(03:51:36 PM) DaySleeper: guess what i’m doing this month
(03:51:40 PM) DaySleeper: i am writing a novel
(03:52:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: that would suck ass
(03:52:09 PM) DaySleeper: no see
(03:52:14 PM) DaySleeper: it would be perfect for you
(03:52:18 PM) DaySleeper: because you don’t have to read it
(03:52:20 PM) DaySleeper: you hate reading
(03:52:23 PM) DaySleeper: but do you hate writing as well
(03:52:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: and writing
(03:52:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: both
(03:52:39 PM) DaySleeper: what did the english language do to you?
(03:52:47 PM) DaySleeper: show us on the doll where the english language touched you
(03:52:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: gave me a c
(03:52:49 PM) DaySleeper: it’s okay to cry
(03:54:19 PM) DaySleeper: kayla are you there
(03:54:39 PM) DaySleeper: *sean connery voice* I thought I’d lost you, boy
(03:54:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:54:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: im confused
(03:55:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: doesnt take much thpo
(03:55:02 PM) DaySleeper: eveidently
(03:55:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:55:07 PM) DaySleeper: *evidently
(03:55:17 PM) DaySleeper: The first step to a solution is admitting that you have a problem
(03:55:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:55:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur mean
(03:55:36 PM) DaySleeper: extremely
(03:55:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt ever want to talk to u again!!!
(03:55:43 PM) DaySleeper: I weep about it, the long winter nights through
(03:55:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: all u do is make fun of me
(03:55:46 PM) DaySleeper: D:
(03:55:50 PM) DaySleeper: That’s not all I do
(03:55:55 PM) DaySleeper: sometimes I give you medical advice
(03:55:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: im kidding
(03:55:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: no u dnt
(03:56:02 PM) DaySleeper: sure I do
(03:56:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i dnt need medical advice
(03:56:09 PM) DaySleeper: “don’t go and walk on your busted knee”
(03:56:16 PM) DaySleeper: “don’t play basketball on your busted knee”
(03:56:21 PM) DaySleeper: “keep the brace on your busted knee”
(03:56:23 PM) DaySleeper: you know
(03:56:25 PM) DaySleeper: medical advice
(03:56:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: no not really
(03:57:17 PM) DaySleeper: yes yes y’all
(03:57:19 PM) DaySleeper: plus also
(03:57:20 PM) DaySleeper: um
(03:57:25 PM) DaySleeper: I send you links to stuff
(03:57:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea that i never have looked at
(03:57:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt need medical advice
(03:58:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: u guys make it like its a huge deal wen its not
(03:58:02 PM) DaySleeper: you mean
(03:58:03 PM) DaySleeper: you
(03:58:06 PM) DaySleeper: you never click my links
(03:58:12 PM) DaySleeper: that is so
(03:58:13 PM) DaySleeper: hurtful
(03:58:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: my computer is 2 gay
(03:58:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: it wnt let me
(03:58:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: i need to get a new one
(03:58:27 PM) DaySleeper: 2 gay for links
(03:58:32 PM) DaySleeper: what about sausage links
(03:58:36 PM) DaySleeper: is it too gay for sausage
(03:58:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:59:08 PM) DaySleeper: because that is pretty gay
(03:59:10 PM) DaySleeper: does it prance
(03:59:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:59:27 PM) DaySleeper: I am just asking
(03:59:35 PM) DaySleeper: please tell your computer not to be offended
(03:59:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok…
(03:59:53 PM) DaySleeper: Is it crying
(03:59:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(04:00:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: its a piece of shit
(04:00:38 PM) DaySleeper: you will hurt its feelings
(04:00:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt care
(04:00:45 PM) DaySleeper: didn’t you know that computers can sense when you hate htem
(04:00:46 PM) DaySleeper: them
(04:00:50 PM) DaySleeper: they’re like puppies
(04:00:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(04:00:57 PM) DaySleeper: except they poop less
(04:00:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: i want a puuy
(04:01:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: puppy*
(04:01:12 PM) DaySleeper: are you feeling a lack of poop in your life
(04:01:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(04:01:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: i seriously want a puppy tho
(04:01:57 PM) DaySleeper: would you take it for walks
(04:02:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: hell no
(04:02:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats wat the backyard is 4
(04:03:20 PM) DaySleeper: but then you have little puppy bombs everywhere
(04:03:26 PM) DaySleeper: and you can’t go out and roll in the grass
(04:03:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: no my dad will pick it up
(04:03:51 PM) DaySleeper: so what you are saying is
(04:03:56 PM) DaySleeper: you want all the benefits of having a puppy
(04:04:01 PM) DaySleeper: and none of the responsibilties
(04:04:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(04:04:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i want a puppy 2 play with my baby kitty
(04:04:26 PM) DaySleeper: WITH GREAT PUPPY POWER COMES GREAT PUPPY RESPONSIBILITY
(04:04:32 PM) DaySleeper: and by play with you mean eat
(04:04:37 PM) DaySleeper: HAMPF