stupid kayla

(03:40:31 PM) DaySleeper: kayla what is the biggest word you know
(03:40:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: iduno
(03:40:56 PM) DaySleeper: that’s only 5 letters
(03:40:59 PM) DaySleeper: and isn’t really a word
(03:41:05 PM) DaySleeper: a second question
(03:41:11 PM) DaySleeper: what exactly is tingle lotion
(03:41:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up ur mean
(03:41:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: its this tanning lotion that makes u feel like you have a sunburn bc it makes the blood flow faster and makes u tan faster
(03:42:30 PM) DaySleeper: so how do they put it on you
(03:42:32 PM) DaySleeper: turkey baster?
(03:45:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: u rub it in with ur hands
(03:46:03 PM) DaySleeper: are you propositioning me again
(03:46:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: stop using big words

(03:18:27 PM) DaySleeper: you going to be back on the team this year?
(03:18:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: i wish
(03:18:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: i thnk my bball days r over
(03:19:09 PM) DaySleeper: you’ll have to move into coaching
(03:19:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: haha or not
(03:19:56 PM) DaySleeper: everybody knows that coaches can’t cut it on the court any more
(03:20:00 PM) DaySleeper: that’s why they move to coaching
(03:21:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: i just dnt feel like it
(03:21:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc it will make me miss it 2 much
(03:21:26 PM) DaySleeper: are you allergic to vowels?
(03:21:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: wtf
(03:22:31 PM) DaySleeper: so you’re saying yes?
(03:22:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(03:22:44 PM) DaySleeper: oh okay
(03:22:48 PM) DaySleeper: just checking
(03:22:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: im sayin adams smokin crack
(03:22:58 PM) DaySleeper: hmmm
(03:23:03 PM) DaySleeper: that is a pretty reasonable explanation
(03:23:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:23:19 PM) DaySleeper: for why you never put the ‘o’ or the apostrophe in don’t
(03:24:11 PM) DaySleeper: it is plainly due to my substance abuse issues
(03:24:16 PM) DaySleeper: WAY TO BE SUPPORTIVE, JERK
(03:24:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: its wat my boss tells me all the time
(03:25:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc i use the strongest tingle lotion while tanning and i cant even feel it
(03:25:12 PM) DaySleeper: your boss tells you that i am on crack
(03:25:28 PM) DaySleeper: how perceptive
(03:25:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: no that i am
(03:25:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: my boss dosnt even kno u
(03:25:59 PM) DaySleeper: she tells you that you’re perceptive?
(03:26:08 PM) DaySleeper: I feel that she is perhaps lacking in perception
(03:26:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: no he tells me im smoking crak
(03:26:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: crack*
(03:26:26 PM) DaySleeper: okay i figured it out
(03:26:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc i use the hottest tingle lotion and i cant feel it
(03:26:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: at all
(03:26:41 PM) DaySleeper: you’re allergic to apostrophes
(03:26:49 PM) DaySleeper: so if I keep on using ‘em
(03:26:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: and its suppost to feel like a sunburn
(03:26:56 PM) DaySleeper: you’re probably going to swell up or something
(03:27:02 PM) DaySleeper: do you have an epi pen handy
(03:27:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: w.e
(03:27:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: no im not allgeric to anything
(03:27:54 PM) DaySleeper: not even
(03:27:56 PM) DaySleeper: BEEZ
(03:28:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(03:28:20 PM) DaySleeper: what of
(03:28:22 PM) DaySleeper: balloonz
(03:28:39 PM) DaySleeper: latex(ez)
(03:28:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(03:28:59 PM) DaySleeper: goatz
(03:29:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: that would suck
(03:29:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc then u couldnt use condoms
(03:29:10 PM) DaySleeper: tell me about it
(03:29:14 PM) DaySleeper: every time i go near a goat
(03:29:18 PM) DaySleeper: it’s like swelling city
(03:29:22 PM) DaySleeper: condoms or no
(03:29:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not tlkin bout that
(03:29:26 PM) DaySleeper: stupid goats
(03:29:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:30:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: no it would suck it u were allergic to latex nc then u couldnt use condoms
(03:31:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: then u couldnt really have sex
(03:31:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: and that would just suck
(03:31:15 PM) DaySleeper: um
(03:31:21 PM) DaySleeper: i don’t know if you’re aware of this or not
(03:31:23 PM) DaySleeper: but uh
(03:31:25 PM) DaySleeper: it is possible
(03:31:27 PM) DaySleeper: to have sex
(03:31:31 PM) DaySleeper: (and this is the biggy)
(03:31:32 PM) DaySleeper: without
(03:31:33 PM) DaySleeper: condoms
(03:31:35 PM) DaySleeper: fyi
(03:31:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea but then u could get pregnant
(03:31:55 PM) DaySleeper: I don’t really think that I could
(03:32:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: well i could is what i mean
(03:32:28 PM) DaySleeper: are
(03:32:32 PM) DaySleeper: are you propositioning me
(03:32:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:32:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: stop using big words
(03:32:56 PM) DaySleeper: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

(03:01:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(03:01:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: sup
(03:01:48 PM) DaySleeper: hiya
(03:01:50 PM) DaySleeper: how’s things
(03:01:54 PM) DaySleeper: haven’t seen you in a while
(03:01:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok i guess
(03:02:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: i IM u the other day
(03:02:09 PM) DaySleeper: I saw that
(03:02:10 PM) DaySleeper: sorry
(03:02:13 PM) DaySleeper: i was talking to my boss
(03:02:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: u better b
(03:02:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(03:02:24 PM) DaySleeper: so what’s up
(03:02:26 PM) DaySleeper: how’s school
(03:02:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: nuttin
(03:02:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: boring
(03:02:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: im almost done tho
(03:02:46 PM) DaySleeper: oh yeah
(03:02:48 PM) DaySleeper: how long?
(03:02:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: i only need 500more hrs now
(03:02:51 PM) DaySleeper: nice
(03:03:00 PM) DaySleeper: not long at all
(03:03:02 PM) DaySleeper: that’s only like
(03:03:05 PM) DaySleeper: 10 really hard core weeks
(03:03:19 PM) DaySleeper: if you can find somebody who will let you cut hair for 10 hours a day
(03:03:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: 8hrs a day is wat i do
(03:04:01 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(03:04:04 PM) DaySleeper: not bad
(03:04:10 PM) DaySleeper: so how many weeks at 8 hours a day?
(03:05:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: 40hrs a week
(03:05:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: so im not sure
(03:05:14 PM) DaySleeper: well
(03:05:18 PM) DaySleeper: what’s 500 divided by 40
(03:05:53 PM) DaySleeper: come on
(03:05:55 PM) DaySleeper: i know you can do it
(03:06:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: iduno
(03:06:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: i need a calcuator
(03:06:26 PM) DaySleeper: okay
(03:06:30 PM) DaySleeper: there is one on yoru computer
(03:06:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: no it got erased
(03:06:41 PM) DaySleeper: how
(03:06:44 PM) DaySleeper: how did you
(03:06:47 PM) DaySleeper: okay never mind
(03:06:51 PM) DaySleeper: let’s work through it together
(03:06:54 PM) DaySleeper: we need to break it down
(03:07:06 PM) DaySleeper: 500 divided by 40 is the same as 50 divided by 4, right?
(03:07:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: iduno
(03:07:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: i went to midwest central
(03:07:37 PM) DaySleeper: mm good point
(03:07:43 PM) DaySleeper: it’s sort of surprising that you can even talk
(03:08:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: WHAT!!!
(03:08:09 PM) DaySleeper: well
(03:08:11 PM) DaySleeper: midwest central
(03:08:12 PM) DaySleeper: i mean
(03:08:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc we never did math in our heads
(03:08:17 PM) DaySleeper: you know what they say
(03:08:31 PM) DaySleeper: did you ever learn long division
(03:08:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea in 6th grade
(03:08:42 PM) DaySleeper: okay
(03:08:45 PM) DaySleeper: let’s work it out that way
(03:08:47 PM) DaySleeper: do you have a pencil
(03:08:53 PM) DaySleeper: or a pen
(03:09:18 PM) DaySleeper: or even a charred stick
(03:09:23 PM) DaySleeper: for the cave wall
(03:09:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(03:09:35 PM) DaySleeper: a pointy rock and a flat rock
(03:10:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: shut up
(03:10:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have my fone
(03:10:19 PM) DaySleeper: oh okay
(03:10:23 PM) DaySleeper: let’s call somebody who knows
(03:10:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: 12.5
(03:10:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i used the calculator on that
(03:10:42 PM) DaySleeper: 12.5 is not a phone number
(03:10:44 PM) DaySleeper: what the
(03:10:58 PM) DaySleeper: oh i see
(03:11:06 PM) DaySleeper: let’s do more math
(03:11:10 PM) DaySleeper: what is the square root of 4
(03:11:38 PM) Stupid Kayla: 2 i duno
(03:11:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: lets not
(03:11:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hated maht
(03:11:46 PM) DaySleeper: no way
(03:11:49 PM) DaySleeper: you’re so good at it!
(03:11:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur not funny
(03:12:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: actually my freshman yr i had a 162 percent in it
(03:12:17 PM) DaySleeper: wow
(03:12:19 PM) DaySleeper: 162%
(03:12:30 PM) DaySleeper: no wonder you don’t like it
(03:12:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: its bc i was teachers pet
(03:12:52 PM) DaySleeper: i bet
(03:13:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: i was
(03:13:00 PM) DaySleeper: have you ever heard the song by the Police about that
(03:13:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope
(03:13:37 PM) DaySleeper: never mind, then
(03:13:42 PM) DaySleeper: how’s your knee
(03:13:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok
(03:13:47 PM) DaySleeper: actually
(03:13:54 PM) DaySleeper: i think the reason you’re not so good at math
(03:14:00 PM) DaySleeper: is because your teachers aren’t good at it
(03:14:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok,,,
(03:14:10 PM) DaySleeper: well
(03:14:20 PM) DaySleeper: 162 out of 100
(03:14:22 PM) DaySleeper: i mean
(03:14:23 PM) DaySleeper: come on
(03:14:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i had a bunch of extra credit
(03:14:41 PM) DaySleeper: oh i bet you did