(03:05:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: i still have my baby
(03:05:37 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(03:05:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:05:49 PM) DaySleeper: just ‘ah
(03:05:50 PM) DaySleeper: ‘
(03:06:04 PM) DaySleeper: it’s a sound that indicates that i have heard and understood what you said and have no further comment
(03:06:05 PM) DaySleeper: so
(03:06:06 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(03:06:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok im happy
(03:06:31 PM) DaySleeper: k
(03:06:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(03:07:20 PM) DaySleeper: did you see a doctor
(03:07:34 PM) DaySleeper: a real, people doctor with an MD after his or her name, i mean
(03:07:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: jaime
(03:08:00 PM) DaySleeper: so, no
(03:08:04 PM) DaySleeper: is what you are saying
(03:08:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea he has an MD
(03:08:17 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:08:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: he graduated med school
(03:08:56 PM) DaySleeper: and yet he didn’t know how to tell if you had miscarried
(03:09:07 PM) DaySleeper: what does your brother do
(03:09:11 PM) DaySleeper: is he in med school
(03:09:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: no he wasnt with us
(03:09:51 PM) DaySleeper: his name is Zach, right
(03:10:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: who my bro
(03:10:03 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(03:10:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(03:10:14 PM) DaySleeper: your complex web of lies is unravelling
(03:10:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:10:26 PM) DaySleeper: yesterday while you were in the car on the way to the hospital he messaged me
(03:10:34 PM) DaySleeper: and asked how to tell if you were miscarrying
(03:10:47 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:10:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok…
(03:10:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: y
(03:11:05 PM) DaySleeper: i am nigh incoherent with rage
(03:11:15 PM) DaySleeper: you are being deliberately and wilfully obtuse
(03:11:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: stop using big words
(03:11:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: i went to freakin midwest central
(03:11:45 PM) DaySleeper: yes and they should have held you back
(03:11:49 PM) DaySleeper: for about 15 more years
(03:11:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat!!!!!!
(03:11:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: no theyre stupid
(03:12:07 PM) DaySleeper: you are only as good as the one who instructed you
(03:12:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:12:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: i made it 2 duke
(03:12:20 PM) DaySleeper: no
(03:12:21 PM) DaySleeper: you
(03:12:22 PM) DaySleeper: didn’t
(03:12:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: that must tell u sumthin
(03:12:30 PM) DaySleeper: duke does not have a hairstyling programme
(03:12:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: ah yea i did
(03:12:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: well im going for business 2
(03:12:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: ha
(03:12:44 PM) DaySleeper: you are not now nor have you ever been a member of their varsity basketball team
(03:13:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: i was my freshman year
(03:13:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: b4 i got hurt
(03:13:11 PM) DaySleeper: I am highly doubtful at this point that you are even named kayla
(03:15:05 PM) DaySleeper: your dubious reign of illegitimacy is at an end
(03:15:16 PM) DaySleeper: it is time to make an ending of this farce
(03:17:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf