stupid kayla

(03:47:43 PM) DaySleeper: i make you pretty mad, don’t i?
(03:48:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: sumtimes
(03:48:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(03:48:55 PM) DaySleeper: anger leads to hate
(03:49:01 PM) DaySleeper: hate leads to suffering
(03:49:21 PM) DaySleeper: suffering leads to the dark side
(03:49:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok..
(03:49:58 PM) DaySleeper: JOIN ME AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON
(03:50:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf

(03:39:14 PM) DaySleeper: What are you doing over thanksgiving?
(03:39:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: shopping
(03:40:06 PM) DaySleeper: for what
(03:40:10 PM) DaySleeper: are you going to get a Wii
(03:40:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: clothes
(03:40:23 PM) DaySleeper: and a Wii
(03:40:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(03:40:30 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(03:40:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(03:40:33 PM) DaySleeper: it was an order
(03:40:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(03:40:41 PM) DaySleeper: DO NOT DARE DEFY ME
(03:40:46 PM) DaySleeper: I SHALL CUT YOU DOWN WHERE YOU STAND
(03:40:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:40:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have to go shopping on the day after thanksgiving
(03:41:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: duh
(03:41:19 PM) DaySleeper: okay well if not a Wii
(03:41:23 PM) DaySleeper: then a PS3
(03:41:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: or not
(03:41:33 PM) DaySleeper: look
(03:41:38 PM) DaySleeper: i am being more than generous
(03:41:43 PM) DaySleeper: i am giving you two options
(03:41:48 PM) DaySleeper: you can get a wii or a ps3
(03:41:58 PM) DaySleeper: those are your choices from which to choose
(03:42:06 PM) DaySleeper: THERE IS NO THIRD ROUTE
(03:42:10 PM) DaySleeper: you are at a fork in the road
(03:42:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: its not ur money now is it
(03:43:14 PM) DaySleeper: It is however my order
(03:43:18 PM) DaySleeper: irregardless
(03:43:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(03:43:43 PM) DaySleeper: kayla do you know the definition of ‘irregardless’
(03:43:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea i just dnt kno how 2 put it int o words
(03:44:05 PM) DaySleeper: try
(03:44:06 PM) DaySleeper: for me
(03:44:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: no matter wat
(03:44:24 PM) DaySleeper: sadly, no
(03:44:27 PM) DaySleeper: irregardless is not a word
(03:44:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: kinda of
(03:44:38 PM) DaySleeper: no you misunderstand
(03:44:44 PM) DaySleeper: irregardless is not a word at all
(03:44:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: i thought u said regardless
(03:44:49 PM) DaySleeper: it is a non-word
(03:45:04 PM) DaySleeper: does your computer do text to speech or something
(03:45:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: u tricked me
(03:45:07 PM) DaySleeper: it’s written right there
(03:45:14 PM) DaySleeper: you can scroll up and read it again if you like
(03:45:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: well i just glanced at it
(03:45:31 PM) DaySleeper: score one for comprehension
(03:45:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up

(03:25:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: its raining harder now
(03:25:54 PM) DaySleeper: is it raining
(03:25:55 PM) DaySleeper: men
(03:27:46 PM) DaySleeper: ?
(03:28:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:28:27 PM) DaySleeper: is it raining men (hallelujah)?
(03:28:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok then
(03:29:10 PM) DaySleeper: so am i given to understand that the answer to my query is negatory, good buddy?

(03:35:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: im eating gummy worms
(03:35:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:36:06 PM) DaySleeper: you need to check to make sure that none of them are real worms
(03:36:10 PM) DaySleeper: or tape worms
(03:37:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: theyre gummy
(03:37:12 PM) DaySleeper: you’re gummy
(03:37:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok..
(03:37:32 PM) DaySleeper: the correct response is “your mom is gummy”
(03:37:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:37:41 PM) DaySleeper: to which i would reply “your face is gummy”
(03:37:45 PM) DaySleeper: and then would say OH SNAPS
(03:37:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok..
(03:37:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: i say that all the time
(03:38:15 PM) ***DaySleeper marks it off his list of things to say again, ever
(03:38:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:38:47 PM) DaySleeper: what what
(03:38:50 PM) DaySleeper: i didn’t say anything
(03:38:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok

(03:05:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: i still have my baby
(03:05:37 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(03:05:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:05:49 PM) DaySleeper: just ‘ah
(03:05:50 PM) DaySleeper: ‘
(03:06:04 PM) DaySleeper: it’s a sound that indicates that i have heard and understood what you said and have no further comment
(03:06:05 PM) DaySleeper: so
(03:06:06 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(03:06:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok im happy
(03:06:31 PM) DaySleeper: k
(03:06:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(03:07:20 PM) DaySleeper: did you see a doctor
(03:07:34 PM) DaySleeper: a real, people doctor with an MD after his or her name, i mean
(03:07:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: jaime
(03:08:00 PM) DaySleeper: so, no
(03:08:04 PM) DaySleeper: is what you are saying
(03:08:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea he has an MD
(03:08:17 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:08:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: he graduated med school
(03:08:56 PM) DaySleeper: and yet he didn’t know how to tell if you had miscarried
(03:09:07 PM) DaySleeper: what does your brother do
(03:09:11 PM) DaySleeper: is he in med school
(03:09:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: no he wasnt with us
(03:09:51 PM) DaySleeper: his name is Zach, right
(03:10:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: who my bro
(03:10:03 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(03:10:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(03:10:14 PM) DaySleeper: your complex web of lies is unravelling
(03:10:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:10:26 PM) DaySleeper: yesterday while you were in the car on the way to the hospital he messaged me
(03:10:34 PM) DaySleeper: and asked how to tell if you were miscarrying
(03:10:47 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:10:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok…
(03:10:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: y
(03:11:05 PM) DaySleeper: i am nigh incoherent with rage
(03:11:15 PM) DaySleeper: you are being deliberately and wilfully obtuse
(03:11:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: stop using big words
(03:11:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: i went to freakin midwest central
(03:11:45 PM) DaySleeper: yes and they should have held you back
(03:11:49 PM) DaySleeper: for about 15 more years
(03:11:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat!!!!!!
(03:11:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: no theyre stupid
(03:12:07 PM) DaySleeper: you are only as good as the one who instructed you
(03:12:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:12:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: i made it 2 duke
(03:12:20 PM) DaySleeper: no
(03:12:21 PM) DaySleeper: you
(03:12:22 PM) DaySleeper: didn’t
(03:12:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: that must tell u sumthin
(03:12:30 PM) DaySleeper: duke does not have a hairstyling programme
(03:12:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: ah yea i did
(03:12:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: well im going for business 2
(03:12:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: ha
(03:12:44 PM) DaySleeper: you are not now nor have you ever been a member of their varsity basketball team
(03:13:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: i was my freshman year
(03:13:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: b4 i got hurt
(03:13:11 PM) DaySleeper: I am highly doubtful at this point that you are even named kayla
(03:15:05 PM) DaySleeper: your dubious reign of illegitimacy is at an end
(03:15:16 PM) DaySleeper: it is time to make an ending of this farce
(03:17:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf

(02:06:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(02:06:19 PM) DaySleeper: sup
(02:06:22 PM) DaySleeper: how are you feeling
(02:06:23 PM) DaySleeper: what is new
(02:06:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(02:06:35 PM) DaySleeper: i can see that this is bound for success
(02:06:40 PM) DaySleeper: are you on a computer or on a phone
(02:13:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: fone but my batt is almost dead bc i didnt charge it last nite
(02:13:59 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(02:14:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: but i dnt get out of class til 118
(02:15:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: and then i wnt get hme til another ten mins or so
(02:20:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: holy crap its masty outside
(02:22:28 PM) DaySleeper: you know what’s gross
(02:22:33 PM) DaySleeper: R. Kelly pees on people
(02:22:35 PM) DaySleeper: that is gross
(02:22:43 PM) DaySleeper: I assume that by ‘masty’ you mean ‘nasty’
(02:22:45 PM) DaySleeper: and I will agree to that
(02:23:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: its all rainy
(02:26:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: wats gross
(02:33:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey i jus got hme so im guna get on the computer
(02:39:04 PM) DaySleeper: k
(02:39:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: k im on the computer now
(02:42:00 PM) DaySleeper: stylish
(02:42:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: sure
(02:42:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(02:42:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: its easier this way
(02:42:20 PM) DaySleeper: totally
(02:42:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: u kno how hard it is driving and textin at the same time
(02:42:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: while its all nasty and rainy outside
(02:43:56 PM) DaySleeper: wait wait
(02:43:58 PM) DaySleeper: you were driving
(02:44:01 PM) DaySleeper: and texting
(02:44:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(02:44:02 PM) DaySleeper: both
(02:44:04 PM) DaySleeper: at once
(02:44:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: i do it all the time
(02:44:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: not wen its rainy tho
(02:45:05 PM) DaySleeper: that is possibly the most dangerously irresponsible thing I’ve heard of so far tooday
(02:45:06 PM) DaySleeper: *today
(02:45:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: i kno alot of ppl that do it
(02:45:59 PM) DaySleeper: do you think you can manage the dichotomy of splitting your attention between the two tasks enough to preclude the possibility of vehicular manslaughter?
(02:46:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea wen ur out in the middle of no where on country roads theres really nuttin
(02:46:45 PM) DaySleeper: Or do you feel that you are exposing yourself to undue risk
(02:46:52 PM) DaySleeper: Suppose a cow wandered out into the road
(02:47:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(02:47:05 PM) DaySleeper: would your reflexes be sufficiently alacritous to elude it
(02:47:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: theres no cows around either
(02:47:15 PM) DaySleeper: Perhaps there are
(02:47:21 PM) DaySleeper: Have you seen the movie 50 First Dates
(02:47:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: there aint trust me
(02:47:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(02:47:29 PM) DaySleeper: You should
(02:47:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: i wanted 2
(02:47:37 PM) DaySleeper: I think you have a whole lot in common with the female lead
(02:47:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: but joe didnt
(02:47:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat!!!!!!
(02:47:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats mean
(02:47:49 PM) DaySleeper: How do you know
(02:47:52 PM) DaySleeper: You haven’t seen it
(02:47:59 PM) DaySleeper: perhaps I am just comparing you to Drew Barrymore

(03:20:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: her heart just stopped again
(03:20:16 PM) DaySleeper: nah
(03:21:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: what the hell is your problem
(03:21:33 PM) DaySleeper: nah
(03:22:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: we are rushing her to the hospital
(03:22:12 PM) DaySleeper: nah
(03:22:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: i think shes going to loose the baby
(03:23:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: and maybe her too
(03:23:16 PM) DaySleeper: nah
(03:23:22 PM) DaySleeper: once again
(03:23:24 PM) DaySleeper: i am amazed
(03:23:26 PM) DaySleeper: that you talk to me
(03:23:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: what is your problem
(03:24:10 PM) DaySleeper: i am just wondering that about you
(03:24:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: do you want her to die
(03:24:21 PM) DaySleeper: nah
(03:24:28 PM) DaySleeper: but i would think you would be talking to her
(03:24:35 PM) DaySleeper: or waiting at the door for the ambulance
(03:24:43 PM) DaySleeper: or otherwise not talking to somebody on the computer
(03:24:44 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:25:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey do you know how to tell if she lost the baby bc i think she did
(03:26:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: we are in the car
(03:26:57 PM) DaySleeper: ..
(03:26:57 PM) DaySleeper: .
(03:27:11 PM) DaySleeper: if she is bleeding copiously from her baby hole then she has probably lost it
(03:27:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: how do you tell if you lost a bay
(03:27:44 PM) DaySleeper: CHECK HER COOTER, SCOOTER
(03:28:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: how do you freakin tell if you freakin lost a baby
(03:29:01 PM) DaySleeper: check in between the couch cushions
(03:29:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: huh?
(03:30:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: will you please. i need to know
(03:30:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: i think she lost it
(03:30:53 PM) DaySleeper: wait is this jaime or is this her brother
(03:31:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: tell me please
(03:32:04 PM) DaySleeper: ANSWER MY QUESTION, FUCKER
(03:33:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: brother. jaimes driving
(03:33:28 PM) DaySleeper: okay and you are in med school
(03:33:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: check for what
(03:33:41 PM) DaySleeper: ARE YOU IN MED SCHOOL
(03:33:43 PM) DaySleeper: OR IS JAIME
(03:33:48 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:34:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: none of us
(03:34:50 PM) DaySleeper: okay
(03:34:54 PM) DaySleeper: she should really give up lying then
(03:35:03 PM) DaySleeper: she said that Jaime was in med school
(03:35:09 PM) DaySleeper: and would be starting his residency next year
(03:35:10 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:35:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: that was joe
(03:35:16 PM) DaySleeper: a little honesty pls
(03:35:28 PM) DaySleeper: she said that her current boyfriend
(03:35:33 PM) DaySleeper: the father of her child
(03:35:39 PM) DaySleeper: had a secure job all lined up
(03:35:44 PM) DaySleeper: which is blatantly fals
(03:35:45 PM) DaySleeper: *false
(03:35:49 PM) DaySleeper: also how are you still talking to me
(03:35:52 PM) DaySleeper: you are ‘in the car’
(03:36:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dont know what he does
(03:36:37 PM) DaySleeper: how old is kayla actually
(03:36:41 PM) DaySleeper: let’s have some truth here
(03:36:43 PM) DaySleeper: for a switch
(03:37:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: jaime is the dad
(03:37:31 PM) DaySleeper: you are avoiding my questions
(03:37:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: but i dont know what he does
(03:37:40 PM) DaySleeper: question 1: how old is kayal
(03:37:41 PM) DaySleeper: *kayla
(03:37:51 PM) DaySleeper: question 2: how are you still talking to me while you are driving
(03:38:00 PM) DaySleeper: question 3: what is the average wingspeed of an unladen swallow

(11:25:57 AM) Stupid Kayla: hey u
(11:26:27 AM) DaySleeper: hello
(11:27:32 AM) Stupid Kayla: hey u
(11:27:49 AM) DaySleeper: hello
(11:27:51 AM) DaySleeper: GOOD DAY
(11:27:53 AM) DaySleeper: HELLO YES
(11:27:57 AM) DaySleeper: TOMMY CAN YOU HEAR ME
(11:29:04 AM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(11:29:31 AM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(11:29:35 AM) Stupid Kayla: u r so goofey
(11:29:59 AM) DaySleeper: and you are slooooooow
(11:30:04 AM) DaySleeper: slow kayla is sloooooooow
(11:30:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: no its my computer not me
(11:30:27 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc it has so much crap on it
(11:30:34 AM) DaySleeper: you poop on your computer
(11:30:42 AM) DaySleeper: that is disgusting
(11:30:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur not funny
(11:30:49 AM) DaySleeper: iBrown
(11:31:03 AM) DaySleeper: not a laptop more a lap bottom
(11:31:07 AM) DaySleeper: iButt
(11:31:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: ok it has 2 much stuff on it that i dnt need
(11:31:19 AM) DaySleeper: like all the poop
(11:31:29 AM) DaySleeper: you can’t cool your ramz sufficiently when they are coated in feces
(11:31:31 AM) Stupid Kayla: ugh!
(11:31:35 AM) Stupid Kayla: NO!!!!
(11:31:48 AM) DaySleeper: I mean, i’ve heard of water cooling
(11:31:52 AM) DaySleeper: and that seems pretty reasonable
(11:31:58 AM) DaySleeper: but this is just… wrong
(11:32:02 AM) Stupid Kayla: wat r u talkin bout?!?!?!
(11:32:15 AM) DaySleeper: i hope your computer doesn’t catch some horrible disease
(11:32:22 AM) DaySleeper: have you run a virus scan recently
(11:32:34 AM) DaySleeper: because human waste is a major carrier of disease
(11:32:46 AM) DaySleeper: granted it probably would be more bacterial than viral
(11:32:51 AM) DaySleeper: but it wouldn’t hurt to check it out
(11:32:51 AM) Stupid Kayla: ugh
(11:33:19 AM) Stupid Kayla: how old r u and ur actin like this
(11:33:26 AM) DaySleeper: old enough

(04:16:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea i have a job
(04:16:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: he starts workin at the hospital in jan
(04:16:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: so we’ll be perfectly fine
(04:17:30 PM) DaySleeper: no
(04:17:33 PM) DaySleeper: you
(04:17:34 PM) DaySleeper: won’t
(04:17:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: how do u kno
(04:17:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: i pretty much raised my brothers
(04:18:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: i deff. kno how to take care of a kid
(04:18:10 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(04:18:15 PM) DaySleeper: but do you know how to have a relationship
(04:18:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(04:18:35 PM) DaySleeper: because so far you’ve dated joe and he was abusive at least verbally and emotionally
(04:18:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: but this guy is different
(04:19:02 PM) DaySleeper: HOW DO YOU KNOW
(04:19:09 PM) DaySleeper: YOU’VE KNOWN HIM FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS
(04:19:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc i do
(04:19:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: il brb u have to go pick my bro up
(04:19:25 PM) DaySleeper: good by
(04:19:27 PM) DaySleeper: *bye
(04:19:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: y r u so mad
(04:19:37 PM) DaySleeper: because you are so stupid
(04:19:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: y does it matter to u
(04:19:47 PM) DaySleeper: i don’t really care what you personally do
(04:20:04 PM) DaySleeper: but when you are bringing in a baby
(04:20:32 PM) DaySleeper: your irresponsible actions and evident lack of common sense of any kind whatsoever make me extremely apprehensive about how this child will develop
(04:20:56 PM) DaySleeper: I think you are being 100% irresponsible and I wish there were some kind of practical examination required to become a parent rather than just the physical
(04:21:08 PM) DaySleeper: because RABBITS can complete the physical.
(04:21:38 PM) DaySleeper: you stupid, stupid girl

(03:51:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: i think my bros got me sick
(03:55:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my freakin cat is layin on my sholder
(03:55:57 PM) DaySleeper: hah
(03:56:04 PM) DaySleeper: your life is a series of unending difficulty
(03:56:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:56:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: shes layin there purring
(03:56:25 PM) DaySleeper: what a jerk
(03:56:32 PM) DaySleeper: you should put her in the blender
(03:56:34 PM) DaySleeper: teach her a lesson
(03:56:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats mean!!!
(03:56:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: i love my baby
(03:56:53 PM) DaySleeper: wait you have a baby too
(03:57:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: my kittne
(03:57:04 PM) DaySleeper: oh
(03:57:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: kittne*
(03:57:09 PM) DaySleeper: so perfectly blender sized
(03:57:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: kitten*
(03:57:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat!!!!
(03:57:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: i do have a baby 2 tho
(03:57:29 PM) DaySleeper: uh oh
(03:57:32 PM) DaySleeper: procreation
(03:57:36 PM) DaySleeper: frightening
(03:57:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat?!?!?!
(03:57:44 PM) DaySleeper: who’s the father?
(03:57:48 PM) DaySleeper: ?!?!?
(03:57:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: jaime
(03:58:05 PM) DaySleeper: wow
(03:58:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat?
(03:58:20 PM) DaySleeper: oh i see
(03:58:22 PM) DaySleeper: jaime is your baby
(03:58:23 PM) DaySleeper: not
(03:58:27 PM) DaySleeper: the baby is jaime’s
(03:58:29 PM) DaySleeper: yikes
(03:58:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(03:58:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: the baby is in my tummy
(03:58:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:58:41 PM) DaySleeper: oh ok
(03:58:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(03:58:54 PM) DaySleeper: wow
(03:58:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: but jaime made it
(03:58:59 PM) DaySleeper: you’ve been dating for like 2 weeks
(03:59:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:59:04 PM) DaySleeper: that is stunning
(03:59:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok… how
(03:59:29 PM) DaySleeper: you know a guy for two weeks
(03:59:34 PM) DaySleeper: and now you’re kind of stuck with him
(03:59:36 PM) DaySleeper: gj
(03:59:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats a good thing
(03:59:44 PM) DaySleeper: yeah
(03:59:54 PM) DaySleeper: building a lifelong relationship on 2 weeks of knowing somebody
(03:59:57 PM) DaySleeper: destined for success
(04:00:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(04:00:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: we’re gettin married next month in huston
(04:00:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: houston*
(04:00:40 PM) DaySleeper: will your dad be carrying his shotgun
(04:00:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(04:00:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: if it was joe maybe
(04:00:58 PM) DaySleeper: so you’re not worried about him taking off
(04:01:02 PM) DaySleeper: that is encouraging
(04:01:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(04:01:11 PM) DaySleeper: does jaime have a job or anything
(04:01:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: he treats me alot better than joe ever did
(04:01:17 PM) DaySleeper: will he be able to support you
(04:01:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: not at the moment but his parents r freakin rich and he gets a ton of money from them every week
(04:02:02 PM) DaySleeper: oh well that’s important
(04:02:09 PM) DaySleeper: very good husband material that
(04:02:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: better than joe
(04:02:31 PM) DaySleeper: that is like saying that dry mud is better than wet mud
(04:02:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: that kids just a lil fag
(04:02:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: no he treated me like crap
(04:02:50 PM) DaySleeper: and yet you dated him for like a couple years, did he not
(04:02:55 PM) DaySleeper: *did you not
(04:02:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats y my parents hated him so much
(04:03:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea dnt kno wat i was thinkin
(04:03:18 PM) DaySleeper: so let me get this straight
(04:03:23 PM) DaySleeper: you date joe for like 3 years
(04:03:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(04:03:29 PM) DaySleeper: you finally realise that he’s a jerk
(04:03:34 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(04:03:39 PM) DaySleeper: so you dump him and hook up with jaime
(04:03:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(04:03:50 PM) DaySleeper: and 6 weeks later you’re going to get married?
(04:03:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(04:04:04 PM) DaySleeper: a whirlwind romance
(04:04:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(04:05:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: hes better at having sex
(04:06:23 PM) DaySleeper: do you think that maybe you think jaime is great because you are on the rebound
(04:06:29 PM) DaySleeper: did you think that joe was great for the first two weeks
(04:06:35 PM) DaySleeper: i urge you to consider this carefully
(04:06:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: jaime treats me better than wen joe first met me
(04:06:55 PM) DaySleeper: okay
(04:07:16 PM) DaySleeper: but how can you make a lifelong commitment to somebody when you’ve only known him for two weeks
(04:07:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: easy
(04:07:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have his kid
(04:07:46 PM) DaySleeper: you are probably better off being a single mother than living with somebody who is very possibly abusive.
(04:08:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: no we planned on having the kid
(04:08:01 PM) DaySleeper: just because he hasn’t hit you yet doesn’t mean he never will
(04:08:04 PM) DaySleeper: okay
(04:08:09 PM) DaySleeper: this is just so much bullshit
(04:08:17 PM) DaySleeper: i’m pretty sure you’re handicapped in some way
(04:08:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: WAT!!!!
(04:08:33 PM) DaySleeper: you are 20 years old
(04:08:35 PM) DaySleeper: or 21
(04:08:41 PM) DaySleeper: you have no real job
(04:08:44 PM) DaySleeper: your boyfriend has no job
(04:08:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea im a hair stylist
(04:08:55 PM) DaySleeper: he is in fact still in school
(04:09:02 PM) DaySleeper: i reiterate
(04:09:04 PM) DaySleeper: no
(04:09:06 PM) DaySleeper: real
(04:09:06 PM) DaySleeper: job
(04:09:18 PM) DaySleeper: he lives in the dorm
(04:09:24 PM) DaySleeper: you live i don’t even know where
(04:09:40 PM) DaySleeper: there is an annual household income of what, $25,000?
(04:09:48 PM) DaySleeper: and you tell me you PLANNED
(04:09:51 PM) DaySleeper: to bring a child into this
(04:09:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: we got a house
(04:10:00 PM) DaySleeper: how will you pay the bills
(04:10:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have a job
(04:10:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: his parents r freakin rich
(04:10:39 PM) DaySleeper: how much do you make in a year
(04:10:43 PM) DaySleeper: more or less
(04:10:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: 15000
(04:11:01 PM) DaySleeper: and you have a house
(04:11:05 PM) DaySleeper: is the house 100% paid for
(04:11:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea his parents have a lil house behind them
(04:11:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: and it like super pretty
(04:11:33 PM) DaySleeper: is someobdy else going to cover all of your bills in perpetuity
(04:11:41 PM) DaySleeper: like his tuition bills
(04:11:47 PM) DaySleeper: and i don’t know baby food and stuff
(04:11:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: the only bills we’ll have r cell phone bills
(04:12:01 PM) DaySleeper: you
(04:12:02 PM) DaySleeper: are
(04:12:06 PM) DaySleeper: unbelievable
(04:12:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(04:12:24 PM) DaySleeper: i don’t even know if i can talk to you any more
(04:12:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: trust me we have it all taken care of
(04:12:43 PM) DaySleeper: i’m sure you do
(04:12:47 PM) DaySleeper: until one of you gets sick
(04:13:11 PM) DaySleeper: or his parents decide that, hey maybe it would be nice if we didn’t just shovel money at our deadbeat son and his wife with a power shoveller
(04:13:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: no they have more money than they know wat to do with
(04:13:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: so do my parents
(04:13:49 PM) DaySleeper: so you are very generously giving them a way to spend it
(04:14:03 PM) DaySleeper: You are what is wrong with America
(04:14:10 PM) DaySleeper: I am too angry to talk to you any further
(04:14:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: no hes gettin a job
(04:14:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: this is his last semester of college
(04:14:44 PM) DaySleeper: far, far too angry
(04:14:50 PM) DaySleeper: I would even say incensed
(04:15:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: he starts his residency in jan
(04:15:21 PM) DaySleeper: Incensed might not be strong enough
(04:15:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: y would u b mad
(04:15:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: just bc im having a baby
(04:15:59 PM) DaySleeper: I would like to know what you were thinking when you decided to bring a new person into the world based on a two week long relationship to somebody who has no foundation under him whatsoever
(04:16:07 PM) DaySleeper: but it is abundantly clear to me that you were not thinking
(04:16:09 PM) DaySleeper: at all
(04:16:12 PM) DaySleeper: good day.