Kayla on: Sanitation

(11:25:57 AM) Stupid Kayla: hey u
(11:26:27 AM) DaySleeper: hello
(11:27:32 AM) Stupid Kayla: hey u
(11:27:49 AM) DaySleeper: hello
(11:27:51 AM) DaySleeper: GOOD DAY
(11:27:53 AM) DaySleeper: HELLO YES
(11:27:57 AM) DaySleeper: TOMMY CAN YOU HEAR ME
(11:29:04 AM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(11:29:31 AM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(11:29:35 AM) Stupid Kayla: u r so goofey
(11:29:59 AM) DaySleeper: and you are slooooooow
(11:30:04 AM) DaySleeper: slow kayla is sloooooooow
(11:30:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: no its my computer not me
(11:30:27 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc it has so much crap on it
(11:30:34 AM) DaySleeper: you poop on your computer
(11:30:42 AM) DaySleeper: that is disgusting
(11:30:47 AM) Stupid Kayla: ur not funny
(11:30:49 AM) DaySleeper: iBrown
(11:31:03 AM) DaySleeper: not a laptop more a lap bottom
(11:31:07 AM) DaySleeper: iButt
(11:31:12 AM) Stupid Kayla: ok it has 2 much stuff on it that i dnt need
(11:31:19 AM) DaySleeper: like all the poop
(11:31:29 AM) DaySleeper: you can’t cool your ramz sufficiently when they are coated in feces
(11:31:31 AM) Stupid Kayla: ugh!
(11:31:35 AM) Stupid Kayla: NO!!!!
(11:31:48 AM) DaySleeper: I mean, i’ve heard of water cooling
(11:31:52 AM) DaySleeper: and that seems pretty reasonable
(11:31:58 AM) DaySleeper: but this is just… wrong
(11:32:02 AM) Stupid Kayla: wat r u talkin bout?!?!?!
(11:32:15 AM) DaySleeper: i hope your computer doesn’t catch some horrible disease
(11:32:22 AM) DaySleeper: have you run a virus scan recently
(11:32:34 AM) DaySleeper: because human waste is a major carrier of disease
(11:32:46 AM) DaySleeper: granted it probably would be more bacterial than viral
(11:32:51 AM) DaySleeper: but it wouldn’t hurt to check it out
(11:32:51 AM) Stupid Kayla: ugh
(11:33:19 AM) Stupid Kayla: how old r u and ur actin like this
(11:33:26 AM) DaySleeper: old enough

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