(03:36:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(03:37:06 PM) DaySleeper: sup
(03:37:12 PM) DaySleeper: want to see a new picture of me
(03:37:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats ok
(03:37:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not in the greatest mood
(03:37:33 PM) DaySleeper: D:
(03:37:35 PM) DaySleeper: sorry to hear that
(03:37:36 PM) DaySleeper: why not?
(03:37:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: ppl r so freakin stupid
(03:37:45 PM) DaySleeper: if you decide that you want a giggle
(03:37:46 PM) DaySleeper: http://images.flyingstove.com/galleries/daysleeper%27sstuff/Fedora%20Question.jpg
(03:37:51 PM) DaySleeper: but whatever
(03:37:54 PM) DaySleeper: what’d they do?
(03:38:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: theyre just dickheads
(03:38:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: like the freakin doctors and my stupid brother
(03:38:23 PM) DaySleeper: what’d they say?
(03:38:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: watd who say
(03:38:41 PM) DaySleeper: the doctors
(03:38:43 PM) DaySleeper: your brother
(03:38:44 PM) DaySleeper: you know
(03:38:45 PM) DaySleeper: those people
(03:38:51 PM) DaySleeper: the people you were just complaining about
(03:39:01 PM) DaySleeper: not two minutes ago
(03:39:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: the doctors r like yea we hve to do anotehr surgery bc we didnt fix ur knee right all the way bc we’re a bunch of freakin idiots and dnt kno wat we’re doing
(03:39:47 PM) DaySleeper: mmm
(03:39:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my bro is jus bitchin at me sayin its my fault bc ive been walkin on it
(03:39:56 PM) DaySleeper: did it perhaps have to do with you not locking your knee brace
(03:39:58 PM) DaySleeper: well
(03:40:01 PM) DaySleeper: your brother is kind of
(03:40:02 PM) DaySleeper: you know
(03:40:03 PM) DaySleeper: right
(03:40:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my freakin bf is at the y right now shooting hoops
(03:40:28 PM) DaySleeper: you should shoot him
(03:40:36 PM) DaySleeper: for being so insensitvie
(03:40:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: that would b mean
(03:40:40 PM) DaySleeper: *insensitive
(03:40:52 PM) DaySleeper: but it’s like he’s rubbing it in your face
(03:40:57 PM) DaySleeper: he’s like HAHAHA I CAN WALK AND YOU CAN’T
(03:41:03 PM) DaySleeper: everybody who can walk is mocking you
(03:41:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: no ive been gone all day
(03:41:15 PM) DaySleeper: no, I don’t mean literally
(03:41:17 PM) DaySleeper: just by doing it
(03:41:20 PM) DaySleeper: they are mocking your pain
(03:41:24 PM) DaySleeper: are you going to sit there and take it
(03:41:35 PM) DaySleeper: or are you going to take up your crutches and hit every walking person in the crotch
(03:41:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not on crutches right now
(03:42:10 PM) DaySleeper: you may have to run them down with your powered wheelchair, then
(03:42:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not in a wheelchair
(03:42:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: im normal
(03:42:38 PM) DaySleeper: do you at least limp
(03:42:44 PM) DaySleeper: could you kick them with your gimpy leg
(03:42:54 PM) DaySleeper: you must find some way to strike back at your oppressors
(03:42:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: ugh! u and jaime always makes fun ome
(03:43:00 PM) DaySleeper: some hilariously ironic way
(03:43:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: of me*
(03:43:07 PM) DaySleeper: like a basketball cannon
(03:43:12 PM) DaySleeper: or better yet
(03:43:25 PM) DaySleeper: can you find some way to shoot people with patellas
(03:43:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat!!
(03:43:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: how did this get started anyways
(03:44:05 PM) DaySleeper: well, you IM’d me just over a year ago
(03:44:08 PM) DaySleeper: and it’s sort of gone from there
(03:44:14 PM) DaySleeper: oh you mean how did this get started just now
(03:44:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: no makin fun of me in this conversation
(03:44:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: wow! weve known each other for over a year?
(03:45:26 PM) DaySleeper: yep
(03:45:30 PM) DaySleeper: it seems like just yesterday
(03:45:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats weird
(03:45:38 PM) DaySleeper: as for making fun of you
(03:45:41 PM) DaySleeper: it just sort of happens
(03:45:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:45:49 PM) DaySleeper: something just naturally starts it
(03:45:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: everybody makes fun of me
(03:45:52 PM) DaySleeper: it’s a little like peeing
(03:45:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:46:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:46:02 PM) DaySleeper: you know how sometimes
(03:46:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:46:03 PM) DaySleeper: you have a fart
(03:46:08 PM) DaySleeper: and then after that fart happens
(03:46:11 PM) DaySleeper: you can’t help but pee
(03:46:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i dnt do that
(03:46:20 PM) DaySleeper: it’s sort of the fart of no return
(03:46:24 PM) DaySleeper: KAYLA YOU ARE MY FART
(03:46:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur weird
(03:46:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:46:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: arent u married?
(03:46:47 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(03:46:51 PM) DaySleeper: is that going to come between us
(03:46:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:46:59 PM) DaySleeper: being my fart and all
(03:47:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: maybe
(03:47:36 PM) DaySleeper: are you propositioning me, again
(03:47:41 PM) DaySleeper: i thought we had talked about this
(03:47:47 PM) DaySleeper: and how it shouldn’t be
(03:47:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:47:52 PM) DaySleeper: STAR CROSSED FLATULATORS
