(04:30:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: i don’t like you treating kayla like you do
(04:30:22 PM) DaySleeper: I’m not really impressed, either
(04:30:28 PM) DaySleeper: but then again
(04:30:31 PM) DaySleeper: I’m a dude on the internet
(04:30:35 PM) DaySleeper: and you’re right there with her
(04:30:40 PM) DaySleeper: and she’s playing basketball
(04:30:45 PM) DaySleeper: while you talk to me
(04:30:53 PM) DaySleeper: so rather than you going and stopping her
(04:30:58 PM) DaySleeper: you vent your impotent rage at me
(04:31:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: well i couldnt stop her
(04:31:06 PM) DaySleeper: well, i didn’t tell her to start
(04:31:12 PM) DaySleeper: so you can take your accusations
(04:31:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: that’s what she said
(04:31:18 PM) DaySleeper: fold them until they are sharp corners
(04:31:23 PM) DaySleeper: cover them in mustard
(04:31:26 PM) DaySleeper: and shove them up your ass
(04:31:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: then stop telling her to go play basketball
(04:31:52 PM) DaySleeper: I also point out that every time she ’stops breathing’, you sit there and talk to me
(04:32:02 PM) DaySleeper: instead of doing, i don’t know, cpr or something
(04:32:16 PM) DaySleeper: I have not once told her to go play basketball.
(04:32:25 PM) DaySleeper: I never will tell her to play basketball
(04:32:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats what she said
(04:32:52 PM) DaySleeper: you are like some kind of crazy broken recording device thing
(04:33:00 PM) DaySleeper: that just repeats back the same words
(04:33:01 PM) DaySleeper: over
(04:33:03 PM) DaySleeper: and over
(04:33:04 PM) DaySleeper: and over
(04:33:10 PM) DaySleeper: repetition does not make you right
(04:34:14 PM) DaySleeper: I am pretty sure that there is no way for me to ‘make’ or ‘get’ her to do anything
(04:34:22 PM) DaySleeper: she’s pretty much going to carry on doing whatever she likes
(04:34:26 PM) DaySleeper: until she falls over
(04:34:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: you’re going to make her fuck up her knee even more
(04:34:33 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(04:34:36 PM) DaySleeper: I clearly am
(04:34:40 PM) DaySleeper: by talking to her over AIM
(04:34:50 PM) DaySleeper: Are you even reading what you’re typing?
(04:34:56 PM) DaySleeper: Does this make any sense to you?
(04:35:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: well you told her to and you know she’s going to listen
(04:35:17 PM) DaySleeper: I have a feeling that you would fail the Turing test.
(04:35:24 PM) DaySleeper: hello
(04:35:25 PM) Stupid Kayla : basketball
(04:35:25 PM) DaySleeper: hello
(04:35:27 PM) DaySleeper: are you there
(04:35:36 PM) DaySleeper: i did not tell her to play basketball
(04:35:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: why wouldnt i be fay
(04:35:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: *fag
(04:35:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: then why would she say you did
(04:35:59 PM) DaySleeper: because she is retarded, you see
(04:36:12 PM) DaySleeper: perhaps she has lied to you
(04:36:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: thanks for hurting her knee again
(04:36:18 PM) DaySleeper: perish the thought
(04:36:25 PM) DaySleeper: you say that like i’m standing there with a bat
(04:36:37 PM) DaySleeper: and hitting her every ten minutes
(04:36:43 PM) DaySleeper: BREAKING NEWS:
(04:36:49 PM) DaySleeper: Kayla is responsible for her own actions
(04:37:06 PM) DaySleeper: though i would argue that she couldn’t be held liable for them in a court of law
(04:37:28 PM) DaySleeper: I think an insanity defence could get her off of pretty much any charge
(04:37:56 PM) DaySleeper: so is she still playing basketball now?
(04:38:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: no she fucked up her knee
(04:38:37 PM) DaySleeper: shocking developments
(04:38:43 PM) DaySleeper: guess what champ
(04:38:45 PM) DaySleeper: she is lying to you
(04:39:11 PM) DaySleeper: I have not told her at any time to go play basketball
(04:39:19 PM) DaySleeper: I suppose you’ll just have to take my word for it
(04:39:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: ah no i believe her.
(04:39:41 PM) DaySleeper: that… is why you fail
(04:40:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: you don’t even know how much pain she’s in and how nasty her knee looks
(04:40:25 PM) DaySleeper: nor do i care
(04:40:35 PM) DaySleeper: because it is not really my problem, you see
(04:41:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: y did u have to tell me to go play bball
(04:41:13 PM) DaySleeper: I must applaud your consistency
(04:41:49 PM) DaySleeper: and commitment to the bit
(04:42:00 PM) DaySleeper: at no time did i tell you to play basketball
(04:42:09 PM) DaySleeper: i have, at several times in the past, urged you not to do so
(04:43:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hope you know she’s never going to be able to walk again now.
(04:43:25 PM) DaySleeper: i’ve been saying that for months
(04:43:57 PM) DaySleeper: it’s too bad she didn’t listen all those times that people told her not to play basketball
(04:44:04 PM) DaySleeper: that would have saved her some hassle, i bet
(04:44:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: go fuck off
(04:44:45 PM) DaySleeper: brilliant