stupid kayla

(05:00:04 PM) DaySleeper: did you have a nice labour day
(05:00:08 PM) DaySleeper: that is the question at hand
(05:00:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: and it sucked bc i had to cut hair all day
(05:00:26 PM) DaySleeper: how’s that work
(05:00:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc i found out i 800hrs in
(05:00:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: hows wat work
(05:00:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i need 1500hrs
(05:01:08 PM) DaySleeper: AH
(05:01:10 PM) DaySleeper: i see
(05:01:15 PM) DaySleeper: 1500 hours of experience
(05:01:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(05:01:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: and i only have 800
(05:01:48 PM) DaySleeper: when do you have to have the experience done?
(05:03:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: it doesnt matter
(05:03:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: i need 2 get it done tho
(05:03:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: so then i can make the big bvcks
(05:03:34 PM) DaySleeper: so it’s a condition of you getting your hair cutting permit
(05:03:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: we have to have a license
(05:04:04 PM) DaySleeper: license to thrill
(05:04:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: and if u move to a different state u have to get a new one
(05:04:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: for that state
(05:04:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: so after im done with all my hrs i can get my license
(05:05:31 PM) DaySleeper: i see
(05:05:48 PM) DaySleeper: so they want you to have 1500 hours of unlicensed practice before they let you do it for real?
(05:05:51 PM) DaySleeper: that seems a little odd
(05:06:00 PM) DaySleeper: all these un-regulated hair dressers running around
(05:06:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: well do it by ourselfs
(05:06:07 PM) DaySleeper: cutting hair all willy-nilly
(05:06:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: no its cheaper if u get ur hair done at a school
(05:06:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc u learn on wigs
(05:06:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: and then u go to the real thing
(05:06:39 PM) DaySleeper: what if the wigs complain
(05:06:44 PM) DaySleeper: who listens to their cries for mercy
(05:06:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt rthink it will
(05:06:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: that would b kinda of funny tho
(05:07:23 PM) DaySleeper: WISE FWOM YOU GWAVE

(03:56:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(03:56:27 PM) DaySleeper: sup
(03:56:30 PM) DaySleeper: how’s things?
(03:56:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok
(03:56:52 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(03:56:56 PM) DaySleeper: good to hear
(03:57:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok….
(03:57:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: i finally get my razr wed
(03:58:07 PM) DaySleeper: nice
(03:58:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup
(03:58:14 PM) DaySleeper: kayla i have something to tell you
(03:58:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:58:24 PM) DaySleeper: i am none too pleased with you
(03:58:26 PM) DaySleeper: for you have lied to me
(03:58:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:58:36 PM) DaySleeper: http://myspace.com/(edited)
(03:58:42 PM) DaySleeper: LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE, KAYLA
(03:58:46 PM) DaySleeper: LIAR
(03:58:47 PM) DaySleeper: CONFESS
(03:58:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: confess wat
(03:58:58 PM) DaySleeper: you told me you were 19
(03:59:01 PM) DaySleeper: SEVERAL TIMES
(03:59:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: i am
(03:59:05 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:59:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats not mine
(03:59:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: mines a bunch of numbers
(03:59:27 PM) DaySleeper: kayla
(03:59:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: im seriously
(03:59:40 PM) DaySleeper: your sn is the same as that
(03:59:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: go to search and type in
(04:00:53 PM) DaySleeper: kayla
(04:00:56 PM) DaySleeper: you are lying to me
(04:01:00 PM) DaySleeper: what is your boyfriend’s name
(04:01:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(04:01:11 PM) DaySleeper: it is joe
(04:01:18 PM) DaySleeper: you have told me it is joe
(04:01:24 PM) DaySleeper: guess what
(04:01:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: im dead serious im 19
(04:01:34 PM) DaySleeper: this mystery kayla’s boyfriend is also named joe
(04:01:38 PM) DaySleeper: COINCIDENCE?!
(04:01:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: im 19
(04:02:07 PM) Stupid Kayla: i swear
(04:02:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: and my myspace says im 19
(04:02:29 PM) DaySleeper: i am disinclined to believe you
(04:02:49 PM) DaySleeper: you lied when you said that I told you to play basketball
(04:02:52 PM) DaySleeper: I said no such thing
(04:02:57 PM) DaySleeper: fabricator
(04:03:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: im swear im 19
(04:03:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: y how old does it say i am
(04:03:38 PM) DaySleeper: 16
(04:03:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: if i was 16 i would still be in school
(04:03:53 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(04:03:59 PM) DaySleeper: a complex web of lies
(04:04:07 PM) DaySleeper: what day is your birthday
(04:04:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: but im not in school now am i
(04:04:14 PM) DaySleeper: i don’t really know
(04:04:19 PM) DaySleeper: because i can’t really trust you
(04:04:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: december 29th
(04:04:29 PM) DaySleeper: i refuse to believe on general principles
(04:04:33 PM) DaySleeper: that there are two people named kayla
(04:04:37 PM) DaySleeper: who have boyfriends named joe
(04:04:49 PM) DaySleeper: and have the exact same (edited) nickname
(04:04:54 PM) DaySleeper: because that is retarded
(04:05:01 PM) DaySleeper: (edited), i should say
(04:05:13 PM) DaySleeper: the odds are astronomical
(04:05:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: well then sumone mustve changed it bc ppl r really pissed off at me right now
(04:05:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc i have like 20 hating me riht now
(04:05:43 PM) DaySleeper: if you didn’t lie to people
(04:05:47 PM) DaySleeper: i bet they would like you better
(04:05:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt
(04:06:19 PM) Stupid Kayla: no theyre all pissed off bc theyre sayin im a slut
(04:06:24 PM) DaySleeper: i wonder what cory depeugh would say
(04:06:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: u dnt even kno cory
(04:06:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: and how do u kno of cory
(04:06:57 PM) DaySleeper: HE’S IN YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE YOU TARD
(04:07:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: how am i suppost to kno he is or isnt
(04:07:16 PM) DaySleeper: as your most missed memorry
(04:07:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: its not like im ever on
(04:07:24 PM) DaySleeper: *memory
(04:07:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: the last time i was on was like a month ago
(04:07:29 PM) DaySleeper: kayla
(04:07:33 PM) DaySleeper: do not lie to me any more
(04:07:37 PM) DaySleeper: i am unimpressed with it
(04:07:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: i didnt do anythin
(04:07:49 PM) DaySleeper: clikc the link i posted up there
(04:07:58 PM) DaySleeper:
(04:08:00 PM) DaySleeper: do it
(04:08:03 PM) DaySleeper: just try it
(04:08:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: i did
(04:08:07 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(04:08:10 PM) DaySleeper: and read the survey
(04:08:12 PM) DaySleeper: Your Most Missed Memory:cory depeugh
(04:08:16 PM) DaySleeper: WHAT THE HELL
(04:08:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok… so its cory
(04:09:20 PM) Stupid Kayla: i cant tell u the last time i was on myspace
(04:09:20 PM) DaySleeper: how is alexis
(04:09:40 PM) Stupid Kayla: i duno i dnt ever see her
(04:09:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt see anyone on my myspace anymore bc in in nc
(04:10:07 PM) DaySleeper: kayla
(04:10:11 PM) DaySleeper: that is your myspace
(04:10:15 PM) DaySleeper: the one i linked
(04:10:19 PM) DaySleeper: it has all those people on it
(04:10:27 PM) DaySleeper: have you fallen down lately
(04:10:31 PM) DaySleeper: did you hit your head on something
(04:10:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat im just sayin i dnt see anyone anymore
(04:10:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have 2 different myspaces 2
(04:11:11 PM) DaySleeper: your last login
(04:11:16 PM) DaySleeper: was on september 1st
(04:11:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea that wasnt me i told u
(04:11:47 PM) Stupid Kayla: how could i orfer my razr if i was 16
(04:11:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: huh
(04:11:52 PM) DaySleeper: http://myspace-958.vo.llnwd.net/00256/85/99/256369958_m.jpg
(04:11:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: u have to be 18
(04:11:54 PM) DaySleeper: is that you?
(04:12:14 PM) DaySleeper: kayla i basically don’t trust you at all
(04:12:22 PM) DaySleeper: since you lied about me telling you to go play basketball
(04:13:02 PM) DaySleeper: oh hey
(04:13:06 PM) DaySleeper: i found a picture of joe, too
(04:13:07 PM) DaySleeper: http://myspace-815.vo.llnwd.net/00262/51/86/262526815_m.gif
(04:14:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: how would i b 16v if i ordered that cell
(04:15:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: tel me that
(04:15:06 PM) DaySleeper: stolen credit cards
(04:15:10 PM) DaySleeper: alternately you’re lying
(04:15:13 PM) DaySleeper: that would be my guess
(04:15:24 PM) DaySleeper: the last time you sent joe a message was on june 24
(04:15:32 PM) DaySleeper: so you logged in within the last year
(04:15:34 PM) DaySleeper: …
(04:15:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: no ur have to have ur social sercuity number and ur drivers license number
(04:16:05 PM) DaySleeper: you can get a social insurance number any time
(04:16:11 PM) DaySleeper: and you can get a drivers license at 16
(04:16:18 PM) DaySleeper: …
(04:16:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea but it checks how old u r wen they do the credit check
(04:16:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: duh
(04:16:26 PM) DaySleeper: you are not building a compelling case for yourself
(04:16:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats y they have to have those thing to make sure ur 18
(04:17:33 PM) DaySleeper: they ought to have a written exam
(04:17:45 PM) DaySleeper: so that you have to have a basic level of literacy
(04:17:52 PM) DaySleeper: before they let you have one

(04:20:02 PM) Stupid Kayla: are you stupid? why did you tell her to go play basketball?
(04:20:15 PM) DaySleeper: …
(04:20:21 PM) DaySleeper: …
(04:20:41 PM) DaySleeper: better question: why the fuck is she so retarded?
(04:21:17 PM) DaySleeper: I just asked her what school she went to
(04:21:26 PM) DaySleeper: If she interprets that as instructions to play basketball
(04:21:32 PM) DaySleeper: there’s not much blame that can be attached to me
(04:21:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: she said that you said it would probably be ok to play a little
(04:22:12 PM) DaySleeper: no
(04:22:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: which i don’t see how when she just fucked up her knee again yeterday
(04:22:22 PM) DaySleeper: that does not sound like something i would say
(04:22:29 PM) DaySleeper: it sounds like something she would say
(04:22:43 PM) DaySleeper: I’m pretty sure she’s got some sort of handicap
(04:22:48 PM) DaySleeper: You should probably get her checked out.
(04:23:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: don’t say that about her.
(04:23:07 PM) DaySleeper: too late
(04:23:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: she just loves basketball.
(04:23:19 PM) DaySleeper: …
(04:23:30 PM) DaySleeper: people who ‘love basketball’ do not play on fucked up knees
(04:23:35 PM) DaySleeper: they wait until the knees are healed
(04:23:38 PM) DaySleeper: and then they play
(04:23:44 PM) DaySleeper: she may love basketball, yes
(04:23:49 PM) DaySleeper: perhaps she hates her knees
(04:23:58 PM) DaySleeper: did her knee try to kill her or something
(04:24:06 PM) DaySleeper: why is she so vengeful towards it
(04:24:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: no that’s not true
(04:24:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: i played with a hurt ankle
(04:24:19 PM) DaySleeper: I bet she came home once
(04:24:26 PM) DaySleeper: and found her knee in bed with her best friend
(04:24:46 PM) DaySleeper: and it’s been a battle to the death ever since
(04:25:17 PM) DaySleeper: have you considered amputation?
(04:25:23 PM) DaySleeper: I’d suggest just above the collarbones
(04:26:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: you are so stupid

(03:46:39 PM) DaySleeper: kayla
(03:46:42 PM) DaySleeper: i have bad news for you
(03:49:24 PM) DaySleeper: do you want to hear it
(03:50:07 PM) DaySleeper: you did not make the team this year
(03:50:12 PM) DaySleeper: i have just checked the roster
(03:50:16 PM) DaySleeper: and you are not on it
(03:50:23 PM) DaySleeper: YOU’VE BEEN CUT
(04:03:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i havent
(04:04:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: its bc im not suppost to play
(04:04:33 PM) DaySleeper: http://www.goduke.com/SportSelect.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=4200&KEY=&SPID=1846&SPSID=22763
(04:04:37 PM) DaySleeper: CUT FROM THE TEAM
(04:04:53 PM) Stupid Kayla: no its bc im not playin bc of my knee
(04:05:13 PM) DaySleeper: so you’re not on the team
(04:05:15 PM) DaySleeper: YOU LIED TO ME
(04:05:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i still am
(04:05:34 PM) Stupid Kayla: im just not playin at all this year
(04:05:43 PM) DaySleeper: so you’re on the team
(04:05:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: so theres no point of me being on there
(04:05:46 PM) DaySleeper: but you’re not on the team
(04:05:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea pretty much
(04:05:59 PM) DaySleeper: that is harsh
(04:06:01 PM) DaySleeper: and cold
(04:06:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok

(03:08:22 PM) DaySleeper: so do you have a scholarship or something
(03:08:29 PM) DaySleeper: or are you paying your own way through school
(03:08:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(03:08:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: scholarship
(03:08:42 PM) DaySleeper: for basketball?
(03:08:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(03:08:53 PM) DaySleeper: and your injury didn’t hurt that at all?
(03:09:04 PM) DaySleeper: that’s impressive
(03:09:04 PM) Stupid Kayla: no bc im still playin
(03:09:13 PM) DaySleeper: you just took a year off, though
(03:09:15 PM) DaySleeper: right?
(03:09:18 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(03:09:20 PM) DaySleeper: …
(03:09:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: i played most of it
(03:09:29 PM) DaySleeper: with a fucked up knee
(03:09:32 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(03:09:40 PM) DaySleeper: with doctors’ permission?
(03:09:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: no
(03:09:53 PM) DaySleeper: so let me get this straight
(03:10:00 PM) DaySleeper: you risked permanent disability
(03:10:05 PM) DaySleeper: to play basketball
(03:10:06 PM) DaySleeper: for a year
(03:10:11 PM) DaySleeper: stunning
(03:10:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i ws fine
(03:10:22 PM) Stupid Kayla: i knew i would be fine
(03:10:26 PM) DaySleeper: except for like 7 trips to the hospital
(03:10:27 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(03:10:39 PM) Stupid Kayla: im still fine
(03:10:46 PM) DaySleeper: thousands would doubt you
(03:10:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:10:53 PM) DaySleeper: but i will take you at your word
(03:11:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur so mean
(03:11:08 PM) DaySleeper: oh, probably
(03:11:09 PM) DaySleeper: probably

(04:30:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: i don’t like you treating kayla like you do
(04:30:22 PM) DaySleeper: I’m not really impressed, either
(04:30:28 PM) DaySleeper: but then again
(04:30:31 PM) DaySleeper: I’m a dude on the internet
(04:30:35 PM) DaySleeper: and you’re right there with her
(04:30:40 PM) DaySleeper: and she’s playing basketball
(04:30:45 PM) DaySleeper: while you talk to me
(04:30:53 PM) DaySleeper: so rather than you going and stopping her
(04:30:58 PM) DaySleeper: you vent your impotent rage at me
(04:31:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: well i couldnt stop her
(04:31:06 PM) DaySleeper: well, i didn’t tell her to start
(04:31:12 PM) DaySleeper: so you can take your accusations
(04:31:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: that’s what she said
(04:31:18 PM) DaySleeper: fold them until they are sharp corners
(04:31:23 PM) DaySleeper: cover them in mustard
(04:31:26 PM) DaySleeper: and shove them up your ass
(04:31:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: then stop telling her to go play basketball
(04:31:52 PM) DaySleeper: I also point out that every time she ’stops breathing’, you sit there and talk to me
(04:32:02 PM) DaySleeper: instead of doing, i don’t know, cpr or something
(04:32:16 PM) DaySleeper: I have not once told her to go play basketball.
(04:32:25 PM) DaySleeper: I never will tell her to play basketball
(04:32:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: thats what she said
(04:32:52 PM) DaySleeper: you are like some kind of crazy broken recording device thing
(04:33:00 PM) DaySleeper: that just repeats back the same words
(04:33:01 PM) DaySleeper: over
(04:33:03 PM) DaySleeper: and over
(04:33:04 PM) DaySleeper: and over
(04:33:10 PM) DaySleeper: repetition does not make you right
(04:34:14 PM) DaySleeper: I am pretty sure that there is no way for me to ‘make’ or ‘get’ her to do anything
(04:34:22 PM) DaySleeper: she’s pretty much going to carry on doing whatever she likes
(04:34:26 PM) DaySleeper: until she falls over
(04:34:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: you’re going to make her fuck up her knee even more
(04:34:33 PM) DaySleeper: yes
(04:34:36 PM) DaySleeper: I clearly am
(04:34:40 PM) DaySleeper: by talking to her over AIM
(04:34:50 PM) DaySleeper: Are you even reading what you’re typing?
(04:34:56 PM) DaySleeper: Does this make any sense to you?
(04:35:10 PM) Stupid Kayla: well you told her to and you know she’s going to listen
(04:35:17 PM) DaySleeper: I have a feeling that you would fail the Turing test.
(04:35:24 PM) DaySleeper: hello
(04:35:25 PM) Stupid Kayla : basketball
(04:35:25 PM) DaySleeper: hello
(04:35:27 PM) DaySleeper: are you there
(04:35:36 PM) DaySleeper: i did not tell her to play basketball
(04:35:37 PM) Stupid Kayla: why wouldnt i be fay
(04:35:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: *fag
(04:35:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: then why would she say you did
(04:35:59 PM) DaySleeper: because she is retarded, you see
(04:36:12 PM) DaySleeper: perhaps she has lied to you
(04:36:13 PM) Stupid Kayla: thanks for hurting her knee again
(04:36:18 PM) DaySleeper: perish the thought
(04:36:25 PM) DaySleeper: you say that like i’m standing there with a bat
(04:36:37 PM) DaySleeper: and hitting her every ten minutes
(04:36:43 PM) DaySleeper: BREAKING NEWS:
(04:36:49 PM) DaySleeper: Kayla is responsible for her own actions
(04:37:06 PM) DaySleeper: though i would argue that she couldn’t be held liable for them in a court of law
(04:37:28 PM) DaySleeper: I think an insanity defence could get her off of pretty much any charge
(04:37:56 PM) DaySleeper: so is she still playing basketball now?
(04:38:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: no she fucked up her knee
(04:38:37 PM) DaySleeper: shocking developments
(04:38:43 PM) DaySleeper: guess what champ
(04:38:45 PM) DaySleeper: she is lying to you
(04:39:11 PM) DaySleeper: I have not told her at any time to go play basketball
(04:39:19 PM) DaySleeper: I suppose you’ll just have to take my word for it
(04:39:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: ah no i believe her.
(04:39:41 PM) DaySleeper: that… is why you fail
(04:40:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: you don’t even know how much pain she’s in and how nasty her knee looks
(04:40:25 PM) DaySleeper: nor do i care
(04:40:35 PM) DaySleeper: because it is not really my problem, you see
(04:41:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: y did u have to tell me to go play bball
(04:41:13 PM) DaySleeper: I must applaud your consistency
(04:41:49 PM) DaySleeper: and commitment to the bit
(04:42:00 PM) DaySleeper: at no time did i tell you to play basketball
(04:42:09 PM) DaySleeper: i have, at several times in the past, urged you not to do so
(04:43:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: i hope you know she’s never going to be able to walk again now.
(04:43:25 PM) DaySleeper: i’ve been saying that for months
(04:43:57 PM) DaySleeper: it’s too bad she didn’t listen all those times that people told her not to play basketball
(04:44:04 PM) DaySleeper: that would have saved her some hassle, i bet
(04:44:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: go fuck off
(04:44:45 PM) DaySleeper: brilliant