stupid kayla

(04:56:57 PM) DaySleeper: so is she dead or what
(04:57:01 PM) DaySleeper: did they take her pulse
(04:57:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: They’re going to put her on life support.
(04:57:45 PM) DaySleeper: they ought to give it back
(04:57:49 PM) DaySleeper: she needs that to live
(04:58:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: They’re life flighting her.
(04:58:52 PM) DaySleeper: where to?
(04:59:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: Chicago.
(04:59:05 PM) DaySleeper: Chicago where
(04:59:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: I don’t know that’s all they said.
(04:59:34 PM) DaySleeper: k
(04:59:38 PM) DaySleeper: and why are you still talking to me
(04:59:44 PM) DaySleeper: shouldn’t you be calling your parents
(04:59:52 PM) DaySleeper: maybe trying to find out where she’s going
(04:59:55 PM) DaySleeper: that kind of thing
(05:00:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: Jaime is suppost to call me when they get up there.
(05:00:21 PM) DaySleeper: What if they won’t let him call
(05:00:30 PM) DaySleeper: what if it’s all an elaborate plot to kidnap her?
(05:00:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: It’s not.
(05:00:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: Her heart isn’t beathing.
(05:00:50 PM) DaySleeper: The EMTs are in on it
(05:01:08 PM) DaySleeper: it’s a huge consipiracy
(05:01:10 PM) DaySleeper: and now i’ve told you
(05:01:14 PM) DaySleeper: and they’re coming for me
(05:01:19 PM) DaySleeper: you’ve got to hide me, zach
(05:01:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: you’re not funny.
(05:01:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: my sister might not make it.
(05:01:38 PM) DaySleeper: you’re not hiding me!
(05:01:50 PM) DaySleeper: the black helicopters and men in suits are surrounding my office
(05:02:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: you’re really immature for your age.
(05:02:19 PM) DaySleeper: Do you even know how old I am?
(05:02:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: no but i’m guessing older than Kayla and she’s 21.
(05:03:03 PM) DaySleeper: does anybody really know what time it is
(05:04:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: Stop being immature when my sister might be dead.
(05:06:01 PM) DaySleeper: you can’t always get what you want
(05:06:06 PM) DaySleeper: but if you try sometimes
(05:06:08 PM) DaySleeper: you just might find
(05:06:11 PM) DaySleeper: you get what you neeeeed
(05:06:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: do you even care about my sister at all?
(05:07:43 PM) DaySleeper: only in the abstract
(05:09:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: do you relize how bad this is for the baby
(05:10:07 PM) DaySleeper: what, you mean Kayla’s heart stopping?
(05:10:08 PM) DaySleeper: yes.
(05:10:11 PM) DaySleeper: Of course
(05:10:20 PM) DaySleeper: no heart pumpy mean no blood flowy
(05:10:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: means no blood or oxygen to the baby either.
(05:10:53 PM) DaySleeper: I’M BLIND
(05:10:58 PM) DaySleeper: IT’S A FLASH OF THE OBVIOUS
(05:11:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: she does not need to be pregnant with all her health problems anyways.
(05:11:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: i don’t know what those two were thinking,
(05:12:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: and jaime should know!
(05:12:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hate that kid!
(05:12:16 PM) DaySleeper: I’m going to go with “nothing”
(05:12:20 PM) DaySleeper: they were thinking “nothing”
(05:12:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: well duh!
(05:12:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: he has to go knocl up my little sister.
(05:20:45 PM) DaySleeper: yeah
(05:20:46 PM) DaySleeper: well
(05:20:48 PM) DaySleeper: there you go
(05:21:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: i seriously hate that kid

(04:18:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: Her heart just stopped.
(04:21:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: She really needs to be in the hospital till after the baby is born.
(04:22:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: ugh theyre freakin pisssin me off adam!!!!!!
(04:39:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: ambulance is here.
(04:40:08 PM) DaySleeper: do you say am-byou-lance
(04:40:13 PM) DaySleeper: or am-ba-lance
(04:40:19 PM) DaySleeper: or am-blee-ance
(04:41:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: They can’t get her heart stated.
(04:41:08 PM) DaySleeper: needs more bacon

(04:41:40 PM) DaySleeper: is this jaime or zach
(04:41:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: zach
(04:41:55 PM) DaySleeper: okay
(04:41:57 PM) DaySleeper: here’s what you do
(04:42:10 PM) DaySleeper: Pick up one of those rocks.  Hide behind the boulder
(04:42:17 PM) DaySleeper: in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend.
(04:42:22 PM) DaySleeper: the minute his head is in view
(04:42:25 PM) DaySleeper: HIT IT WITH THE ROCK
(04:42:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: DUDE MY SISTER MIGHT BE DEAD UR NOT FUNNY!!

(03:57:32 PM) DaySleeper: kayla do you like art
(03:57:36 PM) DaySleeper: is art an interest of yours
(03:57:48 PM) DaySleeper: let us muse and ponder about makes the mona lisa smile
(03:57:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: jaime jus thinks its been actin up so much bc of the baby
(03:57:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(03:58:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: that was a good movie tho
(03:58:29 PM) DaySleeper: it was meh
(03:59:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: Her heart just stopped.
(03:59:24 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:59:53 PM) DaySleeper: I didn’t think the realisation that Mona Lisa Smile wasn’t that great a movie was such an Earth-shattering thing
(03:59:57 PM) DaySleeper: OH WOE IS ME
(04:00:21 PM) DaySleeper: HOW WAS I TO KNOOOOOOOW
(04:03:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(04:04:28 PM) DaySleeper: somebody keeps coming on and telling me that your heart has stopped
(04:04:40 PM) DaySleeper: Kayla I think you might have multiple personalities
(04:04:48 PM) DaySleeper: AND ONE OF THEM IS TRYING TO KILL YOU
(04:05:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: y are they tellin u that
(04:05:06 PM) DaySleeper: I don’t know
(04:05:10 PM) DaySleeper: the voices are in your head
(04:05:11 PM) DaySleeper: not mine
(04:05:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: theyre so freakin stupid
(04:05:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: do they have to tell u everything
(04:05:47 PM) DaySleeper: I imagine not
(04:05:59 PM) DaySleeper: I’m not really sure why whenever something bad happens to you
(04:06:04 PM) DaySleeper: one of them comes and tells me about it
(04:06:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: me neither
(04:06:15 PM) DaySleeper: it’s almost as though it only happens when I’m online
(04:06:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc theyre fags
(04:06:22 PM) DaySleeper: a strange coincidence
(04:06:25 PM) DaySleeper: perhaps you’re allergic to me
(04:07:00 PM) DaySleeper: and if they’re fags
(04:07:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: she has a 107.4 fever and she won”t go to the hospital.
(04:07:05 PM) DaySleeper: then what is jaime doing with you
(04:07:12 PM) DaySleeper: or are you a dude
(04:07:16 PM) DaySleeper: I bet you’re a dude
(04:07:22 PM) DaySleeper: ew trannies
(04:07:29 PM) DaySleeper: gross
(04:07:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: no im not a dude
(04:08:09 PM) DaySleeper: also tell whomever it is that keeps messaging me that 107 degree fevers do not exist
(04:08:22 PM) DaySleeper: and if they do they result in permanent brain injury
(04:08:26 PM) DaySleeper: which may well be the case here.
(04:08:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: kyla’s unconscious.
(04:09:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: *kayla
(04:10:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: Trust me it does exist. I’m in med school i should know
(04:11:41 PM) DaySleeper: once again
(04:11:45 PM) DaySleeper: why are you telling me about it
(04:12:14 PM) DaySleeper: also, i’m pretty sure she spends about 90% of her time unconcious
(04:12:33 PM) DaySleeper: she might be walking around and talking and IMing me
(04:12:38 PM) DaySleeper: but she’s pretty much unconcious
(04:12:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: yeah, she needs to be in the hospital
(04:12:56 PM) DaySleeper: good call there, dougie hauser

(03:47:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt feel good
(03:48:07 PM) DaySleeper: what’s wrong
(03:48:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin
(03:48:31 PM) DaySleeper: if you’re going to spew
(03:48:38 PM) DaySleeper: spew into this |_|
(03:48:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: no its not that
(03:49:14 PM) DaySleeper: well
(03:49:18 PM) DaySleeper: if it makes you feel any better
(03:49:27 PM) DaySleeper: every time I yawn i feel like i’m going to throw up
(03:49:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: not really
(03:49:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: its not that kind of sick
(03:49:51 PM) DaySleeper: it should
(03:49:58 PM) DaySleeper: you feed on the suffering of others, don’t you
(03:50:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:50:10 PM) DaySleeper: (missing apostrophe)
(03:50:14 PM) DaySleeper: what kind of sick is it?
(03:50:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: dnt worry about it
(03:50:50 PM) DaySleeper: i never said i was worried
(03:50:53 PM) DaySleeper: i’ve given up worrying
(03:50:59 PM) DaySleeper: i was more nosy than anything else
(03:51:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: dnt be nosy bout it
(03:51:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: or ull just yell at me
(03:51:38 PM) DaySleeper: i am being nosy
(03:51:41 PM) DaySleeper: tell tell tell
(03:51:45 PM) DaySleeper: nosy nosy nosy
(03:51:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: no ull yell at me
(03:52:15 PM) DaySleeper: i might yell at you if you don’t tell me
(03:52:21 PM) DaySleeper: so you’re probably just better off telling me
(03:52:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: it jus feels like my heart is guna stop
(03:52:38 PM) DaySleeper: oh okay
(03:52:40 PM) DaySleeper: well
(03:52:45 PM) DaySleeper: as previously noted
(03:52:48 PM) DaySleeper: dial 9
(03:52:49 PM) DaySleeper: and 1
(03:53:01 PM) DaySleeper: and then position your thumb such that it’ll hit 1 again if you collapse
(03:53:04 PM) DaySleeper: it’s fool proof
(03:53:12 PM) DaySleeper: unless i am underestimating my fools
(03:53:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: i said it feels like it
(03:53:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: i never said its going 2
(03:53:36 PM) DaySleeper: I think you should be prepared
(03:53:39 PM) DaySleeper: Like Batman
(03:54:04 PM) DaySleeper: that guy is all kinds of prepared
(03:54:16 PM) DaySleeper: he makes boy scouts look like idle layabouts
(03:54:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not guna cal freakin 911
(03:54:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: theres no rason to anyways
(03:54:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: it hasnt stopped
(03:55:07 PM) DaySleeper: but by the time it does
(03:55:12 PM) DaySleeper: won’t it be too late for you to dial
(03:55:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: but it wont
(03:55:38 PM) DaySleeper: won’t be too late
(03:55:47 PM) DaySleeper: OUT OF CHEESE ERROR
(03:55:52 PM) DaySleeper: PLEASE REINSTALL OCEAN AND REBOOT
(03:55:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: it wont stop
(03:56:21 PM) DaySleeper: because you can’t
(03:56:22 PM) DaySleeper: and you won’t
(03:56:25 PM) DaySleeper: and you don’t stop
(03:56:31 PM) DaySleeper: b-boys rockin the sure shot

(03:27:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: what the hell is that
(03:28:26 PM) DaySleeper: that is a pronoun
(03:28:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:28:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea jaime was wantin 2 hav sex 2day
(03:29:37 PM) DaySleeper: that is probably more than I want or need to know
(03:29:44 PM) DaySleeper: but the studio audience seems to like it
(03:29:49 PM) DaySleeper: JERRY JERRY JERRY
(03:29:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: no it really pissed me it
(03:30:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: pissed me off*
(03:30:10 PM) DaySleeper: did you throw a chair at him
(03:30:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i was layin on my bed sleeping
(03:30:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: im like dude u already got me fuckin pregnant and now u still want to have sex
(03:30:54 PM) DaySleeper: you should have thrown a chair
(03:30:59 PM) DaySleeper: that’s the way to get ratings
(03:31:11 PM) DaySleeper: are you worried that he’ll get you extra-pregnant?
(03:31:23 PM) DaySleeper: i don’t know if you’re ready to have twins
(03:31:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: no is that even possible
(03:31:36 PM) DaySleeper: you should probably just stick with one at a time
(03:31:41 PM) DaySleeper: well think about it
(03:31:45 PM) DaySleeper: how do you think people have twins
(03:31:53 PM) DaySleeper: they have sex and then again after she’s pregnant
(03:31:54 PM) DaySleeper: doy
(03:32:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: actually i have a good chance of having twins bc my moms a twin
(03:32:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats not how twins are formed
(03:32:29 PM) DaySleeper: how do you know
(03:32:35 PM) DaySleeper: do you have a degree in twinology
(03:32:41 PM) DaySleeper: or twinenomics
(03:32:57 PM) DaySleeper: I minored in twincology in college
(03:33:01 PM) DaySleeper: so i know what i’m talking about okay
(03:33:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: no but i still kno
(03:33:26 PM) DaySleeper: but do you believe
(03:34:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: i learned it in 6th grade
(03:34:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: then again my sophomore year in health
(03:35:24 PM) DaySleeper: so one learning wasn’t enough
(03:35:30 PM) DaySleeper: is your retention really low or something?

(03:10:00 PM) DaySleeper: so what’s going on
(03:10:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin
(03:10:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: eatin
(03:10:41 PM) DaySleeper: fatty
(03:10:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: no im not
(03:11:03 PM) DaySleeper: how much do you weigh
(03:11:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: 115
(03:11:21 PM) DaySleeper: that is quite a lot
(03:11:35 PM) DaySleeper: but it’s not enough
(03:11:39 PM) DaySleeper: you know what you need
(03:11:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:11:58 PM) DaySleeper: 11 pounds of bacon
(03:12:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: y
(03:12:12 PM) DaySleeper: to put some meat on your skinny bones
(03:12:18 PM) DaySleeper: i can practically see your ribs from here
(03:12:24 PM) DaySleeper: AND I’M IN CANADA
(03:12:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:13:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: i eat alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(03:13:40 PM) DaySleeper: you need to eat more
(03:13:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: u shoul c how much i eat
(03:13:57 PM) DaySleeper: you are now eating for two
(03:14:07 PM) DaySleeper: and you don’t want your baby to be born bacon-deficient
(03:14:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:15:10 PM) DaySleeper: bacon deficiency is the third leading cause of death in betchuwannaland
(03:15:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt hav ant bacon
(03:15:31 PM) DaySleeper: you’re going to have to get some
(03:15:42 PM) DaySleeper: you want your kid to grow up big and strong
(03:15:47 PM) DaySleeper: what are you going to name it?
(03:15:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: cory
(03:16:08 PM) DaySleeper: if it’s a boy you should name it John Madden
(03:16:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: no cory
(03:16:29 PM) DaySleeper: Cory is a name that will lead to your kid getting beaten up
(03:16:37 PM) DaySleeper: John Madden is a good, strong name
(03:16:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i duno if its a gurl
(03:16:42 PM) DaySleeper: for a good strong bacon baby
(03:16:51 PM) DaySleeper: John Madden can work for either gender
(03:17:00 PM) DaySleeper: That’s the beauty of it
(03:17:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: fukc no
(03:17:15 PM) DaySleeper: it’s a very flexible option
(03:17:28 PM) DaySleeper: Fine
(03:17:35 PM) DaySleeper: if it’s a girl you can call her John Maddena
(03:18:52 PM) DaySleeper: She will be loved and respected
(03:19:03 PM) DaySleeper: easily as much as you yourself are
(03:20:24 PM) DaySleeper: kayla you seem distracted today
(03:20:31 PM) DaySleeper: is there something shiny in your field of view?
(03:21:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:21:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i had togo get my bro from the bus
(03:21:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i want a gurl
(03:22:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: but im not guna name it that
(03:22:36 PM) DaySleeper: why not
(03:22:46 PM) DaySleeper: don’t you love and respect John Madden enough
(03:22:49 PM) DaySleeper: after all
(03:22:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc i dnt want the kid to get made fun of
(03:22:52 PM) DaySleeper: HE’S THE REAL FATHER
(03:22:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(03:23:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: its my baby!!!
(03:23:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: i can name it wat i want
(03:23:48 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(03:23:54 PM) DaySleeper: and you want to name it John Madden
(03:23:57 PM) DaySleeper: I already told you
(03:23:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i dnt
(03:24:11 PM) DaySleeper: No other name will be as good
(03:24:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: cory if its a boy and i duno if its a gurl
(03:24:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: but i hope its a gurl
(03:24:34 PM) DaySleeper: You’ll go through your child’s whole life wishing you’d named it John Madden or John Maddena
(03:24:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i wnt
(03:24:45 PM) DaySleeper: and then you’ll get depressed
(03:25:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: no trust me i wnt
(03:25:33 PM) DaySleeper: depression is the second leading cause of death after bacon deficiency
(03:25:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:25:56 PM) DaySleeper: guess what the first one is
(03:25:59 PM) DaySleeper: the leading cause of death
(03:26:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:26:09 PM) DaySleeper: wrong
(03:26:12 PM) DaySleeper: guess again
(03:26:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur mom
(03:26:20 PM) DaySleeper: so close

(02:53:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: i am so freakin bored
(02:53:13 PM) DaySleeper: I know
(02:53:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: no u dnt
(02:53:19 PM) DaySleeper: You only talk to me when you’re bored
(02:53:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: w.e
(02:53:29 PM) DaySleeper: Bored or dying
(02:53:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(02:53:37 PM) DaySleeper: it’s like you only have two settings
(02:53:50 PM) DaySleeper: bleak and meaningless boredom or iminent DOOM
(02:53:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(02:54:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: im cat is driving me insane!!!!!!!!!!!!
(02:54:15 PM) DaySleeper: oh I’m sorry
(02:54:20 PM) DaySleeper: i forgot your third setting
(02:54:32 PM) DaySleeper: VIOLENTLY RANDOM NON SEQUITURS
(02:54:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: no!!!

(02:54:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: she jus wants attention
(02:56:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: she needs a bath 2
(02:56:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: she smells
(02:57:11 PM) DaySleeper: your mom does
(02:57:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: she prolly does
(02:57:48 PM) DaySleeper: gross
(02:57:51 PM) DaySleeper: you need to get a hose
(02:59:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e

(04:14:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(04:14:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(04:15:12 PM) DaySleeper: not much, you?
(04:15:15 PM) DaySleeper: i had to buy tires today
(04:15:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: that sucks
(04:15:56 PM) DaySleeper: yeah
(04:16:01 PM) DaySleeper: $300
(04:16:02 PM) DaySleeper: or so
(04:16:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: y didnt u jusy get used ones thats wat my dad does
(04:16:38 PM) DaySleeper: because i’d like to not die in a fiery crash
(04:16:51 PM) DaySleeper: i live in canada
(04:16:53 PM) DaySleeper: we get snow here
(04:16:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: we do 2
(04:17:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hate it
(04:17:00 PM) DaySleeper: used tires is asking for death
(04:17:03 PM) DaySleeper: BEGGING FOR DEAAAAAAAAAATH
(04:17:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: we have snow 2
(04:18:14 PM) DaySleeper: how much
(04:18:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: ugh jaime is pissin me off so freakin bad
(04:18:23 PM) DaySleeper: we get like 1-2 feet in early december
(04:18:28 PM) DaySleeper: oh, what’s he doing
(04:18:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: being a dumbass
(04:18:44 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(04:18:59 PM) DaySleeper: how
(04:19:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: UGH I WANT TO FREAKIN KILL HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
(04:19:06 PM) DaySleeper: what’d he do
(04:19:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: yellin at me for everything
(04:19:12 PM) DaySleeper: what’d you do
(04:19:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin
(04:19:19 PM) DaySleeper: uh huh
(04:19:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: he yells at me bc i went tanning 2day
(04:19:43 PM) DaySleeper: mmhmmm
(04:19:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: aint that stupipd
(04:19:54 PM) DaySleeper: well
(04:19:59 PM) DaySleeper: what were you supposed to be doing
(04:20:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin
(04:20:28 PM) DaySleeper: so why’s he mad
(04:20:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc hes a dumbass
(04:20:39 PM) DaySleeper: is it because you’re drastically increasing your risk of cancer?
(04:20:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: no its actually good for u
(04:20:57 PM) DaySleeper: no, it’s not
(04:21:00 PM) DaySleeper: we’ve been over this
(04:21:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc u get vitiam d out of it
(04:21:14 PM) DaySleeper: and skin cancer
(04:21:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: trust me i just did a research paper on it with my lil cousin
(04:21:34 PM) DaySleeper: on the whole, i’d rather deal with a minor vitamin d deficiency than melanoma
(04:21:43 PM) DaySleeper: did you use wikipedia as a source in your paper
(04:21:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i used the internet
(04:22:06 PM) DaySleeper: what sites
(04:22:11 PM) DaySleeper: *which sites
(04:22:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: go to tanningtruths.com or sumthin like that
(04:22:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt remember
(04:22:42 PM) DaySleeper: is tanningtruths run by a company that makes tanning booths
(04:23:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(04:23:04 PM) DaySleeper: who runs it
(04:23:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: iduno
(04:23:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: iduno
(04:23:16 PM) DaySleeper: oh
(04:23:17 PM) DaySleeper: okay
(04:23:22 PM) DaySleeper: so it’s probably not a reputable source
(04:23:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: trust me ive had to go to confences about it
(04:23:40 PM) DaySleeper: I love it when people make life decisions based upon things they read on the internet
(04:23:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: go to smarttan.com and there should b a link on there
(04:23:51 PM) DaySleeper: have you ever talked to a real doctor about it
(04:24:36 PM) DaySleeper: i imagine it would be very instructive to discuss tanning with an oncologist
(04:25:34 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(04:25:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: would i really have a conversation with a real doctor anyways?
(04:25:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: u 4get who ur talkin 2
(04:26:10 PM) DaySleeper: so as soon as jaime graduates you will be scared of him
(04:26:23 PM) DaySleeper: i could never forget the person to whom I am talking
(04:26:26 PM) DaySleeper: not when it’s you
(04:26:27 PM) DaySleeper: trust me
(04:26:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i wnt be scared of him unless he starts actin like a doctor at home
(04:26:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: then maybe yea
(04:27:12 PM) DaySleeper: how does one act like a doctor
(04:27:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: i duno
(04:27:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: i got a playboy bunny now
(04:27:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: i think thats y he got mad
(04:27:40 PM) DaySleeper: where do you keep it
(04:27:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: no on my stomach
(04:27:59 PM) DaySleeper: that sounds painful
(04:27:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: the stickers u put on while tanning
(04:28:05 PM) DaySleeper: does she need regular feeding or what
(04:28:09 PM) DaySleeper: oh, i see
(04:28:17 PM) DaySleeper: so not a real bunny
(04:28:24 PM) DaySleeper: not like an actual naked person
(04:28:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: i got sick of my dolphin so im lettin that fad and having a playboy bunny
(04:28:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: no!!!!!!!!!!
(04:28:41 PM) DaySleeper: that’s probably for the best
(04:28:53 PM) DaySleeper: because what if he decided he liked her better than you
(04:28:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(04:28:56 PM) DaySleeper: that’d be awkward
(04:29:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea jus alittle
(04:29:23 PM) DaySleeper: what sort of sound does your head make when you hit your hand on it?
(04:29:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: iduno
(04:29:34 PM) DaySleeper: i imagine it to be a sort of echoy, resounding BONG
(04:29:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats mean
(04:30:04 PM) DaySleeper: You’re right
(04:30:09 PM) DaySleeper: It wouldn’t resound much.
(04:30:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: y do u think im so stupid
(04:30:16 PM) DaySleeper: I take back resounding
(04:30:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: wen im not
(04:30:44 PM) DaySleeper: It has to do with the fact that I’ve never seen you complete an entire phrase without spelling at least one word wrong.
(04:30:56 PM) DaySleeper: (also, missing apostrophe)
(04:31:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: See I can do it.
(04:31:16 PM) DaySleeper: The spelling was correct but your grammar leaves much to be desired.
(04:31:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: You’re mean.
(04:31:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: Happy?
(04:31:40 PM) DaySleeper: Not hardly. You just said I was mean.
(04:31:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: im sry
(04:31:51 PM) DaySleeper: How am I supposed to be happy now?
(04:31:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: im just to lazy to type am
(04:31:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: em*
(04:32:00 PM) DaySleeper: I’m going to my room to listen to the Cure and cut myself.
(04:32:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf

(03:03:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin. bored
(03:03:06 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(03:03:17 PM) DaySleeper: there was a bit of a delay there
(03:03:24 PM) DaySleeper: you on computer or phone
(03:04:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup. theres nuttn 2 freakn do
(03:04:46 PM) DaySleeper: hmm
(03:04:51 PM) DaySleeper: do you at least have some food today?
(03:06:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: fone
(03:07:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: im at the salon
(03:07:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hav 2 work til 4
(03:09:11 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(03:09:25 PM) DaySleeper: you should go turn all the tanning beds to ’shake ‘n’ bake’

(03:54:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: do i want ice cream or not
(03:54:44 PM) DaySleeper: hmm
(03:54:52 PM) DaySleeper: on the one hand ice cream is pretty tasty
(03:54:59 PM) DaySleeper: on the other hand you will get fat
(03:55:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: reeses ice cream 2
(03:55:11 PM) DaySleeper: are you going to eat an entire gallon
(03:55:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea but i can eat all i want and not gain a pound
(03:55:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: hell no!!!!!!!!

(03:55:28 PM) DaySleeper: that’ll change
(03:55:29 PM) DaySleeper: fatty
(03:56:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(04:02:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: this ice cream is good
(04:08:32 PM) DaySleeper: how good
(04:08:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: pretty good
(04:09:05 PM) DaySleeper: on a scale of 1 to 10
(04:09:08 PM) DaySleeper: how drunk are yo
(04:09:09 PM) DaySleeper: you
(04:09:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: 0
(04:09:53 PM) DaySleeper: that number is not between 1 and 10
(04:10:04 PM) DaySleeper: error error does not compute
(04:10:09 PM) DaySleeper: reinstall universe and reboot