Kayla on: The truth

(03:56:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(03:56:27 PM) DaySleeper: sup
(03:56:30 PM) DaySleeper: how’s things?
(03:56:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok
(03:56:52 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(03:56:56 PM) DaySleeper: good to hear
(03:57:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok….
(03:57:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: i finally get my razr wed
(03:58:07 PM) DaySleeper: nice
(03:58:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(03:58:14 PM) DaySleeper: kayla i have something to tell you
(03:58:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:58:24 PM) DaySleeper: i am none too pleased with you
(03:58:26 PM) DaySleeper: for you have lied to me
(03:58:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:58:36 PM) DaySleeper: http://myspace.com/(edited)
(03:58:42 PM) DaySleeper: LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE, KAYLA
(03:58:46 PM) DaySleeper: LIAR
(03:58:47 PM) DaySleeper: CONFESS
(03:58:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: confess wat
(03:58:58 PM) DaySleeper: you told me you were 19
(03:59:01 PM) DaySleeper: SEVERAL TIMES
(03:59:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: i am
(03:59:05 PM) DaySleeper:
(03:59:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats not mine
(03:59:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: mines a bunch of numbers
(03:59:27 PM) DaySleeper: kayla
(03:59:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: im seriously
(03:59:40 PM) DaySleeper: your sn is the same as that
(03:59:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: go to search and type in
(04:00:53 PM) DaySleeper: kayla
(04:00:56 PM) DaySleeper: you are lying to me
(04:01:00 PM) DaySleeper: what is your boyfriend’s name
(04:01:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(04:01:11 PM) DaySleeper: it is joe
(04:01:18 PM) DaySleeper: you have told me it is joe
(04:01:24 PM) DaySleeper: guess what
(04:01:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: im dead serious im 19
(04:01:34 PM) DaySleeper: this mystery kayla’s boyfriend is also named joe
(04:01:38 PM) DaySleeper: COINCIDENCE?!
(04:01:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: im 19
(04:02:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: i swear
(04:02:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my myspace says im 19
(04:02:29 PM) DaySleeper: i am disinclined to believe you
(04:02:49 PM) DaySleeper: you lied when you said that I told you to play basketball
(04:02:52 PM) DaySleeper: I said no such thing
(04:02:57 PM) DaySleeper: fabricator
(04:03:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: im swear im 19
(04:03:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: y how old does it say i am
(04:03:38 PM) DaySleeper: 16
(04:03:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: if i was 16 i would still be in school
(04:03:53 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(04:03:59 PM) DaySleeper: a complex web of lies
(04:04:07 PM) DaySleeper: what day is your birthday
(04:04:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: but im not in school now am i
(04:04:14 PM) DaySleeper: i don’t really know
(04:04:19 PM) DaySleeper: because i can’t really trust you
(04:04:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: december 29th
(04:04:29 PM) DaySleeper: i refuse to believe on general principles
(04:04:33 PM) DaySleeper: that there are two people named kayla
(04:04:37 PM) DaySleeper: who have boyfriends named joe
(04:04:49 PM) DaySleeper: and have the exact same (edited) nickname
(04:04:54 PM) DaySleeper: because that is retarded
(04:05:01 PM) DaySleeper: (edited), i should say
(04:05:13 PM) DaySleeper: the odds are astronomical
(04:05:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: well then sumone mustve changed it bc ppl r really pissed off at me right now
(04:05:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc i have like 20 hating me riht now
(04:05:43 PM) DaySleeper: if you didn’t lie to people
(04:05:47 PM) DaySleeper: i bet they would like you better
(04:05:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt
(04:06:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: no theyre all pissed off bc theyre sayin im a slut
(04:06:24 PM) DaySleeper: i wonder what cory depeugh would say
(04:06:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: u dnt even kno cory
(04:06:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: and how do u kno of cory
(04:06:57 PM) DaySleeper: HE’S IN YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE YOU TARD
(04:07:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: how am i suppost to kno he is or isnt
(04:07:16 PM) DaySleeper: as your most missed memorry
(04:07:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: its not like im ever on
(04:07:24 PM) DaySleeper: *memory
(04:07:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: the last time i was on was like a month ago
(04:07:29 PM) DaySleeper: kayla
(04:07:33 PM) DaySleeper: do not lie to me any more
(04:07:37 PM) DaySleeper: i am unimpressed with it
(04:07:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: i didnt do anythin
(04:07:49 PM) DaySleeper: clikc the link i posted up there
(04:07:58 PM) DaySleeper:
(04:08:00 PM) DaySleeper: do it
(04:08:03 PM) DaySleeper: just try it
(04:08:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: i did
(04:08:07 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(04:08:10 PM) DaySleeper: and read the survey
(04:08:12 PM) DaySleeper: Your Most Missed Memory:cory depeugh
(04:08:16 PM) DaySleeper: WHAT THE HELL
(04:08:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok… so its cory
(04:09:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: i cant tell u the last time i was on myspace
(04:09:20 PM) DaySleeper: how is alexis
(04:09:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: i duno i dnt ever see her
(04:09:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt see anyone on my myspace anymore bc in in nc
(04:10:07 PM) DaySleeper: kayla
(04:10:11 PM) DaySleeper: that is your myspace
(04:10:15 PM) DaySleeper: the one i linked
(04:10:19 PM) DaySleeper: it has all those people on it
(04:10:27 PM) DaySleeper: have you fallen down lately
(04:10:31 PM) DaySleeper: did you hit your head on something
(04:10:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat im just sayin i dnt see anyone anymore
(04:10:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have 2 different myspaces 2
(04:11:11 PM) DaySleeper: your last login
(04:11:16 PM) DaySleeper: was on september 1st
(04:11:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea that wasnt me i told u
(04:11:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: how could i orfer my razr if i was 16
(04:11:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: huh
(04:11:52 PM) DaySleeper: http://myspace-958.vo.llnwd.net/00256/85/99/256369958_m.jpg
(04:11:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: u have to be 18
(04:11:54 PM) DaySleeper: is that you?
(04:12:14 PM) DaySleeper: kayla i basically don’t trust you at all
(04:12:22 PM) DaySleeper: since you lied about me telling you to go play basketball
(04:13:02 PM) DaySleeper: oh hey
(04:13:06 PM) DaySleeper: i found a picture of joe, too
(04:13:07 PM) DaySleeper: http://myspace-815.vo.llnwd.net/00262/51/86/262526815_m.gif
(04:14:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: how would i b 16v if i ordered that cell
(04:15:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: tel me that
(04:15:06 PM) DaySleeper: stolen credit cards
(04:15:10 PM) DaySleeper: alternately you’re lying
(04:15:13 PM) DaySleeper: that would be my guess
(04:15:24 PM) DaySleeper: the last time you sent joe a message was on june 24
(04:15:32 PM) DaySleeper: so you logged in within the last year
(04:15:34 PM) DaySleeper:
(04:15:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: no ur have to have ur social sercuity number and ur drivers license number
(04:16:05 PM) DaySleeper: you can get a social insurance number any time
(04:16:11 PM) DaySleeper: and you can get a drivers license at 16
(04:16:18 PM) DaySleeper:
(04:16:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea but it checks how old u r wen they do the credit check
(04:16:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: duh
(04:16:26 PM) DaySleeper: you are not building a compelling case for yourself
(04:16:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats y they have to have those thing to make sure ur 18
(04:17:33 PM) DaySleeper: they ought to have a written exam
(04:17:45 PM) DaySleeper: so that you have to have a basic level of literacy
(04:17:52 PM) DaySleeper: before they let you have one

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