(03:10:00 PM) DaySleeper: so what’s going on
(03:10:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin
(03:10:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: eatin
(03:10:41 PM) DaySleeper: fatty
(03:10:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: no im not
(03:11:03 PM) DaySleeper: how much do you weigh
(03:11:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: 115
(03:11:21 PM) DaySleeper: that is quite a lot
(03:11:35 PM) DaySleeper: but it’s not enough
(03:11:39 PM) DaySleeper: you know what you need
(03:11:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:11:58 PM) DaySleeper: 11 pounds of bacon
(03:12:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: y
(03:12:12 PM) DaySleeper: to put some meat on your skinny bones
(03:12:18 PM) DaySleeper: i can practically see your ribs from here
(03:12:24 PM) DaySleeper: AND I’M IN CANADA
(03:12:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:13:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: i eat alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(03:13:40 PM) DaySleeper: you need to eat more
(03:13:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: u shoul c how much i eat
(03:13:57 PM) DaySleeper: you are now eating for two
(03:14:07 PM) DaySleeper: and you don’t want your baby to be born bacon-deficient
(03:14:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:15:10 PM) DaySleeper: bacon deficiency is the third leading cause of death in betchuwannaland
(03:15:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt hav ant bacon
(03:15:31 PM) DaySleeper: you’re going to have to get some
(03:15:42 PM) DaySleeper: you want your kid to grow up big and strong
(03:15:47 PM) DaySleeper: what are you going to name it?
(03:15:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: cory
(03:16:08 PM) DaySleeper: if it’s a boy you should name it John Madden
(03:16:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: no cory
(03:16:29 PM) DaySleeper: Cory is a name that will lead to your kid getting beaten up
(03:16:37 PM) DaySleeper: John Madden is a good, strong name
(03:16:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i duno if its a gurl
(03:16:42 PM) DaySleeper: for a good strong bacon baby
(03:16:51 PM) DaySleeper: John Madden can work for either gender
(03:17:00 PM) DaySleeper: That’s the beauty of it
(03:17:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: fukc no
(03:17:15 PM) DaySleeper: it’s a very flexible option
(03:17:28 PM) DaySleeper: Fine
(03:17:35 PM) DaySleeper: if it’s a girl you can call her John Maddena
(03:18:52 PM) DaySleeper: She will be loved and respected
(03:19:03 PM) DaySleeper: easily as much as you yourself are
(03:20:24 PM) DaySleeper: kayla you seem distracted today
(03:20:31 PM) DaySleeper: is there something shiny in your field of view?
(03:21:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:21:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i had togo get my bro from the bus
(03:21:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i want a gurl
(03:22:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: but im not guna name it that
(03:22:36 PM) DaySleeper: why not
(03:22:46 PM) DaySleeper: don’t you love and respect John Madden enough
(03:22:49 PM) DaySleeper: after all
(03:22:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc i dnt want the kid to get made fun of
(03:22:52 PM) DaySleeper: HE’S THE REAL FATHER
(03:22:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(03:23:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: its my baby!!!
(03:23:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: i can name it wat i want
(03:23:48 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(03:23:54 PM) DaySleeper: and you want to name it John Madden
(03:23:57 PM) DaySleeper: I already told you
(03:23:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i dnt
(03:24:11 PM) DaySleeper: No other name will be as good
(03:24:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: cory if its a boy and i duno if its a gurl
(03:24:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: but i hope its a gurl
(03:24:34 PM) DaySleeper: You’ll go through your child’s whole life wishing you’d named it John Madden or John Maddena
(03:24:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i wnt
(03:24:45 PM) DaySleeper: and then you’ll get depressed
(03:25:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: no trust me i wnt
(03:25:33 PM) DaySleeper: depression is the second leading cause of death after bacon deficiency
(03:25:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:25:56 PM) DaySleeper: guess what the first one is
(03:25:59 PM) DaySleeper: the leading cause of death
(03:26:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:26:09 PM) DaySleeper: wrong
(03:26:12 PM) DaySleeper: guess again
(03:26:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur mom
(03:26:20 PM) DaySleeper: so close