PM) DaySleeper: no, I don’t mean literally
(03:41:17 PM) DaySleeper: just by doing it
(03:41:20 PM) DaySleeper: they are mocking your pain
(03:41:24 PM) DaySleeper: are you going to sit there and take it
(03:41:35 PM) DaySleeper: or are you going to take up your crutches and hit every walking person in the crotch
(03:41:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not on crutches right now
(03:42:10 PM) DaySleeper: you may have to run them down with your powered wheelchair, then
(03:42:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not in a wheelchair
(03:42:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: im normal
(03:42:38 PM) DaySleeper: do you at least limp
(03:42:44 PM) DaySleeper: could you kick them with your gimpy leg
(03:42:54 PM) DaySleeper: you must find some way to strike back at your oppressors
(03:42:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: ugh! u and jaime always makes fun ome
(03:43:00 PM) DaySleeper: some hilariously ironic way
(03:43:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: of me*
(03:43:07 PM) DaySleeper: like a basketball cannon
(03:43:12 PM) DaySleeper: or better yet
(03:43:25 PM) DaySleeper: can you find some way to shoot people with patellas
(03:43:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat!!
(03:43:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: how did this get started anyways
(03:44:05 PM) DaySleeper: well, you IM’d me just over a year ago
(03:44:08 PM) DaySleeper: and it’s sort of gone from there
(03:44:14 PM) DaySleeper: oh you mean how did this get started just now
(03:44:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: no makin fun of me in this conversation
(03:44:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: wow! weve known each other for over a year?
(03:45:26 PM) DaySleeper: yep
(03:45:30 PM) DaySleeper: it seems like just yesterday
(03:45:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats weird
(03:45:38 PM) DaySleeper: as for making fun of you
(03:45:41 PM) DaySleeper: it just sort of happens
(03:45:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:45:49 PM) DaySleeper: something just naturally starts it
(03:45:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: everybody makes fun of me
(03:45:52 PM) DaySleeper: it’s a little like peeing
(03:45:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:46:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:46:02 PM) DaySleeper: you know how sometimes
(03:46:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:46:03 PM) DaySleeper: you have a fart
(03:46:08 PM) DaySleeper: and then after that fart happens
(03:46:11 PM) DaySleeper: you can’t help but pee
(03:46:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i dnt do that
(03:46:20 PM) DaySleeper: it’s sort of the fart of no return
(03:46:24 PM) DaySleeper: KAYLA YOU ARE MY FART
(03:46:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur weird
(03:46:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:46:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: arent u married?
(03:46:47 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(03:46:51 PM) DaySleeper: is that going to come between us
(03:46:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:46:59 PM) DaySleeper: being my fart and all
(03:47:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: maybe
(03:47:36 PM) DaySleeper: are you propositioning me, again
(03:47:41 PM) DaySleeper: i thought we had talked about this
(03:47:47 PM) DaySleeper: and how it shouldn’t be
(03:47:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:47:52 PM) DaySleeper: STAR CROSSED FLATULATORS

(05:26:49 PM) DaySleeper: just a quick question: you’re 21, right?
(05:27:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: 20 in october
(05:27:17 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(05:27:20 PM) DaySleeper: just curious
(05:27:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok
(05:27:33 PM) DaySleeper: see you
(05:27:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: i wish then i could legaly drink
(05:27:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: cya
(05:27:54 PM) DaySleeper: I don’t think the world is ready for drunken kayla
(05:28:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea they r
(05:28:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i dnt get drunk

(05:12:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hate transfering all my numbers tho
(05:12:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: that sux and takes forever
(05:14:01 PM) DaySleeper: yeah
(05:14:04 PM) DaySleeper: i imagine so
(05:14:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: i just had to do it like 4 days ago 2
(05:15:09 PM) DaySleeper: Did you do well in English in high school?
(05:15:23 PM) DaySleeper: (just curious)
(05:15:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea 3 1/2 yrs
(05:16:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: i just got this fone like 4days ago so il only have this one for a week and i had my other one for a month
(05:16:54 PM) DaySleeper: You have bad luck with phones. I would have given up by now.
(05:17:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i just keep wanting to get better ones
(05:17:43 PM) DaySleeper: You’re very proud to be an american, aren’t you?
(05:17:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: y
(05:18:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt get it
(05:18:46 PM) DaySleeper: Never mind
(05:18:53 PM) DaySleeper: I’m just being cynical
(05:19:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: no tell me
(05:19:31 PM) DaySleeper: The impression I get of Western society and American society in particular is that we are always interested in getting more
(05:19:36 PM) DaySleeper: Getting the newest gadget
(05:19:41 PM) DaySleeper: The fastest car, etc. etc.
(05:19:51 PM) DaySleeper: we throw away what we have which is good enough
(05:19:59 PM) DaySleeper: in the interest of getting just that little bit more
(05:20:06 PM) DaySleeper: regardless of whether or not we actually need it
(05:20:09 PM) DaySleeper: Your thoughts?
(05:20:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: no my bro is gettin this fone and my other bro is gettin his old one which was my old one
(05:21:09 PM) DaySleeper: but do they need phones? wouldn’t they be just as well off without them?
(05:21:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: no they need em so i can keep track of them
(05:21:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc i loose them all the time
(05:21:45 PM) DaySleeper: What do you think of the role of technology as a means of separating people?
(05:21:59 PM) DaySleeper: For example, if you didn’t have the phones, you’d have to keep closer watch on them, right?
(05:22:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(05:22:19 PM) DaySleeper: So really, the presence of more and better technology is putting up barriers between you and your brothers
(05:22:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt keep an eye on them at all
(05:22:49 PM) DaySleeper: You don’t need to talk to them face to face so you don’t get around to it
(05:22:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: i go off and do my things all day and they do the same i just tell em to be home by 3
(05:23:00 PM) DaySleeper: and then everybody winds up with just a little less human contact
(05:23:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hate by bros ok
(05:23:31 PM) DaySleeper: Yes, I can tell that.
(05:23:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: i want to c them as less as possible
(05:23:46 PM) DaySleeper: Replacing their sister-figure with cold and heartless cellular technology.
(05:23:47 PM) DaySleeper: It’s a shame.
(05:24:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hate my bros
(05:24:26 PM) DaySleeper: But, as the poet said, bros before hos.
(05:24:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: no bros r hoes
(05:24:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(05:25:05 PM) DaySleeper: Anyway, I’m out for the evenign
(05:25:08 PM) DaySleeper: see you later
(05:25:12 PM) DaySleeper: you’ve been most diverting
(05:25:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: k
(05:25:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: i want a new fone
(05:25:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok got a prob with that
(05:25:44 PM) DaySleeper: Only in the sense that I am saddened by the effect it will have on your family.

(05:01:45 PM) DaySleeper: http://www.myspace.com/bballchic_30
(05:01:48 PM) DaySleeper: is that you?
(05:03:51 PM) DaySleeper: doot doot doot
(05:04:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt think so

(03:13:23 PM) DaySleeper: did you get it ordered?
(03:14:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: not yet bc my computer is being gay
(03:15:18 PM) DaySleeper: k
(03:41:18 PM) DaySleeper: how about now
(03:42:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: no it wnt let me for sum reason
(03:42:12 PM) DaySleeper: hmmm
(03:42:20 PM) DaySleeper: have you tried shutting down and restarting
(03:43:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: no it wnt add it 2 the cart
(03:43:58 PM) DaySleeper: hmm
(03:44:05 PM) DaySleeper: maybe the cart’s closed
(03:44:08 PM) DaySleeper: due to diabeetus
(03:44:10 PM) DaySleeper: or aids
(03:45:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf

(02:29:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: mu grandma freakin scratched my fone im freakin pissed
(02:29:48 PM) DaySleeper: i bet she did it on purpose
(02:34:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: no she didnt i think im guna order a pink razor
(02:34:45 PM) DaySleeper: to cut yourself?
(02:36:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: no the fone
(02:36:19 PM) DaySleeper: to cut the phone?
(02:36:25 PM) DaySleeper: KAYLA YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE
(02:36:27 PM) DaySleeper: ARE YOU ALRIGHT
(02:36:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: a moterola pink razor
(02:36:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: its a type of fone
(02:36:48 PM) DaySleeper: oh
(02:36:49 PM) DaySleeper: the razr
(02:37:06 PM) DaySleeper: what if it gets scratched
(02:37:07 PM) DaySleeper: you know
(02:37:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: no its the razor is still how its spelled
(02:37:13 PM) DaySleeper: …
(02:37:14 PM) DaySleeper: no
(02:37:15 PM) DaySleeper: it’s not
(02:37:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: in the US it is
(02:38:07 PM) DaySleeper: http://direct.motorola.com/ENS/web_producthome.asp?Country=USA&language=ENS&productid=30334
(02:38:08 PM) DaySleeper: no
(02:38:10 PM) DaySleeper: it’s not
(02:39:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: well im on the verizon website and its says the razor
(02:40:25 PM) DaySleeper: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=2405
(02:40:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: im on it bc im ordering it right now

(03:49:06 PM)Stupid Kayla: yay i get to go tanning today and get nice and warm
(03:49:18 PM) DaySleeper: nice
(03:49:20 PM) DaySleeper: don’t get cancer
(03:49:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: its in the tanning bed stupid
(03:49:46 PM) DaySleeper: you uh
(03:49:50 PM) DaySleeper: can still get cancer from that
(03:49:59 PM) DaySleeper: no foolin’
(03:50:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea i kno but id rather b tan than be pale white
(03:50:16 PM) DaySleeper: so wait
(03:50:23 PM) DaySleeper: you’d rather increase your chances of cancer
(03:50:28 PM) DaySleeper: just so you don’t look pale
(03:50:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(03:50:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: im a gurl
(03:50:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: duh
(03:50:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: i go tanning every winter