stupid kayla

(03:51:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: i think my bros got me sick
(03:55:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my freakin cat is layin on my sholder
(03:55:57 PM) DaySleeper: hah
(03:56:04 PM) DaySleeper: your life is a series of unending difficulty
(03:56:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:56:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: shes layin there purring
(03:56:25 PM) DaySleeper: what a jerk
(03:56:32 PM) DaySleeper: you should put her in the blender
(03:56:34 PM) DaySleeper: teach her a lesson
(03:56:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats mean!!!
(03:56:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: i love my baby
(03:56:53 PM) DaySleeper: wait you have a baby too
(03:57:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: my kittne
(03:57:04 PM) DaySleeper: oh
(03:57:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: kittne*
(03:57:09 PM) DaySleeper: so perfectly blender sized
(03:57:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: kitten*
(03:57:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat!!!!
(03:57:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: i do have a baby 2 tho
(03:57:29 PM) DaySleeper: uh oh
(03:57:32 PM) DaySleeper: procreation
(03:57:36 PM) DaySleeper: frightening
(03:57:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat?!?!?!
(03:57:44 PM) DaySleeper: who’s the father?
(03:57:48 PM) DaySleeper: ?!?!?
(03:57:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: jaime
(03:58:05 PM) DaySleeper: wow
(03:58:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat?
(03:58:20 PM) DaySleeper: oh i see
(03:58:22 PM) DaySleeper: jaime is your baby
(03:58:23 PM) DaySleeper: not
(03:58:27 PM) DaySleeper: the baby is jaime’s
(03:58:29 PM) DaySleeper: yikes
(03:58:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(03:58:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: the baby is in my tummy
(03:58:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:58:41 PM) DaySleeper: oh ok
(03:58:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(03:58:54 PM) DaySleeper: wow
(03:58:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: but jaime made it
(03:58:59 PM) DaySleeper: you’ve been dating for like 2 weeks
(03:59:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:59:04 PM) DaySleeper: that is stunning
(03:59:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok… how
(03:59:29 PM) DaySleeper: you know a guy for two weeks
(03:59:34 PM) DaySleeper: and now you’re kind of stuck with him
(03:59:36 PM) DaySleeper: gj
(03:59:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats a good thing
(03:59:44 PM) DaySleeper: yeah
(03:59:54 PM) DaySleeper: building a lifelong relationship on 2 weeks of knowing somebody
(03:59:57 PM) DaySleeper: destined for success
(04:00:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(04:00:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: we’re gettin married next month in huston
(04:00:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: houston*
(04:00:40 PM) DaySleeper: will your dad be carrying his shotgun
(04:00:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(04:00:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: if it was joe maybe
(04:00:58 PM) DaySleeper: so you’re not worried about him taking off
(04:01:02 PM) DaySleeper: that is encouraging
(04:01:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(04:01:11 PM) DaySleeper: does jaime have a job or anything
(04:01:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: he treats me alot better than joe ever did
(04:01:17 PM) DaySleeper: will he be able to support you
(04:01:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: not at the moment but his parents r freakin rich and he gets a ton of money from them every week
(04:02:02 PM) DaySleeper: oh well that’s important
(04:02:09 PM) DaySleeper: very good husband material that
(04:02:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: better than joe
(04:02:31 PM) DaySleeper: that is like saying that dry mud is better than wet mud
(04:02:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: that kids just a lil fag
(04:02:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: no he treated me like crap
(04:02:50 PM) DaySleeper: and yet you dated him for like a couple years, did he not
(04:02:55 PM) DaySleeper: *did you not
(04:02:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats y my parents hated him so much
(04:03:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea dnt kno wat i was thinkin
(04:03:18 PM) DaySleeper: so let me get this straight
(04:03:23 PM) DaySleeper: you date joe for like 3 years
(04:03:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(04:03:29 PM) DaySleeper: you finally realise that he’s a jerk
(04:03:34 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(04:03:39 PM) DaySleeper: so you dump him and hook up with jaime
(04:03:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(04:03:50 PM) DaySleeper: and 6 weeks later you’re going to get married?
(04:03:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(04:04:04 PM) DaySleeper: a whirlwind romance
(04:04:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(04:05:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: hes better at having sex
(04:06:23 PM) DaySleeper: do you think that maybe you think jaime is great because you are on the rebound
(04:06:29 PM) DaySleeper: did you think that joe was great for the first two weeks
(04:06:35 PM) DaySleeper: i urge you to consider this carefully
(04:06:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: jaime treats me better than wen joe first met me
(04:06:55 PM) DaySleeper: okay
(04:07:16 PM) DaySleeper: but how can you make a lifelong commitment to somebody when you’ve only known him for two weeks
(04:07:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: easy
(04:07:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have his kid
(04:07:46 PM) DaySleeper: you are probably better off being a single mother than living with somebody who is very possibly abusive.
(04:08:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: no we planned on having the kid
(04:08:01 PM) DaySleeper: just because he hasn’t hit you yet doesn’t mean he never will
(04:08:04 PM) DaySleeper: okay
(04:08:09 PM) DaySleeper: this is just so much bullshit
(04:08:17 PM) DaySleeper: i’m pretty sure you’re handicapped in some way
(04:08:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: WAT!!!!
(04:08:33 PM) DaySleeper: you are 20 years old
(04:08:35 PM) DaySleeper: or 21
(04:08:41 PM) DaySleeper: you have no real job
(04:08:44 PM) DaySleeper: your boyfriend has no job
(04:08:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea im a hair stylist
(04:08:55 PM) DaySleeper: he is in fact still in school
(04:09:02 PM) DaySleeper: i reiterate
(04:09:04 PM) DaySleeper: no
(04:09:06 PM) DaySleeper: real
(04:09:06 PM) DaySleeper: job
(04:09:18 PM) DaySleeper: he lives in the dorm
(04:09:24 PM) DaySleeper: you live i don’t even know where
(04:09:40 PM) DaySleeper: there is an annual household income of what, $25,000?
(04:09:48 PM) DaySleeper: and you tell me you PLANNED
(04:09:51 PM) DaySleeper: to bring a child into this
(04:09:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: we got a house
(04:10:00 PM) DaySleeper: how will you pay the bills
(04:10:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have a job
(04:10:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: his parents r freakin rich
(04:10:39 PM) DaySleeper: how much do you make in a year
(04:10:43 PM) DaySleeper: more or less
(04:10:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: 15000
(04:11:01 PM) DaySleeper: and you have a house
(04:11:05 PM) DaySleeper: is the house 100% paid for
(04:11:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea his parents have a lil house behind them
(04:11:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: and it like super pretty
(04:11:33 PM) DaySleeper: is someobdy else going to cover all of your bills in perpetuity
(04:11:41 PM) DaySleeper: like his tuition bills
(04:11:47 PM) DaySleeper: and i don’t know baby food and stuff
(04:11:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: the only bills we’ll have r cell phone bills
(04:12:01 PM) DaySleeper: you
(04:12:02 PM) DaySleeper: are
(04:12:06 PM) DaySleeper: unbelievable
(04:12:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(04:12:24 PM) DaySleeper: i don’t even know if i can talk to you any more
(04:12:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: trust me we have it all taken care of
(04:12:43 PM) DaySleeper: i’m sure you do
(04:12:47 PM) DaySleeper: until one of you gets sick
(04:13:11 PM) DaySleeper: or his parents decide that, hey maybe it would be nice if we didn’t just shovel money at our deadbeat son and his wife with a power shoveller
(04:13:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: no they have more money than they know wat to do with
(04:13:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: so do my parents
(04:13:49 PM) DaySleeper: so you are very generously giving them a way to spend it
(04:14:03 PM) DaySleeper: You are what is wrong with America
(04:14:10 PM) DaySleeper: I am too angry to talk to you any further
(04:14:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: no hes gettin a job
(04:14:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: this is his last semester of college
(04:14:44 PM) DaySleeper: far, far too angry
(04:14:50 PM) DaySleeper: I would even say incensed
(04:15:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: he starts his residency in jan
(04:15:21 PM) DaySleeper: Incensed might not be strong enough
(04:15:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: y would u b mad
(04:15:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: just bc im having a baby
(04:15:59 PM) DaySleeper: I would like to know what you were thinking when you decided to bring a new person into the world based on a two week long relationship to somebody who has no foundation under him whatsoever
(04:16:07 PM) DaySleeper: but it is abundantly clear to me that you were not thinking
(04:16:09 PM) DaySleeper: at all
(04:16:12 PM) DaySleeper: good day.

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